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Penny Poison Going to Fuck Mr Bill and Gumby for Satan

SpiderMike — Sat, 06 Jul 2013 05:35:25 +0000

The best dirty talker on the net, cam girl Penny Poison, has all her toys laid out for her usual kickass extreme show tonight. She has big plastic cocks for every hole and, with her great sense of humor, she also has Mr. Bill and Gumby dolls laid out to put inside her. If we didn’t already love Penny Poison here at APN, that would be enough to make us. I’ll include some YouTube of Mr. Bill and Gumby from Saturday Night Live for readers who might be too young to remember. I was already impressed by the way Penny Poison treats her toys and this is another goodie. Also, she says she is down for “Satan shows” tonight.

Penny Poison writes:

Basic Profile
Name: Penny_Poison
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Zodiac: Virgo

Appearance
Height: 5’5″ (1.65m)
Weight: 115 lbs (52kg)
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Grey
Build: Slender
Ethnicity: White
Cup Size: B
Pubic Hair: Bald
Measurements: 32-25-38″ (81-64-97cm)
Kinky Attributes: Feet, Toys, Anal Penetration, Underwear

About My Show
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What Turns Me On
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RazorDolls: Page Morgan: Spagetti Western

Truant — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:45:02 +0000

I have a burning desire to see Page do and SNL news bit, because if the world of AltPorn had a Victoria Jackson, it would have to be Page Morgan. She has the cutest voice. Oh, to be totally fair, she’s actually a bit more like sexy Jennifer Tilly, but I’m sure people tell her that all the time. I loved Tilly in Bound, and I hear Page is pretty quick with the switchblade, so maybe there is hope for my ditzy-dangerous little fantasies after all. She and Riley Mason mix it up in this hot little series, so it’s clearly worth a look.

RazorDolls writes:

When Page Morgan Showed up with Riley Mason for the Sister Midnite shoot, she was bouncy and fun like usuall. She had this great lounge singer dress on and wanted to do a set, so we got her all done up with hair and makeup and decided to put some cowboy boots on her. I dont exactly know why, but looking back on it, I think it was the right thing to do. Enjoy this great set of Page, and look for more of her only on Razordolls.com!

I Love Sweet Messy Toxxxy Treats

Truant — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 21:00:28 +0000

Was it an SNL sketch that had those guys that rubber their asses in pudding? I almost remember, but not quite. Anybody know what I’m talking about?

Anyway, Toxxxy‘s tight cute ass in pudding is just fucking brilliant! She looks absolutely edible all covered in french vanilla mess! Forget licking the bowl, I’ve got bigger plans now! I love how creative and sexy she makes her sets and the quality of the stuff on her site is really top notch. She’s sexy and fun and super fucking hot.