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What A Shoturday For Mari_Jae

Woody — Sun, 01 Oct 2023 07:00:05 +0000

I have to be honest, I have never seen a wheel be spun so many times. There’s just so much of it that the sound is now permanently stuck in my head. But all the rewards are fantastic because who doesn’t want shots on shots on shots? And maybe some raffles too.

Side note: being over 200 days late on Duolingo will definitely have that giant bird popping in a window and threatening with a knife. Maybe that’s why Mari_Jae had ghost problems around the house a couple of weeks ago. It was that damn bird looking for her to complete Spanish lessons. Be very afraid.

Though, Mari_Jae‘s shoturday is such a good time that honestly, I can’t stop thinking about anything other than what alcohol I’m going to pair with what soft drink for the rest of the week.

Mari_Jae writes:

Mari_Jae Has Shots, A TwoTwo And A Great Time

Woody — Wed, 27 Sep 2023 06:08:55 +0000

I will happily get content from anything that she does during her shows, but I will say that I’m a tad bit partial to some good TwoTwo content and maybe a few shot stories. Or maybe some snacks. Honestly, all her show is doing is making me remember all those nights in I had with some cool people. I would definitely be up for a night in with Mari_Jae.

Mostly because she has the best food, the greatest alcohol and the most amazing side-kick who is actually the main star of the show but I can’t say that officially considering the name of the show. However, TwoTwo is there, being her prim and proper self as she meows her way for some attention.

You go TwoTwo. You too, Mari_Jae!

Mari_Jae writes:

Mari_Jae And TwoTwo Make For The Cutest Team

Woody — Thu, 29 Jun 2023 07:08:59 +0000

I can safely say that I have never seen a kitty quite so attached to anything but a scratching post quite like TwoTwo. She is quite possibly the most needy ball of fluff in the world and it helps that she’s also the cutest looking thing in the world. Next to Mari_Jae of course, no one is beating that cuteness level.

They do make such a great team. Mari_Jae likes to sit there with her fabulous boobs and TwoTwo likes to lay there making dough. Someone needs to tell her that the bakery is closed for the time being and she needs to take a serious rest.

With boobies out and more drinks to be had, Mari_Jae‘s show is looking to get heated up pretty quickly!

Mari_Jae writes:

Mari_Jae Has A Few Rules To Abide By, Claude Disagrees

Woody — Sun, 07 May 2023 07:10:00 +0000

Mari_Jae has rules that everyone needs to follow. These include but are not limited to: peeing, pooing, blood play, use of any illegal substances, fisting and no dicks— which Claude seems to disagree with, because she got a scratch right after that was said. Truly the fighter for freedom.

It’s another chill night for Mari_Jae where I get to actually get to know some awesome punk artists and some music in general. Fun fact: she’s actually seen Prof more times than most people have been to a concert in general, she’s also got so much merch she may as well be a marketing agent at this point. The music is top notch though, and I will honestly stay just for that alone.

PS, Mari_Jae has a great new birth mark on her butt. May be self-inflicted, but it looks like a great accessory to the peach!

Mari_Jae writes:

I Can Indeed Confirm Mari_Jae Is Celebrating 420

Woody — Fri, 21 Apr 2023 07:00:07 +0000

The meme that was going around a couple of years back about showing up to a husband’s funeral dressed in black and a robe? Mari_Jae is riding those waves of mystery in this beautiful see-through piece that she should definitely wear more often.

She’s also high. I was going to protest that 420 was the day for her and I hadn’t seen much effect but then she pulled out the snacks and the THC drinks and I am now content. TwoTwo isn’t though because she keeps getting teased by a shrimp snack and she doesn’t seem too pleased about it.

I am also very happy to see the disrobing of one mysterious lady has an ETA. For the time being though, I am enjoying the vibes and sweets, but Mari_Jae is the sweetest one of them all!

Mari_Jae writes:

Mari_Jae May Have Spilled A Whole Sip Over TwoTwo

Woody — Tue, 18 Apr 2023 07:10:03 +0000

There has been an incident in the Mari_Jae household. It seems that TwoTwo has gotten some liquids spilled on her but it’s unfortunately not water. Maybe she’s gonna do some dancing now too.

I mean it makes sense considering TIL that Mari_Jae actually failed ethics in high school. Went in to be a nun, went out with a scorpio tattoo that in my humble opinion was the better option anyway. Because as she says, a scorpio definitely means she’s sexy – and sometimes stings, not but always.

Side note: that cup holder is really cool. But not as cool as the chilling alcohol on TwoTwo’s fur and definitely not as cool as Mari_Jae‘s personality.

Mari_Jae writes:

TwoTwo Has Fallen Asleep, Thus Mari_Jae Cannot Move

Woody — Mon, 10 Apr 2023 07:00:04 +0000

I can’t believe TwoTwo occasionally gets called TwatTwat, because there exists no kitty that is as adorable and snuggable as the little tuxedo. She just wants to cuddle and nap all the time!

Mari_Jae is being accommodating to her though, to the point where her arm may just go numb but little TwoTwo must be allowed to sleep at all costs. And honestly, I have never seen a kitty be so comfortable being held and I could sit and watch at least 12 hours of this alone. With some shots on the side, though, cause I am very amused by the pill bottle cup holder that gets downed with each drink.

For now though, TwoTwo has been left outside to replicate Andre’s Adult Swim sketch as she meows and yowls to be let inside the room as Mari_Jae sips in peace – ’tis a true tale of the ages.

