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Metal Nerd Champion MollyMayhem Celebrates Winning

KurtLoaded — Mon, 06 Jul 2026 05:16:34 +0000

2026 AltPorn Best Nerd Cam Winner MollyMayhem hit us up during the Nomination period and suggested we add a Meta Cam category, but it was a little late this year, so when her fans voter hard enough to vault her into winner status, we couldn’t help but recognize MollyMayhem with a special Metal-Nerd trophy of her very own. This has been a bid year for MollyMayhem, winning MissMFC and AltStar, not to mention the hearts of her throngs of dedicated fans. She does just amazing shows, so she absolutely deserves all the spotlight. Tonight MollyMayhem started out in the hottest little black vampire dress and has just switched to an awesome Black Sabbath bikini that I really like. Along the way, she’s teasing us with her hot new Mage Hand toy from Wandering Bard (Which she’s apparently not allowed to use on cam, whish is totall bullshit, IMHO) But, she was allowed to use a hot red vibrating Lightsaber, so that’s cool. Oh, and her ‘Check Butthole Tightness’ prize was a real treat too! And I know it’s maybe a weird observation, but MollyMayhem is just really really good at camming, like she keeps everyone entertained, she’s super interactive, with all sorts of games and prizes and genuine conversations too. Stop by her room, this is a great show.

Welcome Wandering Bard Toys as Gold Sponsor of 2026 AltStar Awards, with special award categories for 3D Asset Designers and Size Queens (Royalty)

BedaHoydenish — Wed, 10 Jun 2026 22:18:46 +0000

We would like to welcome Wandering Bard as Gold Sponsor of the 2026 AltStar Awards, aka AltPorn Awards. Murdos and Teenie started Wandering Bard with a desire to live in a world where uniqueness is embraced, body positivity is encouraged, and sexual happiness is celebrated.

They collaborate with other indie creators in a community-minded way. In fact, the fisting toy CeelCee Dragon’s Unarmed Strike was cast by ShopDad and CeelCee at the 2024 AltStar Expo and AltStar Awards and Wandering Bard stepped up to actually make it into a product.

Not only this, but this year Wandering Bard collaborated with us both to continue last year’s new category to the AltStar Awards, to acknowledge the contributions of 3D Asset Design artists who are such an important part of the indie toy creation process and also to specially recognize Best Size Queen (Size Royalty). We love their attitude and are excited to have their support.

The 2026 AltStar Awards will be announced live in person on June 14 at Bizarre Bar in the Downtown Las Vegas Arts District at 1301 S Main St, Las Vegas, NV 89104. Official convention hotel room block has closed, but there is tons of info on the four day long celebration (June 11 & 12 Industry VIP AltStar Expo days, June 13 Community Fan Appreciation Day, June 14 AltStar Awards) at AltStarExpo.com and schedule incoming and tickets to the AltStar Expo and AltStar Awards are still available. (Nominees and press, please use the contact form to get your free Industry VIP ticket code.)

Wandering Bard photographed by Rick Garcia at 2025 AltStar Awards

CeelCee Dragons Unarmed Strike: Fisting and Community

BedaHoydenish — Wed, 02 Jul 2025 19:00:52 +0000

We were intrigued when ShopDad tweeted a pic from his room at the AltStar Expo with the caption, “Doing some dildo engineering with @Ceelcee_ while at the AltStar Awards.” Turns out that ShopDad took both single-handed and double-fisted molds of CeelCee’s fists. Next thing we know, Wandering Bard is releasing the exact scale replica of CeelCee’s fist as a toy, which is fantastic. CeelCee said, “Of course I am so pleased and honored to work with Wandering Bard Toys @BardToys. Thank you to ShopDad @ShopDad2 for your expertise in sculpting and setting this all in motion. Thank you to Linda @ppsculptors for your assistance with the casting. Thank you Clix @Messyhot for videoing the process! And thank you to @AltPornNet for bringing us all together at the 2024 AltPorn Awards!” This is exactly the sort of thing we love to see grow out of our AltStar events, independent creative people coming together in the community to collaborate and make more art.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Welcome Wandering Bard Toys as Gold Sponsor of 2025 AltStar Awards

BedaHoydenish — Tue, 27 May 2025 18:08:21 +0000

We would like to welcome Wandering Bard as Gold Sponsor of the 2025 AltStar Awards, aka AltPorn Awards. Murdos and Teenie started Wandering Bard with a desire to live in a world where uniqueness is embraced, body positivity is encouraged, and sexual happiness is celebrated.

