The real star of the show is Wrecking Ball. Nothing quite completes the serious gamer aesthetic like piloting a genetically engineered hamster inside a giant metal sphere while explosions consume half the screen. One moment she is calmly staring through the glasses like she has calculated every possible outcome, the next Hammond is rolling directly into another team fight with the tactical sophistication of a bowling ball thrown down a staircase. It’s an OW strat in its purest form.

Between animatronics on the shirt and Hammond on the screen, apparently every creature in the room has chosen violence but Braindedbby will win it all!

Braindedbby writes:

Username: braindedbby
CamScore: 2449
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Eyes: Brown

She is fully locked into the match, controller in hand, watching the storm crawl across the map while everything around the game descends into its own separate side quest. She’s rotating before the storm gets rude, grabbing whatever loot looks remotely useful, flying across half the map and occasionally entering a building with the confidence of someone who absolutely did not check whether another squad was already inside.

Victory Royale remains the theoretical objective, but surviving whatever nonsense Epic has added this week feels like the real final boss. But LexaLuv has the skill to get rid of it all!

LexaLuv writes:

Heya I’m Lexa. I am a fun loving girl who won’t take shit, so don’t try and give it. I have been camming for 4 years in August I love it very much, I don’t see myself doing anything else.

D.Va at least provides the correct emotional support vehicle for this experience. Boost directly into trouble, Defense Matrix several years of bad decisions, launch the mech into the middle of the enemy team and hope the explosion solves whatever communication could not. Sometimes it works. With Braindedbby</a, it works a lot!

Braindedbby writes:

Username: braindedbby
CamScore: 2449
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Eyes: Brown

This time the weapon of choice appears to be Lúcio, which means the match is less tactical shooter and more evacuation drill. Healing aura on, speed boost accidentally on, wall ride into something stupid, recover with a suspiciously confident boop. The real enemy in Overwatch is rarely the opposing team anyway. It’s the overtime bar. Nothing produces instant spiritual clarity quite like hearing the overtime music while watching four teammates pursue one Genji through a side alley.

The beat drops, the enemy tank drops harder and suddenly the scoreboard looks considerably more musical with Braindedbby being the encore of it all!

Braindedbby writes:

Username: braindedbby
CamScore: 2449
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Eyes: Brown

She also gets the full travel experience, including sprinting, launching herself across the map and eventually taking to the skies with a nightmare-looking glider that appears to have escaped from a different genre entirely. Completely normal Tuesday on the island.

The best part is that LexaLuv looks far too composed for someone playing a game where every innocent-looking bush could contain someone with 900 hours of practice and absolutely no mercy. Victory Royale or an immediate trip back to the lobby, she is locked in.

LexaLuv writes:

Heya I’m Lexa. I am a fun loving girl who won’t take shit, so don’t try and give it. I have been camming for 4 years in August I love it very much, I don’t see myself doing anything else.

Welcome to Fortnite, where being left alone for twelve consecutive seconds is considered an exploit. She spends the match bouncing between the usual Fortnite priorities such as finding decent loot, trying not to get caught rotating late and resisting the ancient temptation to investigate every distant gunshot like it personally insulted her family. There is always another chest to open, another suspiciously unattended weapon on the floor and another player lurking nearby who has apparently been waiting three business days for someone to walk past.

The real danger, naturally, is the third party. Winning a fight in Fortnite does not mean the fight is over. It means the dinner bell has been rung for every other squad within approximately seventeen postal codes. But LexaLuv is cooking!

LexaLuv writes:

Heya I’m Lexa. I am a fun loving girl who won’t take shit, so don’t try and give it. I have been camming for 4 years in August I love it very much, I don’t see myself doing anything else.

All of those bright lights are going on thanks to Overwatch. She’s in the middle of an intense battle that has her jumping and sliding through enemy ranks. Seeing in action is a fantastic way to learn some tips and tricks, but all of my focus right now is away from the game and on how beautiful she looks with her top off.

A topless gaming session is exactly what I needed to make my day feel even brighter. The colors continue to flash as Braindedbby shows off her Overwatch skills and I hope she wins every match she takes part of.

Braindedbby writes:

Username: braindedbby
CamScore: 2449
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Eyes: Brown

The game is full of heroes ready to battle their way through match after match and she’s here to prove why she deserves to be the ultimate hero. She’s definitely got lots of skills as she makes her way through these rounds and the whole show is even better with her top falling down.

Braindedbby’s topless beauty only adds to the overall experience and I’m more and more certain that no other Overwatch hero can match her skills.

Braindedbby writes:

Username: braindedbby
CamScore: 2449
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Eyes: Brown

The run along the water looks calm, but Fortnite has trained everyone not to trust calm. A quiet riverbank is rarely just a quiet riverbank. It is usually a temporary hallway between two fights, watched by someone crouching on a hill with a scoped weapon and the patience of a tax auditor. Swimming might be faster, but it also turns the player into a loud, highly visible loot piñata.

