Her reactions are perfect for any thumbnail ever too, especially considering she’s got some of the two things she loves most, Lego-related stuff and food-related stuff, both of which apparently really get her going. I get it, a trip to McDonalds is bound to get anyone rowdy, especially if it’s fresh nuggets that are on the other side. In Lego form too.

A happy birthday to Cubbixoxo – may your days be filled with many set pieces and matching sets (but none that need tying up).

Cubbixoxo writes:

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They believe that pleasure is a fundamental rate and they are working to break down the taboos and stigmas surrounding masturbation. This company started as a passion project between two friends in 2013. It’s now their personal mission to introduce some innovation into the sex toy industry. They set out to create sex toys that would blow your mind!

The DiGiT is housed in body-safe silicone with ABS body safe plastic components. The innovative design allows you to slip the vibe right on to your hand. It acts as an extension of your very own body. The rings are flexible enough and very versatile to fit any size. You can use one finger as standalone to get a good grip or you can use the second ring to get a better hold. DiGiT‘s sweeping curves adorn your fingers like a custom piece of jewelry. This enables you to add stimulating vibrations to every touch.

It’s a hundred percent waterproof so you can make a splash and take it in the tub. It has six vibration patterns and adjustable speeds, plus includes a quick charge USB adapter. You can use it during solo play or spiced things up with your partner. The DiGiT is subtle unobtrusive and beautiful. It’s pocket-sized, it’s very quiet, and it’s very fun! With the DiGiT you can have effortless intense orgasms right at the tip of your finger. The design of this product really makes it feel like a modern work of art!

Orgasms at your finger tips! Check out the new finger vibe by Hot Octopuss, known as the DiGiT. Show bad sex the finger – @HotOctopuss
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The model Brutus from Phreak is a formidable opponent. It has a good sturdy grip, stands all on its own, and it’s curvature is perfect for P and G spot stimulation. There’s also soft ridges along the head that tapers down to a more girthy smooth shaft. This allows you a contrast in textures before you reach the base. This is a minotaur based model being half man and half bull. Will you grab the bull by the horns?

Dovah (Alt Porn 2021 Fan Winner) is quite the opposite from Brutus on the texture scale. It’s a texture lover’s dream. Dovah is an intense lover from start to finish beginning at the tapered and prickly head, it’s very soft and squishy upon entry. It has a ridged shaft while having a veiny and very detailed lower half and, then bam, you reach the beautiful squishy knots. The texture is very styled and detailed. Dovah stands tall, loud, and proud and is anal safe and harness compatible. This showpiece sex toy has been sharply angled for your pleasure and has been meticulously detailed.

Phreak Toys was born during times where most sex toy shops offered poor product quality and control. They are here to bring you body safe masterpieces. This now international toy company ships worldwide and they offer various shaped and sized models along with an array of custom options! Packages are shipped and billed discreetly. Your privacy comes first. Shop now to receive extras in your order like candies, minis, and care cards courtesy of the fantastic folks at Phreak Toys.

Phreak Toys Unboxing Brutus and Dovah ♡

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I wanna talk about the Taintacle tentacle dildo by Hankey’s Toys. Mine is in size small and it is a custom marble blend of pink red and a pastel blue. Gorgeous! This tentacle is medium firms so it has a very nice wiggle. This toy stands on its own base and is branded with the Hankey’s Toys logo. This tapered toy is anal safe and fits most harnesses. The texture goes from a rounded squishy point to a thin taper and then gets smooth. It has a slight curve for g-spot penetration and several slightly raised suction cups grooves along the length of the shaft. Perfect for those who like a little squish and a lot of depth.

I also got Oni in a custom marble of gold and silver. Oni is size small and also in medium firm. The beautiful gold and silver marble are very complementary to all the details and the beautiful sculpt. This toy has lots of texture so it is not for the faint of heart with ridges and bumps galore. This highly textured dildo features a prominent curve and is thick throughout. It’s base is flared and sturdy and boasts a glimpse at the glittering flecks of mica mixed inside. This ogre-like demon inspired toy is sure to leave you begging for mercy.

Imaginative models include the Rabbit, Dragon, BFG, Beowulf, Centaur, and more. If sci-fy fantasy toys aren’t your thing there’s an array of life like dildos available. Some have even been life casted from the real thing. Hankey’s does offer an extra small scaled-down version of some of their most popular models. Check out their extra small line up. Hankey’s Toys has a beautiful and clean website making it very easy to navigate so that you can find the perfect toy for you.