They collaborate with other indie creators in a community-minded way. In fact, the fisting toy CeelCee Dragon’s Unarmed Strike was cast by ShopDad and CeelCee at last year’s AltStar Expo and AltStar Awards and Wandering Bard stepped up to actually make it into a product.

Not only this, but ShopDad and Wandering Bard collaborated with us to add a new category to the AltStar Awards, to acknowledge the contributions of 3D Asset Design artists who are such an important part of the indie toy creation process. We love their attitude and are excited to have their support.

The 2025 AltStar Awards will be announced live in person on June 1 at Swan Dive in the Downtown Las Vegas Arts District at 1301 S Main St, Las Vegas, NV 89104. AltStar Awards tickets and hotel room block booking are now available. (Nominees, past year nominees, and press please use the contact form to get your free Industry VIP ticket code.) There will be gifts from Wandering Bard included in our industry-leading VIP gift bags. Voting for your favorite nominees is now open.

New AltStar Awards Category Best 3D Asset Designer Sponsored by Wandering Bard and ShopDad

Cutter — Wed, 09 Apr 2025 14:42:42 +0000

We are very happy to announce that the AltStar Awards is adding a new category this year to honor 3D Asset Designers. This is where you can suggest your favorite 3D Asset Design artist. This category is for people with strong artistic abilities and an understanding of form, texture, color, and spatial awareness who design/model toy assets, vtube, elements for indie video games, etc. Nominations are specifically for work which appeared during the calendar year 2024. This award is made possible by Wandering Bard and ShopDad.

You can read ShopDad’s initial announcement here and see some of the initial response. The supportive indie toy maker community is responding with with warmth, positivity, and excitement.

ShopDad writes:

!!!OMG!!! So there’s never been an award recognizing the 3D designers in our community?! Terrible right?? Well @BardToys
teamed up with me and @AltPornNet
and NOW THERE IS!

It’s a last minute addition and there’s only 2 days left in the prenoms! Ahhhh help us get everyone!! https://altporn.net/37-altstar-nominations-2025-best-3d-asset-designer/

Sex Toys Unboxing: The Wandering Bard Medusa

Miss LoLo — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 21:00:40 +0000

Do you like dildos? Do you like Dungeons and Dragons? I have the perfect sex toy company for you! The Wandering Bard Toys, based in Fremont California, supplies you with the best fantasy toys around. The Bards are inspired by role-playing games and dreams of horny monsters. Shake away the shame and stigma around having fun with sex and experiencing your fantasies when you shop with The Wandering Bard.

The basilisk, mimic, dragon and dire wolf models are all to die for. I got Medusa in size Medium and medium firm for just a bit of squish while also remaining flexible. This Medusa is a marbled combination of both hot pink and fire orange and is 7.25 inches tall from base to tip. There’s also very purple mica pigments throughout giving it a gorgeous shimmer. It also has a very strong glow in the dark effect which makes it look even more beautiful in the dark.

It has beautiful details and textures to it in the form of scales and ridges. It’s bulbous tapered head is squishy and the base on Medusa is great because I can get a good grip. This wriggly beauty has just enough texture but not too much. It’s adventurous girth remains subtle and enjoyable. Medusa is a very unique fantasy model designed for the more adventurous. The underside of the toy has contrasting ridges too so you can get a different pleasure experience.

Included in my order I got an exclusive Wandering Bard toy storage bag. They also included a Wandering Bard sticker as well as a care card. The Medusa by The Wandering Bard Toys is a beautiful and functional work of art. There’s new models, colors, and sizes to love on their site so go stop by! The Bards are waiting to give you a unique customer experience.

Unboxing Medusa by The Wandering Bard Toys ♡
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