The Legend Of xxUnholyMusexx: Tears Of The Boss Fights

xxUnholyMusexx is sprawled like Hyrule owes her rent money, controller in hand, casually exploring the literal depths of despair while looking like she just wandered into a Sunday afternoon nap.

Meanwhile Link is down there in Gloom’s Origin fighting for his life and she’s treating it like a mildly inconvenient side quest. She’s just chilling through it, no panic, no rush, like yeah sure, ancient evil awakening again, happens.

Either she clears the fight clean… or Link gets folded and she just stares at the screen like that was between him and his ancestors. But I have trust. xxUnholyMusexx can lock in and win it all.

xxUnholyMusexx writes:

Your favorite split tongue elven princess ✨