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DeviantNation: Graveyard Sally’s Old Jalopy

Here’s two things I enjoy seeing together: old cars and tattooed models. Model T? No, Model Sally! DeviantNation writes: Graveyard Sally shows us her love for old...

DeviantNation: Angel With Scars

I am really into scarification, so it goes without saying that I am fixated by the scars on Angel’s legs. Damn. That’s on the near edge of hardcore....

BurningAngel: A Cliché Poem For Aurora, As Requested

Haiku for Aurora’s Pink Panties A pink cotton crotch right in my face. I am dead. So totally dead. BurningAngel writes: Roses are red, violets are blue,...

SpookyBlog: Bella Vendetta Riding on the Subway Naked

Who’s the hottest chick on the planet? Well, I’m not sure, but surely in the running is the lovely Bella Vendetta, whom I’ll forgive for not wearing...

DeviantNation: Hilton Sports Hipster Star Tattoos

That’s a cute and beautiful lil star tattoo on Hilton’s back. And also note the cute and beautiful lil heart tattoo on her wrist. I like things that are cute...

Nerdpr0n: Anna’s Polka Dot Panties FTW!

Dear Anna, I want to come home to this after a long day slaving away at the salt mines. Love, Melisande Nerdpr0n writes: I took the sweetest darlingest pair of panties I...

BlueBlood: Kellie And Andy And A Fifth Of Jack

Domestic bliss can be achieved with liberal application of Jack Daniels. Also, writing “SLUT” on your husband’s chest in fake blood can be a turn-on....

BurningAngel: Jane The Alt.Porn Hooters Girl

Jane could eat Hooters shrimp with me anytime! More cute emo girls should get jobs at Hooters. We all know emo boys need to get a little meat on their bones, and what...

DeviantNation: Miesha Has A New Pirattitude

This would have been the perfect International Talk Like A Pirate Day tie-in post! … but I missed it by a week. My bad. Anyway, Miesha totally has pirattitude, as...

DeviantNation: Sin Has Big Boobs

I would comment on Sin’s interesting lower lip piercing, but I am so distracted by her hefty boobs I can’t even think of what I was going to say....

NoFauxxx: Avarice’s Rooftop Fun

Is that a little bit of bondage with coaxial cable I spy? Now that’s kinky! It’s not going to help you watch “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip”...

BlueBlood: Girls Kissing, Now With 100% More Blood

Everyone enjoys girls kissing, right? But only the discriminating few enjoy girls kissing whilst engaging in bloodplay. Are you one of the discriminating few?

Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Double Dildo Penetration … A Lot

Dear Anna, If you need a hand with putting those dildos somewhere, I can help! Love, Melisande P.S. I’ll give you something to investigate! Nerdpr0n writes: Ooh,...

Featured Model: Vivian Viva

I actually started modeling at 14, mom put me in modeling school and I did some fashion and runway, then stopped. Went on with life and married then divorced, after my...

DeviantNation: Airrica Marks Herself Up

You know what would be really kinky? If Airrica got someone to write a sestina on her back. That might even be hotter than actual intercourse for poetry nerds!...

BlueBlood: Kellie Vamps It Up

The “blood” in this photoset is supposedly vanilla-flavored, according to the blurb on the Blueblood gallery. I didn’t know goths tasted like vanilla!...

BurningAngel: Chapel!

Nine Inch Nails fangirls should never be gagged without prior consent. I mean, I’m sure they’ll like it, but it’s only proper manners to ask first....

DeviantNation: Antietam Models The Latest in Barette Technology

This photoset is supposed to feature a lollipop but I’m kinda fixated on the barettes. Um, maybe she could do an all-barettes set next? DeviantNation writes:...

Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Alan Moore … A Lot

Dear Anna, I had no idea “Lost Girls” was even coming out in hardcover, so I have to thank you for alerting me to its existence. Sadly, I’ve become so...

RazorDolls: Regan Reese Eats A Hamburger

I have nothing more to add here, other than the sentence “I like to eat Regan Reese while Anything!” not being gramatically correct. What. Figures that...

