Blue Blood’s Amelia G writes in her journal about what she calls “The Liminal Nature of Photo Shoot Prep…” and it is interesting to get a feel for what putting together good photo shoots can be like. In this case, it’s the knockout Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee getting it on in some sort of bombed out shelter. All I can say is WOW, this is some hot work. The chemistry between these two is so strong you can feel it and Amelia G did an amazing job capturing the heat between them and the feel of the environment. The found lighting really accentuates the tone of their bodies. I love the voyeuristic nature of this set. It isn’t just two alt-models ‘together’ for the camera, this is beautiful hot women in love getting it on, and you get to share in that. Check out the FREE GALLERY courtesy of Blue Blood, as these little versions don’t really do the set justice.

Babeland Premieres debuts their first ever porn release, The New Romantix by first-time filmmaker/ director Max Royale. The premise of the film starts with an interview of each of the six porn stars followed by a porn scene with one extra thrown in for good measure. The film is marketed as profiling “six beautiful, intelligent, funny, and amazing women on their passionate quest for sexual liberation and empowerment”. The girls in the film are hot (Joanna Angel, Ryan Keely, Riley Mason) and a few of the interviews are very good, in particular Ryan Keely who comes across as “beautiful, intelligent, funny, and amazing.” Joanna unfortunately doesn’t really seem to know what to say, looks uncomfortable and is a bit lame during her interview. Lexi Belle’s interview is shot in downtown LA with a graffiti backdrop, which is visually interesting, although she comes across a very young and a bit naïve. The girls talk about first-time sexual experiences and some of this is interesting and enlightening. I always love getting to know the performers better so this was the best aspect of the film for me.

I was hoping that the sex scenes would highlight their fantasies and “empowerment”, but only Ryan’s scene comes close to being empowering as she masturbates solo with a dildo and is in control of her own fantasy. Since she talked about lesbian encounters quite a bit in her interview, I was expecting a girl-girl scene with her, but unfortunately this was not the case. This is the only solo scene in the film, and most of the sex is girl/boy with two girl/girl/boy scenes that are more about the girls giving the guys double blow-jobs than about the girls getting it on together. So if you are hoping for a bit of lesbian/queer action, you won’t see it in this film.

Joanna Angel and James Deen have a lot of chemistry in their scene together and the sex is hot, with Joanna squirting several times. Lexi Belle, Lexi Bardot and Tommy Pistol romp and bounce in a bouncy castle, which was a novel idea and could have been fun. However, the atmosphere is ruined by the distracting music which drowns out any sexy nuances and moans it may have had. The sex is pretty typical and apathetic. Avy Lee Roth is a rock-chickita groupie who claims to be the daughter of David Lee Roth. She gets it on with a long haired guy in leather pants, but neither performance is especially amazing. Riley Mason is super hot and has a pool table scene with Daniel. This scene would have been great if the music wasn’t again so distracting, as Daniel is always fun to watch and such a pro. James Deen has another quick vignette with Joanna and Lexi Bardot as they compete to see who will get to suck his cock, and that’s about it.

The final scene is between Lexi Bardot and James Deen again and says it is shot with Infrared in total darkness. I’m not sure why they say this, as Infrared is not red (as the scene is) but B&W and highlights heat, not color. Usually people’s eyes glow and you can see their veins under porcelain skin with Infrared photography. Also, you can see shadows everywhere in this scene, which leads me to believe that it was shot with lighting and not in a pitch black room at all, as in blackness there are no shadows. So, not sure what they were trying to pull here, except they thought it would be a cool special FX for an Altporn flick? They do use a wide angle or fisheye lens to distort the image somewhat, but it does nothing to enhance the scene which is again ruined by the music.

There are just too many things wrong with this film to list how they may have improved it. Certainly having some connection between the interviews and the sex scenes would have helped with continuity and a connection to the stars. A girl-girl scene would have been fabulous to include and there could have been way more focus on the girl’s pleasure than the typical blow-jobs and facials. Also, the music should have been integrated much better into the overall soundscape. Finally, I’m not sure how well the final rendering of the film was, as my DVD set has a lot of pixilation in it throughout it. The New Romantix is an ambitious project for a first-time filmmaker that ultimately does not deliver. It is just the same-old, same-old, marketed with an alt-porn aesthetic, but there is really nothing new or interesting about it. I do look forward to seeing Ryan Keely in more films, as she was The New Romantix one saving grace. Hopefully, Max Royale will have a chance to redeem himself with future attempts.

