This is Elden Ring but it’s already gone wrong before the boss even finished loading in. That foggy arena, three people standing there like they’ve got a plan, and then immediately—health bars melting like they touched the wrong kind of grass. Classic Lands Between that EmGreens knows best.
I just know she’s got all her parries down with the amount of time she has spent on this game. Even if this is attempt number thirty-seven and there’s a personal vendetta forming. No talking, no blinking, just silent agreement that this boss is about to get humbled… eventually. Or at least slightly inconvenienced.
Somewhere, a Site of Grace is already preparing to see everyone again in about ten seconds. Maybe a minute, if EmGreens is on the case.
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