Of course, no Jason cosplay is complete without a big bolo machete that she can use to hack your doubts and fears into pieces. This piece is exceedingly creepy and at the same time, so hot I’d actually like to get killed by WingID_Lust’s version of Jason, except this one doesn’t kill on Friday the 13th, but she does do a mean booty-bop to Friday by Rebecca Black!

Also, I really like how Kati3kat releases her great creative genius during the show by drawing spoopy works of art. When she’s not mastering the sharpie, that means her boobs are gonna come out soon and you wanna be there to see that, believe me. Besides, how often do you get to see a vampire mermaid princess’s boobs? Exactly.