She’s the one currently on camera, while the other two girls are elsewhere in the building doing vital professional work, such as dropping a priceless vase down the stairs and arguing over who bent the cart. R.E.P.O. is built around physics-based valuables, proximity chat and monsters, which is really just an elaborate system for turning friendship into property damage.

From her end, the operation appears completely controlled. Feysbian is holding one weird little skull like it’s the crown jewel while listening to Spell_slot whisper that something is nearby and Kinosazae respond by screaming from three rooms away. Excellent communication. Very OSHA-approved. The monster now knows everyone’s location, the vase has depreciated by $4,000, and somebody has accidentally grabbed another girl instead of the loot!

Feysbian writes:

ADHD disaster girl. Bad at life but good at other things.

I see all the flashlight cones, ugly little corners and that perfect co-op horror silence right before someone turns around and discovers the monster has been standing there like it’s waiting for customer service. The squad is supposed to be quietly hauling loot back like professionals, but R.E.P.O. always turns into four gremlins arguing over who broke the expensive thing while the monster repossesses everyone’s ankles.

Spell_slot is starring in Paranormal Storage Wars and every round ends with the same business model: grab loot, scream, drop loot, blame teammate, repeat.

Spell_slot writes:

I’m your online Goth girlfriend with a legendary thicc ass!