yard – AltPorn.net – alt.porn erotica https://altporn.net Alternative Subculture Erotica - alt.porn Sat, 07 Oct 2006 04:00:41 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.5 Nerdpr0n: Dear Lord, Knitting Porn https://altporn.net/news/2006/10/06/nerdpr0n-dear-lord-knitting-porn/ https://altporn.net/news/2006/10/06/nerdpr0n-dear-lord-knitting-porn/#respond Sat, 07 Oct 2006 04:00:41 +0000 http://altporn.net/2006/10/06/nerdpr0n-dear-lord-knitting-porn/ Dear Anna,

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Love,
Melisande

PS. Needles are hot, please poke me, etc.

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