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Nerdpr0n: Bedtime with Cthulhu

KurtLoaded — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:00:07 +0000

This is not the absolute sexiest shot we’ve ever seen of Anna from Nerdpr0n, but sometimes snuggles can be pretty inviting too. I think Cthulhu would give me wet dreams of tentacle sex, but I know she’d understand. Thos sock monkey slippers would have to go though.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Just a little bedtime story…snuggled up with my tea, my comics and my Cthulhu . Because Cthulhu is better than any teddy bear for keeping me warm and safe at night.

Nerdpr0n: Hot Frolic in the Snow

Truant — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:00:17 +0000

It’s been a little while since we’ve gotten our hot Nerdpr0n fix, so it’s great to see sexy Anna out there naked and having fun. I was just checking out her site to see what was new and totally got Rick Rolled by her 401 Authorization Required error page. Nerd humor, does it ever get old? Well, yes, but we enjoy it anyway because it’s nerd humor and it wouldn’t be funny if it weren’t. Anna is looking pretty hot in that colorful lingerie and I bet we could make some pretty messed up snow angels together. Warming up those chilly nipples sounds like a good way to spend a snow day. Staying in for hot butter schnapps sounds pretty tempting too, so long as it comes with hot naked girls in need of some warm snuggles. Go check Nerdpr0n out, it has a lot of sexy personality.

Nerdpr0n writes:

A good way to perk up some crappy weather is to get out, frolic in the snow, and do a little striptease for whoever might be watching! And of course right afterwards I had a nice hot mug of cider and butterschnapps and a good roll in the hay to warm me up.

Nerdpr0n: Frilly Exhibitionist

Truant — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:56:09 +0000

Curvy brainy Gothic girls with pale skin, tattoos, piercings, glasses, and hot lingerie? Wow, our hot friend Anna from Nerdpr0n going for a triple word score on this one. It’s almost like some sort of sexy dream sequence where I get everything I want.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Every once in a while I’ll see an outfit that makes me gasp, I’m so delighted. So when I saw this lacy frilly pink thing, I couldn’t resist. You can tell how much fun I had wearing it…and maybe showing off to the neighbors

Nerdpr0n: pink DS

Cutter — Sun, 18 May 2008 23:20:07 +0000

Oh how we love cute black lingerie, fishnets, and matching glasses. May does seem like a funny time to be showing off your Christmas presents, but if it gets Nerdpr0n Anna out of her pants, we’re all for it.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Ok, it’s not so new, it was a Christmas present…but it’s still shiny like it’s new and it’s PINK and it’s light and it’s awesome. So here is my ode to the pink DS set! PS – there’s a wonderful new pair of knee-high Converses in this set! XD

Nerdpr0n: rockstar bookworm

Truant — Sun, 11 May 2008 11:13:14 +0000

I’ve given Anna a hard time in the past, but one of things that I really do enjoy about her is when she is communicating genuine exuberance about the things she enjoys. It’s great to see her happy and excited.

Nerdpr0n writes:

I finally finished my grueling semester, and I had an orgy…of books! This is the pile of books I plowed through a couple of weeks ago. I’ve got a new pile that I’m plowing through now. Ahhhh… free time!I!11!one!!

Nerdpr0n: Anna is Ready for the Fat Man

Truant — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 17:10:47 +0000

It’s true, I have been know to snark a bit about sexy Nerdpr0n Anna’s dorky taste in witty slogan t-shirts, or more accurately question their alternative cred, but this one is just too cute. Besides, it’s Christmas, and I think a naughty girl like her sure has some splainin’ to do, as Ricky would often say. It looks like she’s ready to pounce on the poor old guy too and wrap those long striped stocking clad legs around his jolly red suit. Better than milk and cookies for sure.

Nerdpr0n: Anna has a Secret

Truant — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 09:02:52 +0000

Seeing NerdPr0n Anna getting down with her frisky friends is something we always look forward to here and Secret is a real treat on her own! Nice bright red hair and some playful piercings make for an enjoyably hot video to watch. We’re big fans of the sexy lingerie too. YOu could tell these two knew what they were going to be doing tonight.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Forgot to mention…part 1 of some sexy escapades with Secret is now up! see this movie and much more at my site!

