Why? Because she can, that’s why, and it’s fucking awesome. HackerGirl is wearing an awesome ewok hood from Star Wars and deepthroating a very lucky green dildo. Tying all of this together, of course, is the black paint on HackerGirl’s nose. Apparently, tonight is blowjob training night, but it’s also swearspank night – every time she swears, she gets a spank with a very painful piece of wood. I don’t even know if that thing’s main purpose was spanking, but it’s doing a great job.
I really love that every time I go on HackerGirl’s cam, the first words outta her mouth always make me laugh, and today was no different. Picture this: Soulja Boy screaming “Superman” while HackerGirl massages her tonsils with a dildo, making the Chewbacca whirring noise, wearing an Ewok hood. Put down your drink so you don’t spit it out and get other parts of you ready to do the spitting.
the girl who almost got kicked out of the playboy mansion
