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Best Tech Toy Nominees – AltPorn Awards 2019

AltPorn — Tue, 02 Apr 2019 05:21:15 +0000

The official 2019 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best Tech Toy (2018):

Focus Sonic by jimmyjane
Gbulb by G-Vibe
HydroXtreme w/ Hydrovibe by Bathmate
Vivi by Aneros
Volta by Fun Factory
Zumio by Zumio

Nominees, please contact us for VIP guest list for our annual red carpet open bar AltPorn Awards celebration, presented by MyFreeCams, in Hollywood, California on May 11 this year.

HackerGirl Is A Singing, Cooking Harley Quinn

ActFree — Sat, 18 Nov 2017 05:25:36 +0000

And by lingerie I mean a fairly unimportant web that pretty much covers nothing, to the excitement of absolutely everyone. HackerGirl is pretty much demonstrating how to be awesome tonight, as she pulls off the most amazing tones with her not only sexy, but also professional voice – she sounds better than most of the stuff you hear on the radio. I am not even over-exaggerating, her voice is beautiful!

HackerGirl is cosplaying as Harley Quinn tonight with a pretty awesome costume, but she’s also making some cookies and cupcakes that will add to the experience of making you drool. HackerGirl’s cam is definitely unique because she does not concentrate on appearing hot at all – she’s just singing and cooking, but she’s scorching hot nonetheless, effortlessly.

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

science is sexy

Beetlejuice Does A Green Mermaid Impression, By HackerGirl

ActFree — Sun, 08 Oct 2017 03:17:01 +0000

Before I started writing this, HackerGirl pointed out that her costume resembles a green, possibly dead, mermaid now, instead of Beetlejuice. Her wonderful green makeup and aquamarine hair makes me want to agree, but seeing as the original name is Betelgeuse, the name for the brightest star in the constellation of Orion, I kinda want to stay with that. In reality, watching HackerGirl’s awesome show can brighten up your day like nothing else, so Betelgeuse is a really fitting name for this cosplay, or pretty much any stream by HackerGirl. That star has another thing in common with this performance – both are really fucking hot!

I love watching this green-haired beauty enjoy herself, and the best part about it is that 30 seconds cannot pass without HackerGirl making a joke that gets me in stitches. The Tim Burton classic ain’t got shit on the look HackerGirl is rocking tonight!

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

the girl who almost got kicked out of the playboy mansion

EroticBPM: Naked Tech Report with Lizzy Kaelar

Truant — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 23:34:52 +0000

Sexy redheaded APN member Lizzy Kaelar makes her EroticBPM debut with this steamy casual tech report, stripping down out of her cozy sweater as she shows off all her gadgets. I haven’t really figured out what an iPad is good for outside of bathroom reading, but if it helps get girls like Lizzy to show off their hot satin lingerie, I might have to go get one for myself. It’s not exactly a Rave but even the DJ has to collect and sort their music sometime.

EroticBPM writes:

Lizzy Kaelar makes her debut on Ebpm with this very sexy set. I really like the colors in this set. She also shows off all her techy toys which of course will make any geeky person happy.