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BlueBlood: Xanthia Peeling Off Rubber

Xanthia sometimes finds rubber restricting. I always find Xanthia’s breasts fascinating.

Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Tongue Action

Isn’t it precious when people with lots of tattoos make out? Burning Angel writes: Kylee and Kurt, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…no great love here, but...

NoFauxxx: Mr. Paisley Digs Nude BMXing

NOTE: Mr. Paisley is a trained professional. Please do not attempt nude BMXing at home. NoFauxxx writes: Meet Mr. Paisley, NoFauxxx‘s newest model, and learn the...

BlueBlood: Do You Have An Oral Fixation?

Scar 13’s hookah method is unstoppable. Also, it in no way shape or form involves panties.

RazorDolls: Vivian Viva will cane your ass

Canes are the hot new thing in altporn, man. All the cool kids have them. Of course, I like my girls nerdy, so it’s good that Vivian’s a super-hot nerd too....

BlueBlood: Superna Spices Up Any Decor

How do you make a brick wall less boring? Have Superna pose in front of it, of course! Her peacock halter definitely de-bores any surroundings.

Burning Angel: Angelina Reorganizes Your Office

Angelina would make for a very interesting Franklin Covey catalog girl, don’t you think? Burning Angel writes: Angelina gets turned on by disorganized offices....

BlueBlood: Rooftop Party Time!

I enjoy hanging out on rooftops and smoking cigarettes. It makes me feel mysterious and powerful. Nina Sin enjoys doing the same thing, except she likes to whip...

BlueBlood: Look Honey, Orange Lingerie!

I don’t really see orange lingerie everyday. In fact, I don’t generally see it at all. So why not have Erica model some for us?

Burning Angel: Tortured Hipsters Always Wear Pink Belts

Paging Blue States Lose, paging Blue States Lose, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Burning Angel writes: January came by NYC the other day and caused a storm...

BlueBlood: Black Rubber And Big Boobs

Also included: big lips, silver dollar nipples and bangin’ hips. In conclusion: boobs.

RazorDolls: Hay Guys, Who Wants A Threesome?

Sometimes you just have to pick up a girl and rail her on a flower print bedspread while another girl grabs her tits. Threesomes: it’s what’s for dinner!...

BlueBlood: Erica The Red House Painter

I expect a negative number of people to get the obscurely obvious band reference in the title of this post. And no, I’m not talking about the Viking metal album...

SpookyBlog: Buy Voltaire A Beer!

I would love to watch Voltaire drink beer but I’m way too intimidated by her full-body art to ask her if I can tag along to the nearest dive bar. I’d pick up...

BlueBlood: I’m Captivated By Xanthia’s Gazongas

I’m also captivated by Xanthia’s eye makeup and dyed eyebrows. But mostly I’m captivated by her tits.

InkyGirls: Do You Need Discipline?

Zoie’s taste in old-school wall mirrors and other home furnishings is impeccable. Why would one want to paddle a girl into little tealight candles on wall shelves?...

BlueBlood: Alsana Feeds On The Blood Of Internet Nerds

Obviously, Alsana’s table manners would scandalize the hoi polloi.

Nerdpr0n: Reading In Fishnets Is Fundamental

When reading Robert Anton Wilson, one should take care to wear appropriate clothing. Anna Logue is a perfect example of this. She celebrates the joy of reading! Nerdpr0n...

SpookyBlog: Just You and Me, Blue Haired Girl

I know a girl who is almost a dead ringer for Agent Aeon, expect not so much with the blue hair and lip piercing. Do I tell her she’s got a Goth doppleganger? What...

Burning Angel: Greets To Riley Mason!

This just in from the altporn.net Situation Room: Riley continues to be adorable. Burning Angel writes: I get like, at least 20 emails a day requesting Riley...

Burning Angel: Turtle Power … In My Pants

Here’s a comic fanboy nerd’s wet dream–a girl in bra and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles panties! I’m pretty sure those comics she’s lying on...

