Walk up to a rock, swing like it personally insulted the gods, and suddenly half the hillside explodes into gravel. Somewhere Odin is watching like… yeah, KomoBear is the one, give ‘em a hammer and let ‘em loose.
Log pole 2m, log pole 4m, everything snapping red because no one can have too much fun. They’re out here building a fortress that looks one strong breeze away from becoming a historical memory. Structural integrity? Never heard of her. If it stands for more than ten seconds, that’s considered good craftsmanship in the 10th century.
They’re one swing away from meeting Eikthyr again, not for revenge, just for round two of getting humbled. Wake up, chop wood, get attacked, rebuild, repeat until emotionally Viking. KomoBear has got it!
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