And probably a jar of dirt somewhere in the back, because what pirate doesn’t! To be fair Ashe_Maree isn’t doing a pirate cosplay, or any sort of cosplay for that matter, but she’s still really hot and incredibly funny to watch. This delicious brunette has the best smile in the world, a smile that will not only inspire boners, but will also brighten up a crappy day and fix a bad mood. Ashe_Maree’s lovely mug is the smile equivalent of the cure for a deadly disease, so make sure to take your dose of Ashe for the day and tip for it as hard as possible!
Ashe_Maree’s bottle of rum and attitude are joining her tonight in the quest to make the world a sexier, funnier place, so if you’re human and can understand words and beauty, you should definitely go check her out!
Ashe Maree: a spread-eagle comedian
