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Why So Serious, LunaLore?

Woody — Thu, 30 Oct 2025 07:04:10 +0000

LunaLore has got chaos painted on her face and Gotham trembling in its boots. The smeared white makeup glows under the lights, red grin stretched wider than a bad decision (of which there are many), and black circles under the eyes deep enough to hide a body or two.

The vibe’s pure Joker energy: too much eyeliner, not enough therapy. She doesn’t tell jokes because she is the punchline and the creator at the same time. Somewhere, Batman’s already tired. But there’s not much happening in the clothes department since she has taken off the jacket and is showing her tattoos instead. Because what’s one Puddin’ to do without a little bit of spice?

Gotham wanted order, but LunaLore showed up with a smudge brush and said, why so serious?

LunaLore writes:

cow hugger | plant daddy | definition of a hot mess

LilyKush Needs No Puddin’ To Slay

Woody — Sat, 25 Oct 2025 06:50:09 +0000

LilyKush is pure trouble stitched in red and black leather—Harley Quinn in her classic chaos couture. The diamond patterns gleam under the light, the corset tight enough to hold secrets, grudges, and at least three stolen weapons. The pigtails have gone a nice ginger color and it seems like this look is hitting harder than her mallet.

The gloves creak when she flexes her fingers—because someone’s about to get clobbered in the name of love and comedy. Lipstick’s clown-red, smile wider than Gotham’s crime stats, and that laugh? Pure confetti and menace. It works given that she’s stripping off all the clothes in time for emancipation and going full nude without any warnings either.

There’s madness in the makeup and charm in the carnage and Puddin’ never stood a chance. Gotham’s glitter grenade, the jester of bad ideas, chaos wearing perfume and a smile that says bang, it’s LilyKush!

LilyKush writes:

Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green
Weight: 120 pounds
Height: 65 inches
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Occupation/Major: Caregiver

Puddin’ AKA Crimsonkitten Goes Solo

Woody — Thu, 16 Oct 2025 07:03:16 +0000

Crimsonkitten makes chaos look couture. White face paint cracked just enough to hint at sin, lips painted the color of bad decisions, and a grin that could probably void a warranty. It’s the Joker—if the Joker traded acid for allure and found out teasing Gotham was a lot more fun than terrorizing it.

The outfit leans straight into temptation: purple corset hugging like a punchline, gloves that look designed for trouble, and fishnets that could catch both criminals and compliments. And it looks like the villain who is typically not chilling has decided to take matters into her own hands and give a whole lot of vibrations going.

Nothing about it is subtle. The cane twirls, the bowtie’s crooked on purpose, and the smirk says Crimsonkitten already knows the punchline. This version of Gotham’s jester doesn’t want to watch the world burn, but to make it explode in a very different manner!

Crimsonkitten writes:

Real Name: Crimson Kitten
Followers: 280742
Birth Date: March 30, 1912
Age: 99
I Am: A Woman

Shailene_Wood Is Here To Spread Some Smiles As The Joker

PeterP — Wed, 26 Oct 2022 12:15:18 +0000

Why so serious? That question is being posed today by the Clown Prince Of Crime herself, Shailene_Wood.

The beauty is cosplaying the one and only Joker and she has done a fantastic job of re-creating the iconic purple outfit and that smile on her face. My own smile grows bigger and bigger as I see just how naughty this version of the Joker really is. Like when she pops her boobies out of her bra so she can spit on both of them. Now that’s a mouthwatering tease in my book!

This Joker is also a great spanker and Shailene_Wood proves it by pulling down her pants, pointing her inked up booty towards the camera and giving it a few good smacks. Next up? A full body show featuring ice.

Shailene_Wood writes:

Real Name: Shailene
Followers: 18331
Birth Date: March 6, 2000
Age: 22
I am: A Woman
Interested In: Men, Couples, Trans
Location: In your thoughts
Language(s): Español, Inglés.
Body Type: Petite
Smoke / Drink: I like sports, sweets and chocolate
Body Decorations: I have a nice tattoos

GodsGirls: Do you want to know how I got this boner? Kvlt is the answer. No joke.

Lou Garroux — Sat, 02 Apr 2016 01:15:59 +0000

Remember that scene in The Dark Knight, when the Joker is locked in the interrogation room after Batman goes running off to save Harvey and Rachel? Well, if the Joker had been a horny young girl, this is how I imagine he teased the police on the other side of the one-way glass.
Kvlt is new to Gods Girls, but she doesn’t waste any time making an impression. This is a dark set, with Kvlt picking up a blood stained knife after she discards her purple, orange, and green dress. Wait a minute! Those are the colors of the Jack Nicholson’s Joker, not the Heath Ledger one! Or is it Cesar Romero? Either way, I’d take points away from Kvlt for the continuity error, if she didn’t already earn so many for her perfectly petite body supporting her surprisingly massive tits. Extra points for the doggy style pussy and ass spread! I’d love to see her do a magic trick where she makes my cock disappear inside one of those. For now, I guess I’ll just have to settle for a bit of role playing with my imaginary girlfriend tonight. Uhh, c’mon fuck me, c’mon c’mon, I want you to do it, I want you to do it, c’mon, c’mon, do it. FUCK ME! C’mon I want you to it cmon DO IT! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!

GodsGirls writes:

“Smile on that Face,” which is actually one of the first sets I ever shot (I wanna say it was like 4 but don’t quote me on that). I’m still in awe that I managed to get my makeup on so well. And let me tell ya: those cards are exactly where I left them, and that bloody knife is still in that room, and if the landlord does a surprise inspection, I think he MAY have some questions, but ya know, I live life ON THE EDGE. As you can probably tell, I have a thing for DC villains. Sorry, Marvel. If it makes you feel better, I’m totally in love with Ronan, but I don’t foresee painting my entire body blue in the future (I have, however, been planning a Star “Lady” set for AGES I just haven’t gotten around to that one yet ;)).

BlueBlood: The Joker and Alice in Wonderland

Mette — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 00:58:13 +0000

When you see the first picture in this Blue Blood set, you pretty much hooked! I was, the makeup and outfits of this couple is super thrilling and thorough. And then The Joker gets out the industrial tape. These guys really knows their audience! The photography angles in the sets could have added more to the set but leaves me feeling like it was a bit instructional, but the close ups are great though! Ugh, Alice In Wonderland and The Joker seems like so much fun, so sad it had to end.

Blue Blood writes:

Yes, Forrest Black and I shot The Joker dominating Alice in Wonderland. Yes, this was at a convention. Obviously. I think there is a rule that, if one has a bitchin’ jacuzzi suite and there is someone dressed as Alice and someone dressed as The Joker, it is required that one have The Joker duct tape Alice in a cold dry king-sized tub. I think you can tell from the pictures that this was really fun.
–Amelia G