… and that’s where the Forrest Gump references end, because I just want to eat Aries up in one shot while watching my TiVo’d copy of the “Dancing with the Stars” Season 3 premiere. Can you say “Tucker Carlson’s fear erection,” boys and girls? I knew you could! Aries, I hope you like ballroom dancing because we’re gonna be here awhile!
If only we had Aries around to console us when someone broke our heart.
