Mario Kart turns every peaceful moment into a trust exercise, and this race is no exception. One lap in and it’s already banana peels on the line, all karts in shambles, and a red shell with someone’s name spiritually attached to it. Probably El_Dragon69‘s.
One second the kart is drifting like a pro, the next it’s spinning out because a green shell bounced off three walls, the floor, and destiny itself. Rainbow Road logic applies even if the track isn’t Rainbow Road. Falling is always personal. And through it all, I have full hope that she will ensure that there’s a spot won at every point. Probably every game.
The real competition isn’t the racers. It’s the RNG, the item roulette, and that one CPU named something cheerful who races like it has a vendetta. Winning is temporary. Getting Mario Karted is forever. El_Dragon69 is the winner!
Username: El_Dragon69
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Green
Weight: 145 pounds
Height: 160 centimeters
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