Melisande
InkyGirls: Do You Need Discipline?
MelisandeAug 15, 2006
Zoie’s taste in old-school wall mirrors and other home furnishings is impeccable. Why would one want to paddle a girl into little tealight candles on wall shelves?...
Burning Angel: Morgan Models The Latest In Brassieres And Bullet Belts
MelisandeAug 14, 2006
Morgan proves you can find everything for your fall fashion wardrobe at a lingerie shop and an Army-Navy surplus store. Burning Angel writes: I once had a bullet belt,...
BlueBlood: Alsana Feeds On The Blood Of Internet Nerds
MelisandeAug 14, 2006
Obviously, Alsana’s table manners would scandalize the hoi polloi.
Nerdpr0n: Reading In Fishnets Is Fundamental
MelisandeAug 13, 2006
When reading Robert Anton Wilson, one should take care to wear appropriate clothing. Anna Logue is a perfect example of this. She celebrates the joy of reading! Nerdpr0n...
SpookyBlog: Just You and Me, Blue Haired Girl
MelisandeAug 13, 2006
I know a girl who is almost a dead ringer for Agent Aeon, expect not so much with the blue hair and lip piercing. Do I tell her she’s got a Goth doppleganger? What...
CyberDyke: Dinner Is Served Al Fresco, In Stockings
MelisandeAug 12, 2006
I love girls who aren’t afraid to use their hands. Or their dildos. CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn for women, by women! Click here...
Burning Angel: Greets To Riley Mason!
MelisandeAug 12, 2006
This just in from the altporn.net Situation Room: Riley continues to be adorable. Burning Angel writes: I get like, at least 20 emails a day requesting Riley...
Burning Angel: Group Hug Time!
MelisandeAug 11, 2006
Check it–Burning Angels like to party and have a good time, just like the rest of us! I’d love to be their MySpace friends. What great photo albums they must...
Burning Angel: Turtle Power … In My Pants
MelisandeAug 11, 2006
Here’s a comic fanboy nerd’s wet dream–a girl in bra and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles panties! I’m pretty sure those comics she’s lying on...
RazorDolls: I Wanna Have Sex With Eddie Van Halen’s Guitar
MelisandeAug 10, 2006
Huh uh uh, he said “Flying V.” RazorDolls writes: Now whens the last time you walked into a guitar shop and saw a naked Babe stradling a Flying V, and...
Nerdpr0n: I Make Passes At Girls With Glasses
MelisandeAug 04, 2006
This is what I like to believe Anna is thinking when this photo was taken: What is this? A big bulge in the pants? I must investigate using all my intellectual powers...
CyberDyke: Veronika Strikes A Pose
MelisandeAug 04, 2006
I would proudly display a statue of this Veronika pose in my foyer. Of course, if Veronika herself wanted to pose in my foyer, I certainly wouldn’t say no!...
Burning Angel: Angela Ryan in Latex
MelisandeAug 03, 2006
For those whose appetites have not yet been sated by our current featured model Angela Ryan, I bring you more of featured model Angela Ryan … in Latex (as opposed...
RazorDolls: Jade Starr Makes Me Have Goth Girl Flashbacks
MelisandeAug 03, 2006
Jade has the cutest little cootie-pie that I ever did see. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeekaboo! Peeeeeeeeeeeeeekaboo! RazorDolls writes: After becoming a huge star in the adult...
Burning Angel: Chelsea Gets A Time Out
MelisandeAug 02, 2006
If you’re sent to the corner, you have to remove your pants. But please, keep the Chucks on. Safety first! Burning Angel writes: Take a look at our newest angel: a...
RazorDolls: Rob Rotten Has Nice Pants
MelisandeAug 02, 2006
Whenever I see a guy with a lot of upper body ink, I just want to pet his pants, much like how Gabriella is demonstrating here. RazorDolls writes: The notorious Rob...
SpookyBlog: Attack of the Pantyless Candy Ravers!
MelisandeAug 01, 2006
Remind me to wear a chastity belt the next time I see DJ Tiesto. I don’t want any candy kids stealing my panties! SpookyBlog writes: This super hot Kitten...
Nerdpr0n: Anna + Bones + Spock + Kirk = hot Trekkie foursome
MelisandeJul 31, 2006
Can someone write me a fanfic for this pairing? I’ll trade you some hot Mistress Janeway fic! Nerdpr0n writes: yay! me in a Star Trek shirt! Spock in between my...
RazorDolls: Riley Mason in Front of the Green Door
MelisandeJul 31, 2006
Why, Riley, you are adorable! But that lime green sliding door behind you cries out for the cast of Extreme Makeover: Pr0n Edition. I bet there’s corkboard and...
Burning Angel: I see Angelle’s panties!
MelisandeJul 30, 2006
Hey, do you remember when the guy who played Agent Dale Cooper on Twin Peaks hosted Saturday Night Live and did a skit where he repeatedly asked people to bite his butt?...
Burning Angel: Insert “V for Vendetta” Reference Here
MelisandeJul 28, 2006
If Natalie Portman had dressed like this in V for Vendetta, fanboy spooge would have flooded American multiplexes. No amount of squeegee mops could have cleaned up all...
Burning Angel: More Pics of Pixie Pearl
MelisandeJul 26, 2006
Let me interpret Ms. Pearl’s body language for you: Greetings, computer nerds. I’m going to sit next to you in your computer nerd haven and chainsmoke Camel...
InkyGirls: Marie: Amped
MelisandeJul 25, 2006
I prefer roadies who wear pants and sensible shoes. However, I’ll make an exception for Marie and her sexxxxxxay black patent platforms. InkyGirls writes:...
Nerdpr0n: getting myself off
MelisandeJul 16, 2006
Girls who wear vintage lace blouses and skirts are very beautiful. Girls who strip out of said vintage lace blouses and skirts in order to beat off are even hotter....
InkyGirls: Richard: Amazon
MelisandeJul 16, 2006
Somewhere in middle America, a soccer mom is sobbing, “MY COUCH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY COUCH!” InkyGirls writes: Richard takes it to a different level...
InkyGirls: Claire: Hot Stuff
MelisandeJul 08, 2006
I would make a Fire Marshall Bill reference here, but the red and yellow colors of Claire’s outfit brought Ronald McDonald to mind and, basically, my head just...
InkyGirls: Mia: Parlour
MelisandeJul 07, 2006
Whenever I hang out in old Victorian house parlours, I always take my clothes off. Miss Manners would back me up on this … or she would after we drank a bottle of...
Burning Angel: Angelina!
MelisandeJul 06, 2006
Angelina is not your grandfather’s Betty Crocker, that’s for damn sure. Who wants muffins? Burning Angel writes: Wouldn’t it be nice if Angelina lived...
Burning Angel: More and More and More Morgan
MelisandeJun 20, 2006
Bouncing quarters off Morgan’s pretty ass sounds like a great way to kill an afternoon. Maybe someone’s got a roll in their pocket I can borrow! Burning...
Burning Angel: Cheshire!
MelisandeJun 19, 2006
My idea of a tasteful flower arrangement includes a girl with a flaming tattooed heart and buckets of décolletage. This will definitely liven up my next afternoon tea...