CyberDyke: Sapphire On Hardwood Floor

Combinations of precious gems and chemically treated wood are sometimes successful, as Sapphire demonstrates in this photoshoot. CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls...

SpookyBlog: Scar Lets The Puppies Breathe

Scar just loves hanging out on rooftops totally naked, and I love her for it. SpookyBlog writes: Scar 13 occasionally even braves the bright sunshine for a sexy shoot...

InkyGirls: Mona’s A Tiger At The Makeup Mirror

Attention Bettie Page Reenactor Fetishists! Mona’s got a new photoset at InkyGirls! What more do I need to say here!

DeviantNation: Frilly Panties Allowed In Bathtubs For The First Time Ever!

What is it with the frilly panties rage among all the kids? Are girdles coming back, too? DeviantNation writes: The devilishly delicious Junior Miss cleans up for us.

BurningAngel: Adahlia Enjoys Fresh Fruits

Adahlia’s bra makes her breasts look like grapefruits. What is up with that? And what is up with the monster green earrings? It’s like a fruit explosion!...

DeviantNation: Ali Orange Chillaxes In The Desert

“Chillax” and “desert” are oxymorons, however. “Chilled dessert,” on the other hand, is the perfect apres-photoshoot treat. Hopefully...

Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Video Action

Isn’t it precious when people with tattoos fuck on video? Burning Angel writes: You’ve seen the photos… but on this evening I present to you the world...

DeviantNation: Ramen Hooks Up With Her Robot “Friend”

I’d read Diesel Sweeties more often if they included hardcore woman/robot action. Thank you Deviant Nation for catering to the fantasies of robot lovers!...

BurningAngel: MORE PHOTOS OF RAE!

Classic car enthusiasts would enjoy Rae. The drag racing action would be so hot. BurningAngel writes: If everyone who drove a pick-up truck was as pretty as Rae, the...

DeviantNation: Scarlit In Red And Black

Scarlit might give me the urge to dye my hair red again! Or maybe even get an unorthodox lip piercing! DeviantNation writes: Scarlit might give you the incredible urge...

RazorDolls: Your Fuck Table For Two Is Ready

Why does everyone seem to think that sex on a table is comfortable? It’s a hard surface! And not in a good way! Ever try to get splinters out of your ass?...

BlueBlood: Dahlia Dark Shows Off Her Half Corset … And Her Boobies

Again with the tits! I can’t get enough of Dahlia’s tits. She can wear whatever she damn well pleases as long as I get a peek at the dirtypillows.

DeviantNation: Skunk On A Leather Couch

One of my dream furniture purchases is a black leather couch. Skunk crouching on it would, of course, be totally bonus. She could help me apply leather treatment! And...

Spiceplay: Maya Chillaxes To Some Tunes

I believe the cheesy pickup line “Hey baby, nice cans!” is appropriate to use at this juncture. Spiceplay writes: Have you ever wondered how beautiful women...

BlueBlood: Xanthia Peeling Off Rubber

Xanthia sometimes finds rubber restricting. I always find Xanthia’s breasts fascinating.

Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Tongue Action

Isn’t it precious when people with lots of tattoos make out? Burning Angel writes: Kylee and Kurt, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…no great love here, but...

NoFauxxx: Mr. Paisley Digs Nude BMXing

NOTE: Mr. Paisley is a trained professional. Please do not attempt nude BMXing at home. NoFauxxx writes: Meet Mr. Paisley, NoFauxxx‘s newest model, and learn the...

BlueBlood: Do You Have An Oral Fixation?

Scar 13’s hookah method is unstoppable. Also, it in no way shape or form involves panties.

RazorDolls: Vivian Viva will cane your ass

Canes are the hot new thing in altporn, man. All the cool kids have them. Of course, I like my girls nerdy, so it’s good that Vivian’s a super-hot nerd too....

BlueBlood: Superna Spices Up Any Decor

How do you make a brick wall less boring? Have Superna pose in front of it, of course! Her peacock halter definitely de-bores any surroundings.