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Sex Toys Unboxing: Primal Hardwere Fathom

Miss LoLo — Wed, 05 Sep 2018 02:23:54 +0000

Primal Hardwere is my go to company for the most unusual and amazing high quality sex toys. Introducing Fathom! This hefty hunk of twenty six and a half inches of body safe silicone was inspired by the furry animation ‘Turin and the Water Tentacle’ by Taurin Fox. It comes with an optional lube tube which allows it to squirt! This toy comes in Primal Hardwere’s signature pink to blue transition. You can also chose customized colors including metallic & glow in the dark additives.

I received Fathom in the signature pink and blue colors, but a bit brighter (it also has the lube tube). Fathom has twenty and a half inches of useable length. It’s texture is silky smooth and it has a rounded tip for easy and comfortable insertion. This toy is super fun and has a wonderfully life like jiggly movement to it. Primal Hardwere offers top notch body safe fantasy toys including their ovipositors (insertable toy that deposits ice or gelatin eggs). They also have wereables, inflatable dildos and gags, penetrables, pup masks, body harnesses and so much more. Be sure to go have a look through their wonderful store today!

PrimalHardwere.com ☆ Wanna see a 26.5 inch squirting tentacle dildo? ♡ Check out my ovipositor review too!

Sex Toys Unboxing: Primal Hardwere Squick

Miss LoLo — Wed, 08 Aug 2018 21:46:09 +0000

Have you ever heard of an Ovipositor before? An ovipositor is a silicone sex toy that deposits eggs made of gelatin (or ice!) into your orifice of choice. This gives the user a pleasing full feeling and a slick release when expelling the eggs. Now you can live out your alien impregnation fantasies with this hand made monster dildo! Primal Hardwere is the maker of these body safe fantasy toys and more. They also have gags, penetrables, body harnesses, tonguetacles, lubes, pup masks and even wereables!

Squick is their smallest model of ovipositor standing at 5 ¾ inches tall. Of course there are much larger models of ovipositors available. Squick uses 1 1/8 inch eggs that you make yourself with Primal Hardwere’s convenient egg molds. My squick came in medium firm and is custom colored including metallic added to it’s neon base and glow in the dark spikes and shaft. The shaft is flexible yet durable and the glow is very bright!

Ever heard of Ovipositors? You gotta check out this review/unboxing of Primal Hardwere’s ovipositor, Squick! Please go to PRIMALHARDWERE.COM for more info!

AltPorn Awards Best Sex Toy 2018 Nominees

AltPorn — Tue, 01 May 2018 06:33:38 +0000

The official 2018 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best Best Sex Toy
(non-technical)

Centaur – Mr Hankey
Demogorgon – Bad Dragon
G’lorp – Primal Hardwere
Nofrilldo Series – Funkit Toys
Pangolin – Funkit Toys
Sackjack – OxBalls
Seahorse – Mr Hankey
Snug Plug Series – B-Vibe
The Serpent and the Rat – Hole Punch Toys
Zaratan – Bad Dragon

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