Feysbian is playing Armello with the energy of someone who opened a cute woodland board game and immediately found out every rabbit, wolf, rat, and bear is running a full political assassination campaign. Which is not what I thought this game was about but I am quite suprirsed at the effects.
One minute it looks like cozy fantasy chess, the next minute the King is coughing up Rot, someone is drawing a Trickery card and the entire forest has become Game of Thrones with paws. I feel like all I’ve seen from the gameplay is a lot of settlement taking but I’m also rather distracted on account of her vibing her mind off with the little toy between her legs that is making her do all kinds of poses.
Prestige? Gone. Gold? Gone. Spirit stones? Probably stolen by a squirrel in a crown. Feysbian has decided to sit down and vibe instead!
ADHD disaster girl. Bad at life but good at other things.
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