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WonderAna Presents: A Stand-Up Special At The WonderMart

PeterP — Fri, 17 Jun 2022 22:27:28 +0000

WonderAna is standing up in front of the camera while mentioning how special she feels. That can only mean one thing: it’s time for another stand-up special.

Of course she has all the best jokes ready right there on the phone. Jokes like „Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight …Unless you want to deal with the Reaper cushions“ which somehow manages to mix multiple puns into something truly unholy. Yet she manages to make all of these jokes fun with her own reactions and delivery.

As WonderAna says, she is here all week! The stand-up special even ends with some good old Rick Astley music, right before she turns around and spanks her booty with a crop. And there’s still a whole lot left to today’s show!

WonderAna writes:

Username: WonderAna
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 420 kilos
Height: 157 centimeters
Sexual Preference: Straight
Marital Status: Single
Favorite Food: Chocolate is life.
Pets: KILO

WonderAna Presents: A Stand Up Special At The Wondermart

PeterP — Fri, 04 Mar 2022 23:49:01 +0000

Knock knock! Actually that doesn’t work without anyone here to ask me questions, but the main punchline is the fact that WonderAna is putting on a stand-up special right at the Wondermart.

Her actual jokes include stuff like „Whats yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children!“ and her reactions to them mostly include lots of cringing, but her charm and sense of humor manage to make even the worst jokes very fun to hear! She even gives her booty a few nice smacks as part of a spanking tease.

She will be here all week! The stand-up special has ended, but the fun and games continue in WonderAna’s room as the cutie has a naked goal ticking down among many other sexy and cool tip menu options.

WonderAna writes:

Username: WonderAna
CamScore: 3608
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 420 kilos
Height: 157 centimeters
Sexual Preference: Straight
Marital Status: Single
Favorite Food: Chocolate is life.
Pets: KILO

WonderAna’s Playful Birfday Partay

PeterP — Fri, 10 Dec 2021 19:44:39 +0000

The lights are lit, Kim Petras is singing about her coconuts and there’s a colorful unicorn trying to mount an equally as colorful heart in the background – everything looks ready for WonderAna’s 47th birthday party!

She is wearing a beautiful Care Bears themed dress that soon ends up becoming a background decoration thanks to all the tips and greetings pouring in. This is my opportunity to wish her a very Happy Birthday! There are lots of fun activities and toys here to keep the mood up high, like a fun stand-up special, some Pikachu stickers going right on top of her own body and even a special magic wand here to spank up her booty.

I’m loving how much joyful energy WonderAna is spreading as her big party moves closer and closer to some birthday faps. I can only hope the party continues to be a blast!

WonderAna writes:

Username: WonderAna
CamScore: 3608
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 420 kilos
Height: 157 centimeters
Sexual Preference: Straight
Marital Status: Single
Favorite Food: Chocolate is life.
Pets: KILO

WonderAna Presents: Squats, Spanks And A Stand-Up Special

PeterP — Fri, 26 Nov 2021 18:53:49 +0000

It’s Black Friday and in WonderAna’s own words that means she is wearing black, it’s Friday and she is ready to drink.

All of that already sounds like a great time to me and things get even greater when she starts doing some booty spanks and squats in her room. Every special day needs a fun stand-up special and that’s exactly what I see next as she literally stands up and gives some warnings about how she did NOT write the jokes she is about to tell. They include gags like: „When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back!“ among many other ones I can’t even repeat here, but her reactions to them all make them even funnier.

WonderAna ends her stand-up special by saying she will be here all week! What could follow that up? Some mango time. At least that’s what the current song playing in the background is talking about and the cutie even gets to lift up her shirt to spank her boobies for an extra naughty treat.

WonderAna writes:

Username: WonderAna
CamScore: 3608
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 420 kilos
Height: 157 centimeters
Sexual Preference: Straight
Marital Status: Single
Favorite Food: Chocolate is life.
Pets: KILO

WonderAna Does The Ultimate Sexy Combo

PeterP — Tue, 16 Nov 2021 17:05:12 +0000

„My aunt’s star sign was Cancer. Pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten by a giant crab!“ – that’s just one of the many jokes that is part of WonderAna’s stand-up special right now!

Oh yes, the cutie is telling jokes while (of course) standing up and although I can’t repeat most of them here, I can say she makes the whole experience very fun. Today isn’t just a joke day, today also happens to be Tushytuesday and each spank only costs 1 token. That means her booty is already pretty red and there’s still a whole lot more to go.

Right now a series of tips has poured in and WonderAna says she is about to combo the fuck out of them! This means spanking herself while flashing her pussy as she uses a vibrator wand all at the same time. An impressive combo that is part of a very fun and very impressive show!

WonderAna writes:

Username: WonderAna
CamScore: 3608
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 420 kilos
Height: 157 centimeters
Sexual Preference: Straight
Marital Status: Single
Favorite Food: Chocolate is life.
Pets: KILO