Nerdpr0n: Introducing Eva

Truant — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:00:46 +0000

Nerdpr0n Anna sure seems to have a lot of horny girlfriends, she really does seem to know how to charm the pants off cutie nerd chicks and we’re lucky enough to get to watch. Talking someone out of Wow can be a real challenge too, even for hot sex, or so I’ve been told, heh. Now all I can think about is a porno version of Jimmy Fallon’s office tech guy skit from SNL… *sigh* MOVE!

Nerdpr0n writes:

This is a fun little set introducing a really, really fucking hot friend of mine. I wanted to get some action, but my friend Eva was just sitting there, playing WoW…so I took matters in my own hands and seduced her! As you can see she changed her mind pretty quickly…

Nerdpr0n: a clockwork Anna

Truant — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:45:47 +0000

Somehow, I have a little trouble picturing sweet Anna being down for a little of the good old ultra-violence and gang rape, but it is Halloween and maybe there is a dark side to her we haven’t discovered yet. I think there was supposed to be a ridiculous codpiece athletic cup to complete this outfit, but she is looking mighty sexy in that semi transparent wife beater. I’m also really glad she didn’t go with the forcipts in the eyelids headgear.

Nerdpr0n writes:

More cosplay month fun this week with Alex from A Clockwork Orange! This was a very fun set to do, as you can probably tell. Enjoy! Next costume update will show up a little early, on Halloween, so I can squeeze in onnnne more costume before the month is over.

Nerdpr0n: that time of the year

Truant — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:52:15 +0000

Nerdpr0n Anna has been doing an entire month of sexy this and that costumes in her month long celebration of Halloween, and we thought she looked particularly enticing in this hot little Wonder Woman get-up. I’ve always thought her lasso of truth was kind of sexy in a depraved bondage sort of way. I wonder if Wonder Woman approves of water boarding? But, back to the point, Anna looks like a lot of fun in this little number. Check out all the other outfits she’s in and out of this month on Nerdpr0n.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Halloween is this month so I’ve decided to give October a little twist….all this month’s photo sets will have me in costume! YAY! To kick off the costume fun, here’s me in a delightful lil’ wonder woman outfit, circa the golden age! Fun fun fun…I can’t wait to see what the rest of this month brings.

Nerdpr0n: off with their heads!

Truant — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:13:18 +0000

Everybody is getting ready for Halloween, which really should be a month long celebration if you ask me. Dressing up is fun and we also enjoy the opportunity to be a little more lenient when it comes to costumed looks vs. more authentic alt-culture looks. Oh, and there is candy. Anna looks fetching in her velveteen goth Queen of Hearts costume and we’re big fans of the fancy panties. Check out Nerdpr0n this month, because Anna is doing all sorts of fun costume play.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Cosplay month continues! Today, I’m stern, imposing and slightly loony Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland’s pack of cards, complete with crown, frilly underskirt, and ruffle-butt panties. Enjoy!

Nerdpr0n: sporkalicious

Truant — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:36:19 +0000

Speaking of yummy cupcakes, I think sporks are the perfect cupcake eating tool, and this made me think of this sexy sporky update Anna had a while back on Nerdpr0n. All she needs are some cupcakes and she’s be ready to go!

Nerdpr0n writes:

Mmmm….sporks! Not only do have a t-shirt with a happy mixed-silverware family on it, I have some shiny black sporks that I yoinked from Taco Bell. You never know when you might need a spork, so I keep myself a stockpile…

Nerdpr0n: yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Truant — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:25:15 +0000

How exactly we missed Talk Like a Pirated Day, I’m not really sure, all I seem to have is a huge hangover. I must have confused it with Drink Like a Pirate Day! But, there are some cute AltPirates in the inbox that I figured you’d enjoy. Besides, it’s not very pirate like to be on time anyway. Arrrrrg!

Here we have Nerdpr0n Anna, who can always be counted on for a fun themed outfit. Looks like she’s going to end up three sheets to the wind, just like me. Maybe they should change the name of the holiday. I talk like a pirate when I’m drunk anyway.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Arrrr! International talk like a pirate day was this week, me mateys, and here is a photo set of a beauty for ye! You might recognize this getup from a similar one I wore in the fabled pirate-ninja set with Gala. Enjoy!

