Mr. Hands is handed a copy of the newspaper, and he sees the girl who got away staring back at him with a one million dollar reward for information on her parents. He does a line of coke and calls he sister on the phone and tells her to come to the office with her husband, cause he has a job for them. When they show up at the orphanage Mr. Hands tells his sister and her husband, who are known as the Budges,(Sarah Vandella and Steve Holmes) all about the reward and his plan. They are to pretend to be Anne’s parents, and he gives them some family pictures and the other half of her necklace that he had been keeping in an envelope all these years. They are skeptical of his claims, but agree to pretend to be Anne’s parents to get the reward if they can have a go with Sally.

Mr. Hands acquiesces to their request, albeit reluctantly, and they proceed to go to work on the handicapped girl. While they are fucking Sally, she sees the necklace and the newspaper and figures out what is going on. She plays submissive and willing to get more information and after they are finished she takes her leave of them.

The Budges show up at Mr. Westfield’s mansion and introduce themselves as Anne’s parents, the Knox’s. Everyone is skeptical at first, but Mrs. Budge pulls the necklace out of her shirt and Anne breaks down thinking she has found her real family. Daddy is still suspicious, but he lets them go collect her things together before showing his anger and disappointment. While upstairs, the Knox’s start to get a little more intimate than family usually does, and soon she has Mr. Knox’s cock down her throat.

Sally shows up at the house and lets Daddy know that these two are scam artists working for Mr. Hand, and he and Ms. Farling storm upstairs to rescue Anne. When they arrive she has a face full of cum and they attack the Budge’s and have the guards drag them away.

Sally explains to Anne that her both parents are dead, and Anne is heart broken. She slinks downstairs and grabs Daddy, begging him to fuck her because she needs to feel something, she needs to cum so she can feel something. The staff are worried about her but she tells them and Sally that she needs to do this, and asks them to watch. They do… before they all join in for a massive orgy.

After, Anne asks Sally how she escaped and she smiles telling her not to worry… after which we see the orphanage girls beating Mr. Hands with socks full of rocks.

Anne hitched a ride to Mr. Westfield’s house and when she arrives she tells the gardeners that she is there to see Ms. Farling. They whisk her into the house and is greeted by the butler who gives her a tour of the house until Ms Farling arrives. When Ms. Farling asks her where Mr. Hands is, Anne doesn’t tell her what happened and instead says he only dropped her off. Anne is taken around and introduced to the maid, Hilda, as well as the driver. She refers to Mr. Westfield by name and is informed quite firmly that they only call him daddy in this house and that she will be treated like a princess while she is there. They all are looking at her like she is lunch, and offer to help her get cleaned up.

We see Anne in the bath being cleaned by both Ms. Farling and the maid who have joined her in the water, and she is informed that Ms. Farling chose her to give daddy something special he has never had before… a family. Anne starts feeling nervous about meeting daddy, and the girls ask her if she has ever had an orgasm. When she tells them no, and that her only sexual experience was bad, then ask to help her have one. They make her cum and then take her to the butler and driver who also offer to render their “services” to her. They have a very hot group sex scene.

Ms. Farling sets out the perfect outfit for her to meet daddy in, and it is a version of the iconic daddy outfit. She meets daddy (Derrick Pierce) and things do not go well, and after an awkward dinner he leaves for bed.

Anne is determined not to return to the orphanage, and she makes her way to his room to be more convincing. He orders her out and she dresses him down for being rich and entitled, and in response he grabs her and fucks her. She calls him daddy the whole time and by the end he accepts the role and kisses her tenderly as she leaves off to bed. Ms. Farling tells her she is proud and leaves her to sleep feeling hopeful of finding her family!

We cut to a scene of a woman pulling up in a car, Ms. Farling is a businesswoman looking for an orphan for her rich boss to use for a charity event. Eventually she stumbles across Anne and chooses to take her against Mr. Hands objections, thinking she has a great story because she is still looking for her parents and has the necklace they gave her. She insists that Anne is the perfect girl to surprise her boss with, and orders Mr. Hands to get her ready to bring to her boss Mr. Westfield.

Mr. Hands has different plans though, and after Ms. Farling leaves he takes Anne up to his office to let her know that he will not let her leave under any circumstances. Desperate for this one chance to maybe find her parents, Anne offers to let Mr. Hands fuck her. He takes her virginity right there in the office, and after he cums he tells her that he is still going to send someone else instead. She lashes out in a rage and he ends up locking her in a closet.

Also, can we just talk about the adorable AF dress this girl is sporting? I mean, she’s not wearing it long but with Small Hands in the room you can’t blame the girl.

