Let’s face it, sometimes the world of AltPorn online can leave a person wondering where the crazy sex went. Just about all the alt sites seem to be battling over who is the most ‘pin-up’ and who is the most burlesque and who is the most fashionable and where can you have the most ‘friends’ and where can you get the most kiss ass comments. Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy quality creative photography, but I’ll be honest, I join sites to see the stuff you used to have to go to the back of the sex shop for. I’m not looking for Porky’s or Mean Girls or even The Craft. I’m looking for hot girls with pierced pale skin and Jell-O colored hair doing some crazy obscene things I couldn’t see them doing out at the clubs on any given weekend. I don’t like to see them being abused or treated like crap, but I do like to see some pretty kinky full on sex. To me, it’s just not really worth while unless somebody has mind numbing climax somewhere along the line. Otherwise it’s just coy teasing and I could go get that at the strip club or the mall for that matter.
Sabrina Sparx, on the otherhand, gives me everything I want! Damn she’s sexy! And she goes for broke in this new Fucking Machines scene. This is just a really satisfying series and totally the way is should be! Cuddly sex monsters! That’s what AltPorn should be. I love that those ingenious pervs over at Fucking Machines even show how they manufacture their own dildo attachements too! That’s just cool.