This is not a problem for the pro that is LexaLuv, however. No, she is the hunter and she has her sights set on a lot of prey.

LexaLuv writes:

Heya I’m Lexa. I am a fun loving girl who won’t take shit, so don’t try and give it. I have been camming for 4 years in August I love it very much, I don’t see myself doing anything else.

I mean it makes sense given her outfit right now, but I just she gave off a more Hela-esque or maybe Psylocke-esque vibe than anything else. But it seems that she is dedicated to wearing the mask, so wear the mask she will by the looks of it.

Don’t mess with the amazing PlutoPrincess!

PlutoPrincess writes:

Your fav gamer girl domme with a controller in one hand & your leash in the other. Kink-friendly & curvalicious, I specialize in putting betas in their place (on their knees, obviously.) I vibe with all things SPH, JOI, CEI, CBT & more. I also enjoy other experiences like slight GFE, friends-with-benefits dynamics, roleplay scenarios & cosplay themes as well.

I don’t think I can say I have ever seen anyone get themselves off during a Sims session but there’s always a first for something. She likes it so much so that she even wants a peeping Tom angle while the Sim gets railed five different ways to Sunday from what I can tell.

Ah modern gaming. What a treat. Not as much of a treat as AliceFunker is, though!

AliceFunker writes:

Username: AliceFunker
CamScore: 6975
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 130 pounds
Height: 69 inches
Age: 108

One moment it is just a nice jog through the grass with the squad alive and healthy, next moment somebody is pinging a building, somebody else is already too far away and the whole team is pretending there was a plan. Squad bars full, loot in the inventory, green and purple weapons hanging around, character moving through open ground like everything is under control. Which, in Fortnite terms, usually means disaster is approaching at jogging speed.

But disaster has not yet met LexaLuv. Because it never will. Because she always wins!

LexaLuv writes:

Heya I’m Lexa. I am a fun loving girl who won’t take shit, so don’t try and give it. I have been camming for 4 years in August I love it very much, I don’t see myself doing anything else.

Cat-ear headset on, controller in hand, game up in the corner and somehow she still looks like the calmest person in the room while everything around her is running on pure glitter and chaos. I wonder exactly how she plans to turn this one around because I know she’s going to win it all in the end.

The good part about it all is that there’s also some magic in this game in the form of a vibrator and a huge smile on LexaLuv‘s face ready to use it too!

LexaLuv writes:

Heya I’m Lexa. I am a fun loving girl who won’t take shit, so don’t try and give it. I have been camming for 4 years in August I love it very much, I don’t see myself doing anything else.

She’s the one currently on camera, while the other two girls are elsewhere in the building doing vital professional work, such as dropping a priceless vase down the stairs and arguing over who bent the cart. R.E.P.O. is built around physics-based valuables, proximity chat and monsters, which is really just an elaborate system for turning friendship into property damage.

From her end, the operation appears completely controlled. Feysbian is holding one weird little skull like it’s the crown jewel while listening to Spell_slot whisper that something is nearby and Kinosazae respond by screaming from three rooms away. Excellent communication. Very OSHA-approved. The monster now knows everyone’s location, the vase has depreciated by $4,000, and somebody has accidentally grabbed another girl instead of the loot!

Feysbian writes:

ADHD disaster girl. Bad at life but good at other things.

Overtime is lit, the payload is crawling forward on life support, half the team is already dead and they are out there on full support-duty trying to keep the whole circus taped together with a shield, an armor pack, and blind faith. This is not casual gaming anymore. However, the best part is how calm they look while the match is clearly one bad push away from becoming a tragic case of support diff in the public record.

One DPS is off sightseeing, the tank thinks corners are optional, somebody is spamming they need healing from another zip code, and they are still trying to play objective like the only person in the lobby who remembers the payload does not move on motivational speeches alone. KomoBear has a shield up, mace out, trying to keep the team alive while everyone around them behaves like they were raised in quick play.

KomoBear writes:

Amateur Creator | Professional Crybaby | Certified World’s Worst Dirty Talker

There’s definitely an objective up, at least two bad pings going off and one teammate with the survival instincts of a Victorian child. Meanwhile she’s sitting there with the kind of focus that says she is personally trying to stop the entire team from turning a winning game into a 45 minute Greek tragedy.

It really is the full experience. Farm lane, group up, lose one fight, suddenly the enemy has Baron and everyone starts moving like they’ve never met before. Lthuriella looks like the only thing holding the match together is mechanics, spite and the small remaining belief that maybe this time the team will stop facechecking bushes. They won’t, but the hope is cute!

Lthuriella writes:

(Your angel next door… with secrets behind the smile)

I see the nice little early game, decent loot, squad alive and then suddenly it’s gunfire from three angles, a storm closing in and some cracked teenager building a five-bedroom apartment in six seconds.
And somehow she still looks like the one that’s going to win it all because I’ve seen her in these situations before and she has come out on top almost every single time.