Here I am opening up a package from Hankey’s Toys including two custom dildos (Taintacle and Uni) plus a suction cup ☆ @hankeystoys mrhankeystoys.com @xmisslolox

Did I mention they love to make custom orders? I got the model Slikk in size small, medium medium firm, with a suction cup. I chose in for-science “surprise me colors”, an option they offer during checkout. This is a beautiful fantasy tentacle inspired creation adorned with some technically and artistically stunning colors and details along the shaft. It has been infused with mica pigments and gorgeous ribbons of color to create a one-of-a-kind piece of art.

This tough looking toy can be experienced by experts or beginners, solo or as a couple, vaginally or anally! It has a harness compatible base and a rounded smooth tip for comfortable insertion. The textured details include the suction cups on the front, some nubs on the base for added stimulation, and some ridges along the back side as well. These different types of textures will give you an experience you will never forget. Slikk tapers from the head with a curve and gets more girthy toward the center and then eventually towards the base.

Slikk came from the deep watery depths to show you that tentacles aren’t that scary after all! With a team of exceptional artists who can provide color schemes and details, you really should get yourself a custom toy from them. These are artisans of premium adult fantasy toys and gear made in the U.S.A. There’s an array of pre-made models and all the custom options you could dream of on their site.

18+ watch me open this package from Twin Tail Creations! I received a custom Slikk + some goodies!
@twintailstoys / twintailcreations.com
@xmisslolox ♡

The handcrafted creations found on their website go fast. Make sure you keep your eyes peeled for a stock drop as Twilight Meadow Creations is currently not taking custom orders. They have plenty of pre-made amazing products just waiting to find a home.

When you order from Twilight Meadow you’ll receive your toy in an amazing storage bag these are essential to keep your toy cat hair and lint free!

The Selkie by Twilight Meadow Creations is one of a kind! The beautiful Selkie I got is size small and medium firmness. It’s a custom blend of uv reactive ribbons, patterned lime greens swirls, and dark teals against a pearl undercoat. It’s slightly translucent showcasing a whole lot of body safe mica pigmented glitter.

The small girthy Selkie is considered a vaginal plug toy. Selkie has a very nice and pleasant rounded tip and continues beyond a pronounced glans to a thick shaft and finally a knot near the flared base.

Teenies, squishies, reefs, and ouroboros, and more are available on their website. So what are you waiting for? Go check out Twilight Meadow Creations today! They care about the art, they care about the materials, and they care about the customers. Go get you an inspired creature of the night to keep you warm in your bed.

I’m unboxing a product from Twilight Meadow Creations! Check them out ♡

ALT PORN FAN FAVORITE!

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The team at Crystal Delights are dedicated to giving back in a variety of ways including charitable donations made towards sex education, animal charities, the lgbtq community and our environment. On their website you can find plenty of options to choose from including their glass plugs, twist glass dildos, dialators, and accessories (lube, storage bags).

The sparkle plug series is their standard small bulb butt plug. It is glass tubing filled with little crystals. The hqnd made sparkle plug is available in an array of colors. You choose the fill color on the inside and the gem on the top. These glass plugs are body safe, unique, and functional works of art. The tapered stem has been made specifically for your comfort making it great to use for long periods of time.

The magnetic sparkle plug is another small, short stemmed glass plug. This insanely beautiful glass plug is available with a magnet on the top so that you can add and change accessories. Try out their bunny tails or plug charms! The magnetic sparkle plug is also available in an array of colors. These toys are anal safe and easily retrieved. Also compatible qith both water and silicone based lubricants!

18+ I’m unboxing some plugs and accessories from crystaldelights.com

♡ Check them out @CrystalDToys
My nsfw handle @xmisslolox

We have here, in extra small and medium firm, Venom’s Tongue. This product is a depth toy. It’s long and thin at the tip, getting thicker towards the base. It’s very detailed and looks just like a tongue with the taste buds on top and veins on the bottom. You can pick out different colors when ordering so I chose my toy in black. It’s base is harness safe and anal compatible, and has a delightful bit of squish and give.

Next up we have Davy’s Tendrils, a new addition to their extra small line of toys. If you know Hankey’s, they have a reputation for having girthy and large products. The extra small line allows newbies a chance to try these dildos. Mine is medium firm and I chose purple as my color. Davy’s Tendrils is another tapered toy. It’s a sculpt of several intertwined tentacles with suction cups, making this a fun textured toy.

