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					<description><![CDATA[Patrick Stewart: I will &#8220;Make It So.&#8221; [blank look from Andy] Patrick Stewart: You&#8217;ve seen &#8220;Star Trek: The Next Generation?&#8221; Andy Millman: I haven&#8217;t, no. Patrick Stewart: Why? Your wife won&#8217;t let you have it on? Andy Millman: I&#8217;m not married. Patrick Stewart: Oh, your girlfriend then? Andy Millman: I haven&#8217;t got a girlfriend either. [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Patrick Stewart:</strong> I will &#8220;Make It So.&#8221;<br />
<em>[blank look from Andy]</em><br />
<strong>Patrick Stewart:</strong> You&#8217;ve seen &#8220;Star Trek: The Next Generation?&#8221;<br />
<strong>Andy Millman:</strong> I haven&#8217;t, no.<br />
<strong>Patrick Stewart:</strong> Why? Your wife won&#8217;t let you have it on?<br />
<strong>Andy Millman:</strong> I&#8217;m not married.<br />
<strong>Patrick Stewart:</strong> Oh, your girlfriend then?<br />
<strong>Andy Millman:</strong> I haven&#8217;t got a girlfriend either. I live alone.<br />
<strong>Patrick Stewart:</strong> You&#8217;re not married, you haven&#8217;t got a girlfriend&#8230; and you&#8217;ve never watched &#8220;Star Trek?&#8221;<br />
<strong>Andy Millman:</strong> No.<br />
<strong>Patrick Stewart:</strong> Good Lord&#8230;</p>
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<p><b><a href="https://altporn.net/link/nerdpr0n.php" title="/archives/2006/04/star_trek.html">Nerdp0rn writes</a>:</b></p>
<blockquote><p>Yes&#8230;it&#8217;s me in a Starfleet uniform! (to be specific, the ST:TNG jumpsuit ;)) I had so much fun lounging around in this outfit pretending i was servicing Captain Picard, that complicated, difficult yet sexy man&#8230;ahem. I&#8217;m getting ahead of myself. What more do you need to know?</p>
<p><a href="https://altporn.net/link/nerdpr0n.php">engage</a>.</p></blockquote>
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