This match on Ultimate Surrender does not seem like a particularly even fight at any point. They admit that Luna Light is the teeniest girl they have ever had do sexual combat on the site. Elizabeth Thorn towers over her and sports a tattoo in the Thug Life location which reads, “Resistance is Futile.” Luna Light does not seem like she especially wants to resist. There is a devilish excited glint in her eye from the moment the two women are posting in the before-fight pictures. Luna Light looks like she is looking forward to losing. (Sorry for the spoiler, but, if you join Ultimate Surrender, you can watch 10 and 1/2 seasons of bouts where you don’t know the ending, so you’ll have to forgive me for giving this one away.) In Luna Light’s defense, Elizabeth Thorn is really hot, with brightly colored tattoos standing out in stark contrast to her skin and a general badass attitude. Elizabeth Thorn looks amused in the prelim images, like she knows Luna Light will be happy to lose her wrestling catfight. I’m saying it would probably be just fine to get done with a strap-on by Elizabeth Thorn, after she threw you around a bit. Just saying.
W Performers: Elizabeth Thorn and Luna Light
Elizabeth Thorn
“The Dil-Dozer”
Height: 5’7″
Weight: 133lbs
Season W/L: (2 – 0)
Lifetime W/L: (2 – 2)Luna Light
“Leathal”
Height: 5’0″
Weight: 95lbs
Season W/L: (0 – 2)
Lifetime W/L: (0 – 2)Luna was Scheduled to take on Berretta James but Berretta broke a finger and could not make the match. Her replacement today is Elizabeth Thorn. Thorn is significantly larger than Luna Light. Actually all our wrestlers are significantly larger than Luna Light. Luna is the smallest girl we have ever had on the site. Dispite having such a huge height and weight advantage, Elizabeth Thorn isn’t able to score too many points on the little spit fire, Luna. Today you see heart from a little firecracker. The winner brutalizes the loser. Lots of facesit pins and humiliating typer writer bullying. The loser is fucked all over the mat with a cock that is about the size of half her leg.