These are just two examples of some very innovative fantasy models brought to you by Hankey’s Toys. Their creative team has hand sculpted the original designs and then poured each toy (to order.) Check out all their different options so that you can get the right colors, fit, and size just for you. They put so much time and effort into making sure that they look and feel great, and that you are one happy customer!

Unboxing the amazing Venomous Tongue and Davy’s Tendrils toys from Hankey’s ♡
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@hankeystoys
@xmisslolox

Their product “The Grinder” is a non-penetrable toy used for vulva stimulation. You can also use it in your palm as a masturbation aid. It’s covered in little flexible nubs for added stimulation. The lovely Grinder toy includes fabric straps that allow you to attach it around a pillow or your partner. Strap it on and take it for a ride! You can rub one out with this amazing product from Zlotek.

Wicked (size small) is nineteen and a half centimeters from tip to base. I received their galaxy coloration. It’s an amazing swirl of deep reds and dark blues that’s been balanced with beautiful gold mica flecks. The galaxy pattern makes it look like a starry night making wicked a beautiful bedtime companion. Wicked can stand on it’s own with a wide flared base. It’s medium firm creating a very comfortable sensation during insertion. Medium firm bends and wiggles while still remaining nice and rigid. Zlotek also offers a built in suction cup base.

Then there’s Diablo. A spicy little devil that’s dastardly. Also medium firm. Diablo features prominent balls that have been nicely sculpted. It’s a symmetrical piece with a slight knotted buldge down the shaft. There’s also ridges for added stimulation as well as six little points around the top of the head, proclaiming it as a badass toy that you need to add to your collection. Diablo is twenty two and a half centimeters from tip to base and is a force to be reckoned with.

Adult Novelties! Watch me unbox 3 amazing products from Zlotech, a Dutch couple of makers! Products include their models Diablo, Wicked, and their non penetrative toy Grinder.

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@Zlotech
@xmisslolox

Yes, the excited beauty is opening up the whole thing right in front of the camera. She hugs and kisses her trophy as she talks about creating a little stand for it. The trophy comes with a swag bag full of goodies as she pulls out a pink ski mask, magazines, a tiny speaker and lots and lots of lube. She says it’s like a big Mary Poppins bag just full of endless surprises.

I love seeing how excited and happy O0pepper0o is as she unboxes her award and by the end she says it’s one of the best swag bags she has ever received. Now it’s time to test out that speaker!

O0pepper0o writes:

Real Name: Pepper
Followers: 148354
Birth Date: Nov. 29, 1901
Age: 99
I am: A Woman
Interested In: Men, Women, Trans, Couples
Location: Narnada, Canada
Last Broadcast: 2 days ago
Language(s): English
Body Type: SexXxy
Smoke / Drink: 3mg Juul & Vuse / Drink socially
Body Decorations: 2x Crab tattoos, robot tattoo, 5 piercings.

One of the first ones she opens up reveals a giant dildo. It’s absolutely huge and even the beauty herself seems shocked over how big it is. She plays around with it for a bit before moving on to a bag full of head bands. One of them gives her little kitty ears and she wastes no time testing them out in front of the camera.

Lilbaby has plenty more presents to open up and a tip menu full of birthday options. Looks like this birthday is off to a great start!

Lilbaby writes:

Username: lilbaby
Gender: Female
Eyes: Green
Age: 19
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Pets: Phoebe

Of course every birthday comes with lots of presents and all of ZiaFox’s are still in boxes – scattered around her cam room. The objective is to open all of them as the cutie wonders what might lie inside. One of the first things to pop out of the box is a cute plush toy, followed by some very unique looking puzzle pieces and a pin with a kittenish pun. One of the boxes even contains a spanking paddle and the cutie wastes to time putting it to good use.

My own favorite moment arrives when she pulls out a Baby Yoda onesie and tries it out. It looks perfectly adorable on her! ZiaFox is already on box 15, but there are whole lot more lying around everywhere and I’m sure there are some great surprises waiting to pop out.

ZiaFox writes:

Hi I’m Zia! I’m a 24 year old butthead who loves to be nakey and have fun online! I wear my heart on my sleeve and care deeply for my friends and my chatroom. I’m always happy to meet new people so please don’t be afraid to say hi: we’re a friendly goofy bunch! You will probably catch us deep in silly shenanigans!

