Cult Of The Joltionmac

There’s something deeply unholy about running a cheerful little woodland cult while wearing bright yellow ears like a Pikachu that found religion and decided violence was the answer. But I do like Joltionmac‘s vibe almost as much as I like the tattoos on her that are just showing off so much personality.

Though I do like the game. One minute it’s tiny followers bouncing around like they pay taxes in berries, next minute it’s sermons, sacrifices, and someone getting politely escorted to the afterlife because morale dipped by two percent. Of course a cult leader would gamify loyalty. Of course devotion comes with rules, tie breakers, and a leaderboard. I know somewhere out there a little lamb is preaching about faith while also min maxing resource production like a middle manager who discovered dark gods instead of spreadsheets.

And the followers just accept it. They wake up, eat a bowl of grass, praise the Lamb, maybe get sacrificed, maybe build a shrine, who knows, it’s a coin flip kind of workplace. And Joltionmac is leading it all!

Joltionmac writes:

My name is JJ, i’m an IRL cat girl and a certified gamer!