Nerdpr0n: dot matrix fun!

Cutter — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:30:19 +0000

Nerds do seem to be excited about the weirdest stuff, but it’s always nice to see cute girls having fun together. That looks like papercut hell to me, but licking the wounds might just be totally worth it. And yeah Anna, your friend Britt does look pretty hawt. We’d love to see more of her too.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Dot matrix printers? Remember them? Remember the paper with the holes you tore off the sides? No? Hopefully this cute and retro set will jog your memory. Here is a hawt set with my hawt friend Britt…what better use for dot matrix paper than to romp around in piles of it with a pretty girl? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Hope you enjoy this set as much as I enjoyed getting it on with her…*evil grin*

Nerdpr0n: oooooh, shiny

Truant — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:50:21 +0000

Sexy nerd Anna concludes her two part Nerdpr0n series with the introduction of a shiny new sex toy, demonstrating it’s proper usage. Glass and acrylic sex toy pretty much always make for really hot pictures and she looks so happy with her new toy too. Hot stuff for sure.

Nerdpr0n writes:

This week’s photo set is last week’s happy ending…pun intended! Enjoy. all this and bunches and bunches more at my site!…

Nerdpr0n: Anna Loves Lingerie

Cutter — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:32:15 +0000

It’s been a while since we checked in on our old friend Anna and her adventures in Nerdpr0n, so we thought we’d mention that she’s sporting some sexy lingerie this week, apparently along with some sexy cuban-heeled stockings we wouldn’t mind taking a closer look at. We do love the stockings and garters.

Nerdpr0n writes:

I got super glammed up for this shoot because…because…because I felt like it dammit. This is my first time ever in cuban-heeled stockings, and goodness, I love them, and I suspect you will too. Check it out! And stay tuned for next week’s incredible conclusion to this shoot. No, I’m not telling, it’ll be a surprise!

Nerdpr0n: a sleepy morning…

Cutter — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 22:00:16 +0000

I love the smell of nerdy girls in the morning, it smells like… victory!

Hot naked pictures of girls in various interesting vacation locations are actually really sexy and fun in general and we’d love to see more.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Here’s another set shot while I was off in Ireland. This time, it’s a sleepy morning photo shoot (kind of like morning sex with a camera *winks*) after a long night of drinking Guinness…enjoy!

Nerdpr0n: nerdettes

Cutter — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:05:13 +0000

Nerdpr0n Anna’s redheaded friend is a cutie (although that neon pig in the background is creeping me out a little for some reason) and seeing people who are really into each other having sex is always really hot. According to Anna, she also posted a video of herself getting her nipples pierced this week, so if you want to see that, now is your chance.

Nerdpr0n writes:

This is my totally hot friend Marie, who is even nerdier than I am. You might recognize her from the Europe candids – she’s the girl I went to Europe with. As you can tell from these pictures, this isn’t just porn star sex…we are honestly really into each other and boy, does it show! Enjoy these pictures…I know I did. *lecherous* Oh, and by the way, this is only half of the shoot…there was too much hot lesbian sex to fit into one update! Keep your eyes peeled for next week’s fantastic conclusion.

Nerdpr0n: bush

Truant — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:22:15 +0000

I’m all for fun outdoor nudity and pale skinned girls, so this set of Nerdpr0n Anna playing nude in the woods is fun and enjoyable to get to see.

Nerdpr0n writes:

I may be a pasty white nerd, but every now and again I like to walk around in the woods and enjoy the sunshine. Naked, of course! Here’s another shoot showcasing my rare bush. Here’s my favorite shot from the set!

Nerdpr0n: Flashing Parliament

Cutter — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:12:10 +0000

Anna is upset with us for poking fun at her post ironic nerd-chic t-shirt collection, but this is what we really love to see. This is SO much hotter than a Chococat t-shirt or Green Lantern underwear. Hanging, out nude and wet, on the old city rooftop overlooking the Irish Parliament building sounds like an exciting unforgettable adventure. We’re here to support what is good and challenge people to try harder and explore more unique sexy creative areas and media and we applaud interesting hot stuff like this. Now I just want to know what building that is. That looks like a GREAT place to have sex!