Their knotted wolf/canine toy Hati is the first model I unboxed. I chose medium size and medium firmness. The sculpt is complete with rich details. It has a sleek texture to one side and a more intense texture on the underside. The head is slightly pointed and is squishy. The top tapers down to a decent sized knot with a small resting space before the base.

Now let’s talk about Jehiel. It too is size medium and medium firmness. This model has a gorgeous layered look with translucent colors mixed with a beautiful shimmery gold and shiny mica pigments. Jehiel design is enhanced with details and ridges. It’s both feminine and phallic. This design has a slight curve from the head going down the shaft. The shaft tapers then thickens while you reach the base.

These are amazing body safe fantasy sex toys and you can find out more here – @FritzPhoenix and here https://www.etsy.com/shop/PhoenixflameForge ♡ @xmisslolox

Some options to choose from on their website are vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, and prostate play toys. Whether you’re into couple’s play or solo play you should give this site a visit. Their sexual wellness products flaunt enticing colors that require hours of sculpting prototyping and testing to bring you a unique anatomical product.

This Tantus dildo known as the Magma is an improved version on an oldie known as the splash. It’s 7 inches from tip to base and it has 6.25 insertable inches. The exclusive ultra premium silicone makes this toy flexible yet rigid enough for comfortable insertion.

The round head makes playtime relaxing and it’s great for thrusting. It has dual layers of both matte and slick silicone. The glossy drips and ridges that compliment the glands on the head of the toy provide added stimulation. The soft firmness gives this toy more durability and stability during play.

The brick-red fantasy Magma dildo by Tantus has a curved thick head making it perfect for P and G-spot stimulation. It’s design has lots of texture and sports a phallic shape with a fantasy appearance.

Watch me unbox the newest dildo from Tantus, the Magma! @tantus – https://www.tantusinc.com

On Strange Bedfellas Etsy store you’ll find customized hand sculpted sex toys. They offer little fellas too. These are tiny version of their dildo models. In addition, they also make and sell silicone eggs. These can be used for either kegel exercises or as a stress ball. There’s vibe sleeves for sale in monster claw, furry claw, and robot claw designs.

I chose their dildo Batou in medium size and medium firmness. It has 5 usable inches. It’s in custom surprised neon and pastel colors. The toy is a swirled mix of blue, purple, and pink with mica pigments. Batou has a horned head, a girthy middle, and stable base. The balls provide a wonderful grip. The texture is mostly sleek with detailed veins along the shaft. It’s pleasing visually and physically.

This box from Strange Bed Fellas has more than just a dildo, find out what’s inside! ♡ etsy.com/shop/strangebedfellas

The Jawbreaker Ballgag from Geeky Sex Toys is a gorgeous white ball with colorful flecks throughout. It has soft purple velvet adjustable straps to make it comfortable for your wear. It’s very durable and strong and the silicone ball is of medium firmness.

I also received the brand new Galaxy Ballgag. This gag is also medium firm silicone for the ball with matte black faux leather adjustable straps. It’s a beautiful blend of glitter with neon pinks and blues that blend into a dark black creating a galaxy appearance.

You can find other ballgags on their site like a Jack O’Lantern, Dragon’s Egg, a Dungeons and Dragons die and also Pacman. These toys are really relatable. If the typical phallic dildo is not your thing, Geeky Sex Toys has something you’d like.

If you like nerdy, geeky, pop culture inspired sex toys look no further! Watch me unbox two new ball gag designs. GEEKYSEXTOYS.COM ♡

The Magic Wand has been the best selling vibrator of the last thirty years. This massager was popularized during the late sixties in a sex positive movement. It was even featured in a 2002 episode of Sex and the City. Known as the Rolls-Royce or mother of all vibrators, it has two different speed functions reaching up to a powerful six thousand rotations per minute. The toy even has available attachments making it versatile, including a masturbation sleeve for men. The wand is a personal favorite of mine. It gets the job done, no fuss, every single time.

Unboxing my first hitachi magic wand I won it in a Twitter contest. Visit GoodVibes.Com for this toy and more! ?♡

I received two size small dildos, both in medium firmness. The first being the Centaur dildo (Nominated for 2017/2018 AltPorn Awards Best Best Sex Toy!) It’s stunning and stands at over ten inches tall with a hefty round base. This toy provides the perfect blend of fantasy and realistic features. For this I went with the new bold marbled custom option in neon pink and blue for a bright mix of funky color.

I also got their new thick Alien Breeder toy designed after Ridley Scott’s movie Alien. This toy is over eight inches tall, detailed, and has bumpy raised textures on one side with a smooth slick surface on the other. I decided to try out another of Mr. Hankey’s new color options with this toy. It’s two toned with orange on top of black which accents the intricate designs even more.

Dildos!! I’m so happy to show off Mr. Hankey‘s new Alien Breeder, the popular Centaur, plus their new color options – mrhankeystoys.com ♡

Lust Arts also makes a xenomorph dildo, the Lust Burster! I chose mine in medium density, size ‘moaner’ and I chose their ensanguined color option. In addition I included a note for extra gore! This toy is just shy of eight inches tall with six inches of usable length. It has contrasting smooth and ridged structures so you get the sensation of different textures. The dildo has a wide and flat base allowing you an extra firm grip. It’s stable and sturdy, so much so it can stand on its own. This alien will turn your darkest nightmares into a sexy sci-fi wet dream. Teenies, keychains, and stickers are also available (here).

Ever seen a Lust Burster? Stay tuned to see me unbox this alien chest burster sex toy from LustArts.Com ☆ Visit their store today!

Instead of vibrating, the small powerful Zumio Spiro tip whirls around in tiny circles. This lets you control and pinpoint this unique stimulation. Zumio has 8 different speeds, an ergonomic and vibration free handle, has whisper quiet pulses, and a travel lock. It’s also water-resistant, body safe, great for couples play, and it even come with a nifty one year warranty! Zumio is USB rechargeable and comes with a sleek charging dock and satin storage bag. Join the pleasure revolution today! You’ll be delighted and pleasantly surprised.

Zoom-Zoom-Zumio! Watch me unbox this innovative new clitoral stimulator for women by women – MYZUMIO.COM ??

I received Ryot Toys Syren ‘The Mermaid‘ model in extra firm with a five color blend of mica pigments, and glitter. The Syren is made of body safe dragon skin silicone. It’s a total length of eight inches tall with seven inches of usable length. This hand sculpted design features a rounded top, bulges that increase in size descending down the shaft, and stunning scales for added texture. The base allows for a great grip and a sturdy ride.

Ever heard of Ryot toys? Watch me open their Syren model. You can get your own here – RyotToys ☆

The six inch dual density Splendid Gentleman is so much fun that I got a custom version. It is a mix of neon pink with lime green and has a rounded prominent head. Dual density means it has a firmer inner core with a softer outer core making it very strong yet gentle. The six inch Essential Gentleman dildo is very similar but has a sleeker texture and a slight curve giving it a whole new sensation. I revisited the Night King as well. It stands at eight inches tall. This model is now better than ever, showcasing it’s contrasting ridges and bulging head with a thicker base for improved balance.

Hey! @xMissLoLox here with another unboxing of sex toys from ?(formerly ThePleasureWorks) – www.Uberrime.com?

Now I’d like to introduce you to the newest model of platinum cured silicone dildos from Exotic Erotics, Yacuruna! Yacuruna is an anthropomorphic dildo of the character the amphibian man from The Shape of Water movie. My custom Yacuruna came in deluxe surprise colors and features metallic accents in it’s ridged base. It also has a large super strong suction cup. This hunky medium sized toy stands at 8 inches tall and is covered in raised textured scales. It’s phallic in shape with a thick and girthy, yet flexible shaft that tapers down towards a wide stable base.

Hey! Here I’m going to show you a new body safe anthro dildo in all of it’s amphibic glory. Meet Yacuruna! Made custom at Exotic-Erotics.com ?

I received Fathom in the signature pink and blue colors, but a bit brighter (it also has the lube tube). Fathom has twenty and a half inches of useable length. It’s texture is silky smooth and it has a rounded tip for easy and comfortable insertion. This toy is super fun and has a wonderfully life like jiggly movement to it. Primal Hardwere offers top notch body safe fantasy toys including their ovipositors (insertable toy that deposits ice or gelatin eggs). They also have wereables, inflatable dildos and gags, penetrables, pup masks, body harnesses and so much more. Be sure to go have a look through their wonderful store today!

PrimalHardwere.com ☆ Wanna see a 26.5 inch squirting tentacle dildo? ♡ Check out my ovipositor review too!