Mari_Jae writes:

TwoTwo Has Decided To Knead Mari_Jae’s Boobs

PeterP — Mon, 07 Nov 2022 08:00:16 +0000

There are a few things in life that I love more than seeing a kitty doing some baking and there’s nothing more amusing than seeing Mari_Jae react to that with the most deadpan face ever, which is why this show is already one of my favorites that I have ever seen.

Even more so when Mari_Jae is trying to talk about moving and organizing a birthday party for her birthday next week, all the while TwoTwo’s hard at work potentially trying to bake a nice, big cake for that very special day. It’s actually hilarious watching the whole thing, like a skit from the Office.

There’s more baking to be done, more drinking to be had and more feistiness and spanks to come with Mari_Jae!

Mari_Jae writes:

Mari_Jae And The Mystery Of The Missing Cup

PeterP — Tue, 31 May 2022 07:07:44 +0000

Mari_Jae has returned from her adventures in Vegas and the MFC Social, where she is a couple of things short, but especially when it comes to the Mystery Cup. It’s one that not even the Scooby gang could solve I reckon, but it’s plaguing her mid.

Once upon a time, Mari_Jae had a cup that she took with her. That cup gave her many a-drinks and good times in the early mornings of the day during some pool time, until that is she had a little too much fun, which resulted into the cup disappearing completely from view. And to this day, the cup remains lost, gone but never forgotten.

On a brighter note, TwoTwo has arrived to keep Mari_Jae some company for the shots ahead!

Mari_Jae writes:

Mari_Jae And TwoTwo Become The Stars Of Their Own Western With A Little Help From Ennio Morricone

PeterP — Sat, 21 May 2022 08:15:01 +0000

Mari_Jae always has great music playing in her room and today is no exception as I find her in the middle of her very own western while playing some classic Ennio Morricone songs in the background.

Specifically this is the soundtrack to „A Fistful Of Dollars“ and I love how well it fits the whole show. Even TwoTwo seems to be enjoying it as the two cuddle together during a very cute moment. There may not be any guns to be found here, but there are plenty of shots! How is that possible? Because those shots are all of the alcoholic variety and are here to keep this Fucked Up Friday moving along at a great pace.

Good music, tasty shots and lots of sexy sights – all of that and much more can be found over in Mari_Jae’s room.

Mari_Jae writes:

Mari_Jae And TwoTwo Spend Some Cute Time Together

PeterP — Fri, 29 Apr 2022 08:05:01 +0000

It’s Thirsty Thursday in Mari_Jae’s room and that means lots of shots, chats and fun treats all keeping the mood up high as I take a peek at her show.

She is talking about how excited she is about going to MFC Social and it certainly sounds like it will be a fun time once it happens. Right now all of the fun is happening in her room thanks to the great songs playing in the background and a cameo by a special guest. That guest is none other than TwoTwo, who shows up for some very cute cuddles.

TwoTwo even shows off her sassy side with some scratches, but that just makes this moment even more adorable as the two hug each other in front of the camera. Mari_Jae says one of her many goals is to put a smile on everyone’s face and I know I’m smiling while seeing all of this.

Mari_Jae writes:

A Cute And Cuddly Time With Mari_Jae And TwoTwo

PeterP — Sat, 23 Apr 2022 08:42:15 +0000

The shots are being poured, the music is serving good vibes and Mari_Jae has a brand new hat to add into her growing collection. This Fucked Up Friday looks to be a very good one!

Spraying some water all over yourself is a nice way to cool off, but today she is using her bottle whenever she says or does something bad. That’s certainly one way to punish yourself, but thankfully there is nothing bad to be found here. Just good chats, fun stories and some extra kitty cuddles.

Yes, TwoTwo shows up and looks to be in a very cuddly mood as the two hug and even share a few kisses. That’s a very cute way to continue a fun show and there’s still plenty of time to clear Mari_Jae’s nakey goal before the show ends.

Mari_Jae writes:

The Debate Over Authentic Lasagna Featuring Mari_Jae

Woody — Fri, 22 Apr 2022 07:12:46 +0000

The question remains – what is lasagna vs. lasagna soup anyways? I’ve never had to think about it but there’s a hot debate going on in Mari_Jaes room about it and what exactly is an authentic lasagna given the differences between cooking it in the US vs. in Italy.

Mari_Jae seems to have stated her case – a lot of b coupled with the sauciness of the meat makes for a delicious masterpiece. On the other hand, there’s too much meatiness in the ones she used to eat which is why she’s happy to have that authentic flavor every once in a while. TwoTwo seems to agree, although she’s too busy looking for the lollipop.

The debate ends as it should – with a series of spanks. But the mystery of the lasagna remains.

Mari_Jae writes:

Mari_Jae And TwoTwo Make For The Purrfect Pair

Woody — Tue, 12 Apr 2022 07:00:05 +0000

I’m always excited to get into Mari_Jae‘s room – because between the booze, the Halloween wheel spins that turn into a whole spanking session and her talking about Kiss From a Rose being sung by literal seals, there’s a lot to unpack in one room.

She seems to agree, which is why her bum has been unpacked and spanked throughout the whole thing. There is also a little fur baby running about the place, TwoTwo (who is sometimes known as TwatTwat), who just really wants to cuddle and meow her way through the entire show – and both of them make quite the formidable team of overall and absolute cuteness.

Always a joy, with some good sass and ass, Mari_Jae is always a good time to watch.

Mari_Jae writes: