Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion – AltPorn.net – alt.porn erotica https://altporn.net Alternative Subculture Erotica - alt.porn Sun, 07 May 2023 07:00:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.5 LilKittenLuna Helps Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, Then Jackboxes Away https://altporn.net/news/2023/05/07/lilkittenluna-helps-turnip-boy-commits-tax-evasion-then-jackboxes-away/ https://altporn.net/news/2023/05/07/lilkittenluna-helps-turnip-boy-commits-tax-evasion-then-jackboxes-away/#respond Sun, 07 May 2023 07:00:27 +0000 https://altporn.net/?p=317184 LilKittenLuna is a woman of honor and she would never, under any circumstances do what Turnip Boy is doing. A menace to society for some, but a fighter against the corrupt vegetable government for others, Turnip Boy is… hopefully not going to die at the hands of these tyrants.

Alas, it’s gaming night since it’s the weekend, which also beckons the return of Jackbox games and their vast array of games – but of course, some of the favorites are Blather ‘Round which I still don’t understand how people manage to play considering my brain needs at least 5 seconds to comprehend something, but also some Champ’d Up and probably (definitely some Quiplash.

Now that the yitties are out, whatever shall cow-themed LilKittenLuna do, once her wins are accumulated?

LilKittenLuna Helps Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, Then Jackboxes Away

LilKittenLuna Helps Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, Then Jackboxes Away

LilKittenLuna Helps Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, Then Jackboxes Away

LilKittenLuna Helps Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, Then Jackboxes Away

LilKittenLuna writes:

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]]> https://altporn.net/news/2023/05/07/lilkittenluna-helps-turnip-boy-commits-tax-evasion-then-jackboxes-away/feed/ 0 TinyFossil Commits Tax Evasion As Turnip Boy https://altporn.net/news/2022/06/12/tinyfossil-commits-tax-evasion-as-turnip-boy/ https://altporn.net/news/2022/06/12/tinyfossil-commits-tax-evasion-as-turnip-boy/#respond Sun, 12 Jun 2022 07:00:28 +0000 https://altporn.net/?p=290252 Welcome to Veggieville, where all the veggies of the world gather to contribute to making their society a better place to live in. There is one wretched turnip however, who is being manned by Tinyfossil, and who really, really dislikes the idea of paying his due. So he commits tax evasion instead.

I’ve not heard of this game, but I do love the sound of a bunch of vegetables banning together to try and solve the mystery of why some of their crops have gone bad. Tinyfossil is also hilarious during the whole game with a couple of funny jokes and puns along the way which just adds to the whole character of this game.

What I’m excited to know is just how much evading Tinyfossil‘s Turnip Boy is planning!

TinyFossil Commits Tax Evasion As Turnip Boy

TinyFossil Commits Tax Evasion As Turnip Boy

TinyFossil Commits Tax Evasion As Turnip Boy

Tinyfossil writes:

About Me
Username: Tinyfossil
CamScore: 3292
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Multi
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 101 pounds
Height: 62 inches
Age: 103
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Drink: Light
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: paleontology
Favorite Food: ube ice cream
Pets: 2 dogs & a snake

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