Roulette—the new raunchy queer porn film out by Trouble of No Fauxxx that was two years in the making—is an especially ambitious project for a first-time filmmaker. It features seven sexual romps into the alt underground of San Francisco starring gender-bending rebels who break boundaries, have unadulterated hardcore sex and prove that queer culture refuses to be pigeonholed.

Each scene is a distinct vignette with a diverse theme and a sundry cast of characters from real lesbians and dykes, punk rock faggots, and transgender boi toys. You’ll find a bar room gangbang where sexy Rozen Debowe (Crash Pad Series) is slammed on the pool table by Jiz Lee (Lesbian Life- Real Sex San Francisco), Shawn (aka Syd Blakovich from Champion) and Donnie the Bartender with fists, strap-ons and anything else they can find to shove in her (Shooters anyone?). A Burlesque entertainer, Ceci Dolores, gives her real-time girlfriend Kenji a performance she’ll not soon forget. Punk rock faggots Walter Crasshole and his boyfriend Nokolaj get down and dirty on the rooftop proving that girls aren’t the only ones who enjoy lots of foreplay especially when it comes to sucking face… and cocks and armpits too. Milo is a busty chick who swaps strap-on fucking with her transguy Cole, a hardcore switch.

Adding to the depraved debauchery are three solo scenes featuring Trouble in Red Light Special—an artistically edited masturbation scene; Cyd, a FTM transgender who gets himself off with someone else’s dildo in a jock locker room; and Dia, a cat burglar, who splooshes herself with milk from her neighbor’s fridge, making an awful mess.

This film is an impressive directorial debut for Trouble who also shot all the video. It is artistically edited, featuring some great slamming tunes from SF bands Erase Errata, catastrophe and Scream Club that get the party started and keep it going strong. There is plenty of raw fucking and real passion by queer folks featuring a diverse array of body types, genders and persuasions. Extras include a photo gallery and two music videos from the film’s soundtrack. I am definitely looking forward to more alt-porn films by Trouble. I just hope I don’t have to wait another two years!

Where the wheel stops, nobody knows. But one thing is certain: if you are looking for gusty queer alt porn, Roulette is a sure bet. You can purchase No Fauxxx’s Roulette now at http://www.courtneytrouble.com/.

Blue Blood just posted this hot couples series, featuring petite pale skinned beauty Aiden Starr all dressed in her gothic black velvet and tight cinched corsetry, out on a very hot date with alt-porn-star Michelle Aston, who takes on the more masculine role in her pinstripe suit and tie. This pair has real chemistry and they look like they are really getting into it and having a good time. Hot explicit oral sex, real affection, and a very wet squirty kinky ending make this unmissable.

World class kudos to Blue Blood for having such awesome couples. They set out to show that even really cool crazy creative people could have long loving passionate caring relationships and that’s not something we see being presented pretty much anywhere else. I LOVE the intimate interactive stuff the’ve shot with Nixon and Tankboy and this recent set is really a special favorite of mine.

Vinyl is totally making a comeback, as well as groping your significant other. Get on the vinyl bandwagon today! Check out the hotttt-t-t-t set on Blueblood.com and then catch Andy and Combichrist on tour with KMFDM.

Domestic bliss can be achieved with liberal application of Jack Daniels. Also, writing “SLUT” on your husband’s chest in fake blood can be a turn-on.

If I ever marry a super-rich hedge fund manager, I am totally doing this to him. And he’s gonna like it.

Isn’t it precious when people with tattoos fuck on video?

Burning Angel writes:

You’ve seen the photos… but on this evening I present to you the world premiere of KYLEE’S GARDNER! Enjoy yourselves, and have a lovely evening.

Why does everyone seem to think that sex on a table is comfortable? It’s a hard surface! And not in a good way! Ever try to get splinters out of your ass?

RazorDolls writes:

Time to show some more behind the scenes action, of the mayhem of Razordolls. Watch as two of the performers for Vonn Fink’s flick, Suthern Cumfort decide to make a little film of their own. Featuring Regan Reese and Icarus Corpse, Exclusively at Razordolls.com!!