Bizarre Magazine is doing an altmodel special with altmodel Mosh on the cover. Bizarre Magazine does not really seem like mainstream media, so it seems bizarre that they might just now be doing an issue about how this altmodel thing is catching on. Bizarre Magazine has run the gorgeous Nina Kate on their cover before and they have also featured my future girlfriend April Flores on their cover. I’ll buy anything with April Flores in it, so I’ll pick up this issue, but I don’t get what is so alt about a conventionally pretty slender blond girl like Mosh. I’ve seen Mosh on at least one alt site, so somebody must think she is alt, but I wish they would explain it to me.