RazorDolls: I Wanna Have Sex With Eddie Van Halen’s Guitar

Huh uh uh, he said “Flying V.” RazorDolls writes: Now whens the last time you walked into a guitar shop and saw a naked Babe stradling a Flying V, and...

Nerdpr0n: I Make Passes At Girls With Glasses

This is what I like to believe Anna is thinking when this photo was taken: What is this? A big bulge in the pants? I must investigate using all my intellectual powers...

CyberDyke: Veronika Strikes A Pose

I would proudly display a statue of this Veronika pose in my foyer. Of course, if Veronika herself wanted to pose in my foyer, I certainly wouldn’t say no!...

RazorDolls: Rob Rotten Has Nice Pants

Whenever I see a guy with a lot of upper body ink, I just want to pet his pants, much like how Gabriella is demonstrating here. RazorDolls writes: The notorious Rob...

RazorDolls: Riley Mason in Front of the Green Door

Why, Riley, you are adorable! But that lime green sliding door behind you cries out for the cast of Extreme Makeover: Pr0n Edition. I bet there’s corkboard and...

Burning Angel: Insert “V for Vendetta” Reference Here

If Natalie Portman had dressed like this in V for Vendetta, fanboy spooge would have flooded American multiplexes. No amount of squeegee mops could have cleaned up all...

RazorDolls: Dreaming of Serene Dream

I’d fight my way through the seven gates of Hell for a little alone time with Serene Dream! “When reality’s a dream and every lie is true In the day...

Burning Angel: Adahlia’s ink

Adahlia’s pretty inked up form what can be seen here, but I wonder what more tattoos hide behind that shirt… Burning Angel writes: If you would like to watch...

BlueBlood: Bella Vendetta sports the Blue Blood hoodie

Bella Vendetta is a supersmart total hottie who rocks so hard I could just pee myself. Who better to be featured by the Blue Blood crew in one of their classic hoodies?...

InkyGirls: Marie: Amped

I prefer roadies who wear pants and sensible shoes. However, I’ll make an exception for Marie and her sexxxxxxay black patent platforms. InkyGirls writes:...

RazorDolls: The Masque and the red head

The way is not easy, I know, but I will take you by the hand and lead you through the cruel light into the velvet darkness. RazorDolls writes: Looks like were at it...

Burning Angel: Kylee Kross showing off her ink

Kylee is inked up enough to be the valet for the WWE’s zombie warrior, the Undertaker. With her at his side, the Deadman would be (even more) unstoppable! Burning...

BlueBlood: Chaotika is a bad kitty

Chaotika? They should call her ChaHOTika! HARRRRR!!!!!!! Oh dear. Anyway, Chaotika is back on Blueblood.com with another ultrahot set. Even I can put up with animal...

InkyGirls: Richard: Amazon

Somewhere in middle America, a soccer mom is sobbing, “MY COUCH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY COUCH!” InkyGirls writes: Richard takes it to a different level...

BlueBlood: Flowery Stockings

Fetish Superstar Kumi is, of course, the bomb, but put her in some old-school lingerie and beautiful flower-pattern stockings, and you’ve got one of those bunker...

RazorDolls: Disco’s Not Dead!

Ah, disco. The days when men could wear flares and coke wasn’t addictive. The some shit goes down and just RUINS YOUR BUZZ, man! “This is twice in two days...

InkyGirls: Claire: Hot Stuff

I would make a Fire Marshall Bill reference here, but the red and yellow colors of Claire’s outfit brought Ronald McDonald to mind and, basically, my head just...

RazorDolls: Sex Party Over Heeeere!!

Sometimes I’ve been working hard and I need to take a break too. Like when I move from my recliner to my couch. That’s the way I roll, dogg. RazorDolls...

InkyGirls: Babs: Bedroom

With her bandanna, Babs kinda looks like that “We Can Do It!” chick from the WW2 propaganda posters. I always wanted to bone that chick. InkyGirls writes:...