If you’re familiar with the heat death theory for the end of the universe, you know it’s gonna need a cause – that cause is LunaLamb. This is fact. The theory rests on the evidence that Luna is so freaking hot, no human has been able to withstand her radiating heat without becoming horny themselves, thereby making her hotness contagious, addictive and incredibly arousing.
Make sure you have an oxygen tank handy when you’re watching LunaLamb, because today not only does she have the sexiest freckles ever, she’s also doing some eye-fucking of the poor camera, right in the middle of a regular conversation which is pretty hard to continue after being enchanted by her magical gaze. I’m not even gonna go into detail – you’re gonna have to see LunaLamb do it to believe me anyway.
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
