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Ultimate Surrender: Ninjas vs Goddesses

BedaHoydenish — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:11:54 +0000

If there is something more patriotically American than tough naked women wrestling naked in blue and red bikinis, I do not want to know what it is. Unless it also involves white bikinis, explosives, BBQ, and apple pie. In that case, it will pretty much look like the party my friends and I are throwing in my backyard later today. If it involves four rounds and strap-on sex, my house party is only a good bet if you stay late enough tonight, but Ultimate Surrender has that five times a month with hours of streaming or downloadable video and thousands of pictures.

Ultimate Surrender writes:

LIVE TAG TEAM LEAGUE
The Ninja’s(1-0) vs The Goddesses (0-0)
Performers: Isis Love, Vendetta, Calico, Claire Dames
2009 TAG TEAM LEAGUE
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE

TEAM NINJA
Isis Love & Vendetta
Combined HT:132″
Combined WT: 255lbs
Record:(1-0)

TEAM GODDESS
Claire Dames & Calico
Combined HT:129″
Combined WT: 242lbs
Record:(0-0)

Welcome to Ultimate Surrender’s 2009 Tag Team League. Team Ninja vs Team Goddess. Four girls, non-scripted, real tag team action.

This is the start of the new 2009 Tag Team Season. New teams; new wrestlers. The Beginning of what will be the the most brutal Tag Team Season yet!

The Ninja’s have scored a new permanent wrestler in the form of Isis Love. Isis has come out of retirement to wrestle for the elite Tag Team League. This team is now the team to beat.

Team Goddess is in real trouble today. Both their regular wrestlers are out due to injuries. Stepping in at the last minute are Claire Dames with her huge tits, and Calico with her sexy lithe frame. They don’t stand a chance in Hell but it will be fun watching them get their beautiful asses kicked!

This is the third match of the new 2009 Tag Team season: 5 teams battle to see who will be crowned the Champion. If you have not joined yet, now is the time! This is the ground floor of the most brutal and sexiest wrestling league on the net.

Nerdpr0n: pirates vs. ninjas

Truant — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:40:15 +0000

Ah, the age old question. It’s like dork Zen. Personally, I lean a bit toward the pirate side, but ultimately I think one should strive to be a true pirate ninja hybrid. Maybe that’s what Anna and Gala are trying to create together in this recent fun and comical Nerdpr0n update.

Nerdpr0n writes:

I was just sitting on the deck, drinking my grog when all of a sudden a ninja* sneaks up on me! After a pitched battle, I rip off the ninja’s mask and discover a hot chick…and then I think we can all guess what happens after that. I guess ninjas and pirates do get along! Sometimes. When boobies are involved.

*played by Gala… I mean, a real live ninja!

Burning Angel: Neon Neon Neon

EdRoth — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 18:52:49 +0000

This set has the word “ninja” attached to it, but she clearly has pirate titties. I don’t get it.

Burning Angel writes:

No matter what Neon does, what she wears, where she moves to, or what color she dies her hair she manages to remain consistently smoking hot. In this ridiculous unpredictable chaotic life we live in, it’s nice to have something stable you can always count on.

Neon and your lovely boobs, thank you for balancing out the entropy in the universe.