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GodsGirls: Josepha The Busty Pirate

Truant — Fri, 19 Sep 2014 21:45:02 +0000

It’s actually been a few years since GodsGirls got into the Tale Like a Pirate Day spirit, but I really like this intimate #throwback self shot series of sexy Josepha rolling around her pirate themed bed in her pirate look, skully eye-patch and all! Josepha tears open her stockings and ravages her succulent pussy for the camera and her nice big boobs look great and she rolls like the ocean on her pirate flag sheets. I like the pearls too. This is a fun and hot fantasy series from GodsGirls that is totally worth checking out.

GodsGirls writes:

Babe, ahoy! Feast ye eyes upon this treasure!

EroticFandom: Zelda and Her Pirate Bootie

Cutter — Fri, 19 Sep 2014 21:30:20 +0000

BLueBlood’s EroticFandom went full-on Pirates of the Caribbean with APN favorite Zelda in this series celebrating International Talk Like A Pirate Day. The setting is perfectly incredible for the occasion and swashbuckling Zelda looks great in and out of her pirate get-up. There are skelletons and grog and treasure chests and pirate flage to go along with Zelda‘s sexy pirate babe look, and AHOY this lass gets naked on the plunder! I’m a big fan of Zelda‘s nice round ass and this set does a great job of showing us everything we love to see. I think this sets the bar on Talk Like A Pirate holiday themed updates. Good job Zelda and EroticFandom.

Have a look at more sexy samples with this free gallery courtesy of EroticFandom.

Erotic Fandom writes:

I’m really happy with this spacial update, celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day. I feel like we got to match the perfect location with Zelda’s costuming talents an come up with a series that does the holiday right. I also love that I have friends with houses that just happen to be decorated as well appointed pirate coves! Zelda makes the life of a pirate look pretty cool too! Arrrr!
~Forrest Black

BurningAngel: Tattooed Space Pirate Veronica Rose

Truant — Fri, 19 Sep 2014 21:15:10 +0000

BurningAngel may tell us the sexy bombshell Veronica Rose is some sort of space alien, but looking at that savage style, we know she’s got to be some sort of pirate! Perhaps a space-pirate, but a pirate none the less. You can’t fool us when it comes to sexy cut-throat swashbuckling babes. Ok, baybe we just wanted to do a little post about hot Burning Angel newcomer Veronica Rose. I really like her extensive tattoo work and those curves! I reall0y like the view of the lake in the background and the Burning Man primitive tribal style makeup looks cool on her too.

You can go grab yourself a peek at more hot free samples with this preview gallery from Burning Angel.

Burning Angel writes:

Veronica Rose may be a sexy alien on a mission from outer space in our movie, but she’s always had out-of-this-world titties. We’re so glad to have her back on BurningAngel! Now feast your eyes upon this Areolan girl’s glorious breasts and breathtaking behind while enjoying some earth-sun poolside!

EroticFandom: Talk Like A Pirate Day with Raven Le Faye

Truant — Fri, 19 Sep 2014 21:00:12 +0000

The BlueBlood crew can always be counted on to bring us some fun updates celebrating International Talk Like A Pirate Day and this year they doubled-down! From their creative EroticFandom site, we get the fantastically sexy pink haired Raven Le Faye, looking dangerous in her hot stockings and tiny rugged pirate garb. I’m not sure if she’s supposed to be a B-movie space pirate, but it doesn’t really matter to me what kind of ship she arrives on, I’m ready to be plundered! Those mesh back panties are a real treasure too!

Have a peek at this hot free bonus sample series from the latest EroticFandom Talk Like A Pirate holiday series of sexy Raven Le Faye.

Erotic Fandom writes:

I know International Talk Like a Pirate Day is not until the 19th, but we are just so excited for it that we had to start the festivities now. Here is gorgeous pink-haired Raven Le Faye, bringing elegance to the Captain’s wheel. The sword was requisitioned buccaneer style from the U.S. Military. Forrest Black and I shot two pirate sets for this year, so, don’t worry, we’ll have another around the actual day too!
–Amelia G

Free Booty for Talk Like a Pirate Day

Cutter — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 22:30:19 +0000

Talk Like a Pirate day doesn’t seem to be being as widely and creatively celebrated in the alternative porn community as it once was, but EroticBPM and Blue Blood‘s Erotic Fandom have thrown a little rum and spice party with some cheeky free galleries for the occasion. Enjoy the booty!

AltPorn: Talk Like a Pirate Day

KittyTwo — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 02:06:24 +0000

It is too bad Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on a weekend this year. I’m going to a pirate-themed party tonight, but most offline people do not celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day, so I have been missing my fill of pirate speak. It seems like most of my favorite sites didn’t do pirate updates for the occasion this year, even if they did when it fell on a weekday in previous years. Fortunately, I was able to dig back a little and find pirates from BlueBlood, BurningAngel, and GodsGirls. BlueBlood has pirate Lenka brandishing a musket and Lenka has a cute fuzzy real live monkey assistant. Not only is using a real monkey pretty brave, but getting pirates and monkeys in the same update is like some kind of internet double word score meme. BurningAngel has pirate Nova making use of James Deen while he is dead out fast asleep. There used to be a lot of sleep “attack” sites, but I hear a lot of them just got closed down because the credit card people have all apparently never been woken up for sex by anyone they dated and think it’s baaaaaaad. BurningAngel for the win for still having sleep sex and pirates. GodsGirls has pirate Julene brandishing a musket with a skull on her ass and gold coins fall from the sky. Enough said.

Pirate Translator writes:

My thoughts through the pirate translater: Arrr, altporn: Talk Like a Pirate Day. It is too bad Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on a weekend this year. I’m goin’ t’ a pirate-themed party tonight, but most offline people do not celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day, so I have been missin’ my fill o’ pirate speak. It seems like most o’ my fa’orite sites didn’t do pirate updates for the occasion this year, e’en if they did when it fell on a weekday in pre’ious years. Fortunately, I was able t’ dig back a little and find pirates from Blueblood, Burnin’angel, and GodsGirls. Blueblood has pirate Lenka brandishin’ a musket and Lenka has a cute fuzzy real li’e monkey assistant. Not only is usin’ a real monkey pretty bra’e, but gettin’ pirates and monkeys in the same update is like some kind o’ internet double word score meme. Burnin’angel has pirate No’a makin’ use o’ James Deen while he is dead out fast asleep. Thar used t’ be a lot o’ sleep “attack” sites, but Me hear a lot o’ them just got closed down because the credit card people have all apparently ne’er been woken up for sex by anyone they dated and thin’ tis’ baaaaaaad. Burnin’angel for the win for still ha’in’ sleep sex and pirates. GodsGirls has pirate Julene brandishin’ a musket with a skull on her ass and gold coins fall from the sky. Enough said. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o’rum?