That is absolutely the face of somebody who just watched a teammate ignore shields, whiff every shot and then yell for help after pushing into a full team with grey loot. Meanwhile LexaLuv is over there trying to save the run with one medkit, two builds and a prayer. But she storm will not close on her!

LexaLuv writes:

Heya I’m Lexa. I am a fun loving girl who won’t take shit, so don’t try and give it. I have been camming for 4 years in August I love it very much, I don’t see myself doing anything else.

Every plan in this game lasts until a creeper enters the meeting. Mining for diamonds sounds peaceful until lava appears and the cave starts making that one sound that means something with bones has discovered archery. And then there’s an arrow to the butt.

Build a cute little house, sleep through the horrors, wake up and realize the roof is one block too short. But ChloeRivera will get all the monsters and definitely dig her way to another planet!

ChloeRivera writes:

Hello, I’m Chloe — it’s really nice to meet you.

The squad is stacked, the storm is breathing down everyone’s neck and she’s still as focused as ever. I wonder how tightly she grips that controller given the look in her eyes. One second she’s cruising past a gas tank with a full loadout, next second she’s is fighting for her life and the team is rotating through a POI like unpaid interns at Epic headquarters. Somewhere out there, a sweat in a superhero skin is already editing a wall faster than grief can process.

By the final stretch LexaLuv is back on the move, sliding over hills and flowers with the confidence of someone who knows the storm circle is just a suggestion until it becomes a murder donut.

LexaLuv writes:

Heya I’m Lexa. I am a fun loving girl who won’t take shit, so don’t try and give it. I have been camming for 4 years in August I love it very much, I don’t see myself doing anything else.

I see all the flashlight cones, ugly little corners and that perfect co-op horror silence right before someone turns around and discovers the monster has been standing there like it’s waiting for customer service. The squad is supposed to be quietly hauling loot back like professionals, but R.E.P.O. always turns into four gremlins arguing over who broke the expensive thing while the monster repossesses everyone’s ankles.

Spell_slot is starring in Paranormal Storage Wars and every round ends with the same business model: grab loot, scream, drop loot, blame teammate, repeat.

Spell_slot writes:

I’m your online Goth girlfriend with a legendary thicc ass!

Because why have the leader not be as relaxed as she can be before getting back to the tasks at hand? She can’t say much either, given the bone in her mouth that is preventing her from doing any speaking. But she is definitely planning to get back on track ASAP.

For the itme being though, it’s all vibes and a good time with 7Belle7!

7Belle7 writes:

Hiiii I’m Joystick.TV’s 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙖!

I really thought I was seeing things for a second. I was very curious to have a look at what the goblins were doing and then I had to double take and figure out if that’s what they were really doing and… well, yeah. On the other hand, she’s staring at it like the nest just failed an inspection and the goblins are still asking for overtime so she’s gotta make them work extra hard.

This game? It’s giving Stardew Valley if the mines unionized, got dirty and Bunniex3 started charging rent for it.

Bunniex3 writes:

Welcome to My Burrow! I’m Bunnie!

Flashlight out, scanner ready, oxygen dipping and the ocean making suspicious bass-boosted whale noises in the background. Every time the screen turns dark blue, it feels like a Reaper Leviathan is about to appear and I for one cannot wait to see her face when she goes into the deep dark, dark deep.

Forget titanium, copper wire and quartz, this is the real survival kit. Feysbian saw Subnautica and said fine, then turned the stream into a whole Aurora expedition.

Feysbian writes:

ADHD disaster girl. Bad at life but good at other things.

She’s gliding in, she’s full loot goblin mode, scooping ammo, meds and whatever else Epic decided to bless her with. Land, loot, and pray nobody’s already camping the POI is basically what’s going on right now and I can’t remember the last time that wasn’t the closed loop of Fortnite. She’s in that classic match flow of the game which includes of course the, running zone, checking the ground for upgrades, cracking chests and trying to come out of the chaos with better loot than she started with.

LexaLuv‘s got that Fortnite rhythm of: survive the drop, rotate clean, rob the map blind and try not to get third-partied by some maniac who heard one gunshot from three zip codes away!

LexaLuv writes:

Heya I’m Lexa. I am a fun loving girl who won’t take shit, so don’t try and give it. I have been camming for 4 years in August I love it very much, I don’t see myself doing anything else.

One minute she’s got the DOTS projector turning the room into the green goblin grid, next minute she’s creeping around with the flashlight and EMF like she’s trying to see if the ghost wants pictures of Spider-Man. I see her doing it. I can see it. Set up the evidence, check the spooky room, stare at the monitor, then immediately regret having free will the second the place goes dark.

Very friendly neighborhood ghostbuster energy. After all, Twisted_Alice is trying to figure out if this spirit is an Oni, an Obake, or just the final boss of Peter tingles!

Twisted_Alice writes:

Just a goth girl who love’s video games and anime!