That evening, “not a rapper” Jon Jon goes on the hunt for a guitar tuner and Jordyn Shane is all too ready to help him hit the right notes. Watching Jordyn as she sucks down deep on Jon’s plentiful cock is hot as hell and if you like the contrast of interracial fucking, with the added hotness of a tattooed rock chick being the one on the receiving end of a big black cock, then this scene is pitch-perfect.

With its tongue firmly in its own cheek (when it’s not busy doing something else), ‘Making the Band’ is porn parody at its very best. BurningAngel have a knack for mixing just the right about of humour with hot sex that keeps the viewer not just hard, but actually hanging on to the story. The moment where Xander consoles his “brother” Tommy after their elimination has some real tenderness to it, and it’s clear to see that all the actors had a lot of fun making this.

Later that night, Seth Gamble is up late working on his song when he’s joined by Nikki Hearts. They get talking about why they want to be rock stars. For Nikki, it’s all about the groupies, which is something that gets Seth kind of horny. He says he’s not the type to get on his knees, so Nikki compromises and I, for one, am really glad she did because as hot as she looks, she looks even hotter when she’s sucking on a hard cock.

The third episode in the series, this scene is less parody and way more porn, which is definitely not a bad thing. But this is BurningAngel , and of course, nothing is taken too seriously, which is always part of their charm. In fact, Joanna and her team have worked really hard to find that fine line between straight-up porn and entertainment and they really hit it with this one!

Kleio‘s body is super ripped for this parody. In one scene, you see Kleio riding reverse cowgirl on Derrick Pierce‘s cock, and her rock hard abs and bouncing tits look magnificent. I was hoping Derrick would finish the scene by making Kleio “take one on the chin”, but he chose to go for a body shot instead. Oh well, there’s always hope for round two!

As a side note, in radio interviews promoting this scene for Burning Angel, Kleio has stated that she would love to go out on a date with Ronda Rousey. Oh please God, make this happen and please let the Burning Angel cameras be there to catch all the “action”! Kleio will definitely turn Ronda into a lover, not a fighter.

Made as a parody to Tim Burton’s Nightmare before Christmas, Burning Angel‘s Nightmare Before XXXmas is surely going to make a lot of people wet themselves. The artists put very much effort into the characters and acting and as a fan of the film I must say is a well-done parody. Sally’s got a tight pussy, and she plays alone on Xmas with nothing but a purple dildo, when Jack cums with a hard-on to her rescue. I must say I liked the song very much, is both funny and arousing, and the way the two characters fall for one another is beyond pretty. The rest is just “hot ragged doll and skeleton sex”. Merry XXXmas!

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In this comedic spoof of the sci-fi genre, Jessie Lee and Seth Gamble go at it like hammer and nails, presumably to make sure that his ‘perfect penis’ is up to snuff to bring back to her home world (spoilers: its not). But that doesn’t make this video any less enjoyable. Defiantly worth a watch.

Head over to BurningAngel to watch the hot preview video and check out the free bonus gallery too!

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Burning Angel just launched their promotional site for L.A. Pink. Spoofs and parodies are very popular in porn right now and who would be better to do the fuck version of TLC’s L.A. Ink? Joanna Angel makes for a more plausible Kat Von D knockoff than most of the porn spoofs manage to cast and hopefully the High Voltage Tattoo crew have the right sense of humor to take this release for what it is. Although, from watching the show, I would bet they won’t.

Burning Angel’s new L.A. Pink promo site is nicely done and features trailers for the DVD, along with lots of free sample galleries, including behind the scenes shots and hot pics of the cast in each of their scenes. The Misty Dawn scene looks worth the price all on it’s own, although I think they could have easily found a more heavily inked woodsman than James Deen. I think she’s one of the hottest girls in all of smut right now. KittyTwo might fight me to put Draven (who they call ‘Nicole Sevvven’ for some reason in the galleries) in that top spot though. The downloads area offers banners and sexy wallpapers of the cast, although oddly enough nobody seems to have noticed have wrong URL (LAPinxxx.com?) on the wallpapers, and the promo site also features a news blog that, given the size of this production and all the people they have involved in this project so far, surprisingly still doesn’t have any news on it. But, the L.A. Pink site does give you a good idea of what to expect from the DVD and on the overall is slick and good looking.

I really like that they put so much energy and resource into making L.A. Pink. They got a great cast, the locations are well designed, and the sex looks like it will be action packed and fun to watch. But, there is a fine line between good natured parody and mean spirited mockery and from what I’ve seen so far, this production doesn’t seem to stay far enough on the good side of that. Knowing a thing or two about the tattoo world and the altporn DVD audience, I don’t expect the viewers will mind an undertone of petty bitter competitive jealousy though.