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Mari_Jae Watches Her Faves Get High And Nerd Out, But Also, Slaps A Titty

Woody — Tue, 03 Oct 2023 07:00:35 +0000

I have to be completely honest in that I had never heard of F. Sean Martin in my life. Neither have I about a few other things, but luckily Mari_Jae has some bomb music taste and apparently rapper taste since they all get high and nerd out in their free time. Or well, they used to at least.

Early Youtube in the mid-2000s was wild and as Mari_Jae pointed out, being high as hell while fidgeting with electronic bits and pieces seems like quite the hobby to have during that time. And while I’ve never dared get into electrical stuff when sober, maybe doing it high will bring out the next Einstein in me.

Of course, Mari_Jae proceeded to then take off her shirt and slap her titties, as she should. And as always, I’m sticking around to see more fun times!

Mari_Jae writes:

Username: Mari_Jae
Gender: Female
Body Type: Large
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

What Better Way To Watch The New Black Mirror Season Than With TheSharkQueen?

Woody — Sat, 17 Jun 2023 07:05:11 +0000

No spoilers or anything since the show has been out for pretty much just a day, but I really do like the new Black Mirror season and TheSharkQueen is deep in thought as she goes over some of the episodes to fully analyze them, which I appreciate, everyone loves a good critic.

I mean sure, it’s no, you know, British prime minister pig mounting scandal or anything, but no one can truly forget that famed first episode that definitely scarred me for life. If there’s ever a great time to binge on a show between moves, it’s this. Plus the show itself is really awesome, so I’m looking forward to TheSharkQueen seeing and commentating on more of it.

TheSharkQueen plus Black Mirror equals a good time!

TheSharkQueen writes:

Username: TheSharkQueen
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel

MetArt: Sailor Nude in Erotic Watch Party

PeterP — Mon, 28 Nov 2022 01:40:08 +0000

Looks like Sailor is hosting a watch party and everyone is invited to join her as part of this wonderful MetArt gallery.

I never thought I could find pop-corn sexy, but this cutie manages to pose and play with her pop-corn in such a way that each kernel becomes a sensual tool between her hands and mouth. I love the adorable schoolgirl-style uniform she has on, too. Combined with the glasses and pigtails, it makes for an adorably stylish look that quickly turns very, very hot as she strips down in front of her TV.

Any watch party hosted by someone as stunning as Sailor sounds like a not-to-be-missed event to me! I might not be able to pay attention to the movie, but there’s plenty to watch and admire on each of these MetArt shots.