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		<title>Nerdpr0n: Error messages that you want to see&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 17:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Projecting error messages onto a hot ass is clearly the way to go. Hopefully all next-gen operating systems will do this! Nerdpr0n writes: This set is a follow-up to the binary set I did with a projector. I pulled up a screen saver with a variety of errors from several OSes and turned myself into [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Projecting error messages onto a hot ass is clearly the way to go.  Hopefully all next-gen operating systems will do this!</p>
<p align="center"><a href="https://altporn.net/link/nerdpr0n.php" title="/archives/2006/07/uhohlooks_like.html"> <img decoding="async" src="http://www.nerdpr0n.com/updates/teasers/errors.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="https://altporn.net/link/nerdpr0n.php" title="/archives/2006/07/uhohlooks_like.html"></a><strong><a href="https://altporn.net/link/nerdpr0n.php" title="/archives/2006/07/uhohlooks_like.html">Nerdpr0n writes</a>:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>This set is a follow-up to the binary set I did with a projector. I pulled up a screen saver with a variety of errors from several OSes and turned myself into the best error messages you&#8217;ve ever seen ;)&#8230;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Nerdpr0n: /usr/bin/girl</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Anna, you can nfs mount my hard disk anytime. Nerdpr0n writes: before you guys get started, let me go ahead and make a list of jokes that have already been made: chmod u+x /usr/bin/girl finger nerdpr0n.com ls -la /usr/bin/girl /etc/rc2.d/S69fuckyourehot rm -f /my/pants $ unzip /usr/bin/girl &#38;&#38; touch /usr/bin/girl and no, you cannot su or [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anna, you can nfs mount my hard disk anytime.</p>
<p><a href="https://altporn.net/link/nerdpr0n.php" target="_blank"><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/images/np_usrbin.jpg" title="Anna Logue of Nerdpr0n.com" alt="Anna Logue of Nerdpr0n.com" width="450" height="600" class="" /></a></p>
<p><b><a href="https://altporn.net/link/nerdpr0n.php" title="/archives/2006/05/usrbingirl.html">Nerdpr0n writes</a>:</b></p>
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<p>before you guys get started, let me go ahead and make a list of jokes that have already been made:</p>
<p>chmod u+x /usr/bin/girl<br />
finger nerdpr0n.com<br />
ls -la /usr/bin/girl<br />
/etc/rc2.d/S69fuckyourehot<br />
rm -f /my/pants<br />
$ unzip /usr/bin/girl &amp;&amp; touch /usr/bin/girl</p>
<p>and no, you cannot su or sudo root <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/16.0.1/72x72/1f642.png" alt="🙂" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" />  okay, so if you have a NEW one feel free to <a href="mailto:anna@nerdpr0n.com">mail it to me</a> <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/16.0.1/72x72/1f600.png" alt="😀" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
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