Nerdpr0n writes:

Here’s a cute little set of me relaxing and unwinding the bathtub, after a long day of touring Dublin. As you can tell by how pink my skin is, I love my baths blisteringly hot, and eventually I got so hot I had to get out of the bathtub, climb out of the hotel window and cool off in a nice cool Irish breeze. … Right in front of the Ireland Parliament building. XD

Nerdpr0n: What’s with all the stuff?

Truant — Sat, 12 May 2007 01:30:13 +0000

Don’t get me wrong, I know a number of people that are really into Anna and her Nerdpr0n site, but I do have to wonder a bit if the whole kitch consumerist store bought ‘nrrd’ chic trend isn’t at least a little bit offensive to the genuinely intellectually marginalized nerds of the world. It just seems like all the updates are focused around trendy accessories like ThinkGeek nerf projectile toys, Schrödinger’s cat pun shirts, ironic Hello Kitty merch, or…well, I don’t even know how argyle socks fit in there. It all just kind of comes across a bit shallow, particularly when she snipes at other ‘stereotypical’ girls. I guess my feeling is that if you can dish it out, you should be able to take it too. Just about all the friends I would consider nerds don’t have enough fashion sense to know which t-shirt makes them hip. They have other brilliant qualities I really admire. They are sexy exactly because of their refreshing near total lack of body consious fashion obsession.

Nerdpr0n writes:

1) A lot of porn sites have the stereotypical “girls with guns omgwtf!!” photo sets. Now, mind you, a girl with a steel gun can be a hot…but a girl with a nerf gun is hotter. Right? Right! So here I am with a few of my favorite lethal weapons.

2) I can’t post this without a cheesy physics joke. “The Humane Society has placed up for adoption a lovable cat that was recently removed from the laboratory of a noted physicist. The animal was abused repeatedly, having been exposed to poisonous gas and also being placed in close proximity to radio activity. Cruel experiments like this can not be tolerated. The owner has been charged with numerous counts of animal cruelty. Dr. Schrodinger’s cat is recovering nicely, however.” (Cribbed from here.)

3) This tee is the snuggliest, bestest tee ever…it’s cute as hell and I love the way it feels on me. And off me! And the stockings…man! they’re fantastic! Hope you enjoy this set as much as I enjoyed making it!

4) I think the title of this set says it all: mmm, argyle! There’s nothing cuter than a girl in argyles and her undies, right? Unless it’s a girl in her undies frolicking on the stairs…

Nerdpr0n: Sexy Stripey Stockings!

Truant — Wed, 02 May 2007 23:50:12 +0000

You know what says sophistication even more than girls with glasses? Girls in nice expensive stockings and glasses! NerdPr0n Anna gets her sexy office worker fetish on for her members in this kinky undergarment series.

Nerdpr0n writes:

You guys, when I found these stockings on Sock Dreams, my head just about exploded. So stripey! So classy! So…stripey! I loved them at first sight, and I hope you will too.

Nerdpr0n: pirates vs. ninjas

Truant — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:40:15 +0000

Ah, the age old question. It’s like dork Zen. Personally, I lean a bit toward the pirate side, but ultimately I think one should strive to be a true pirate ninja hybrid. Maybe that’s what Anna and Gala are trying to create together in this recent fun and comical Nerdpr0n update.

Nerdpr0n writes:

I was just sitting on the deck, drinking my grog when all of a sudden a ninja* sneaks up on me! After a pitched battle, I rip off the ninja’s mask and discover a hot chick…and then I think we can all guess what happens after that. I guess ninjas and pirates do get along! Sometimes. When boobies are involved.

*played by Gala… I mean, a real live ninja!

Nerdpr0n: a nerdy secretary

Truant — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:50:16 +0000

Given that we seem to be all excited about Dungeons & Dragons and nerdy girls in sexy glasses and stuff today, we couldn’t forget about Anna’s Nerdpr0n site. I really like those stockings. From the looks of it, she’s out to roleplay some kinky scenes from The Secretary. Great, now I’m going to be thinking about spanking her with that clipboard all day.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Wouldn’t it be nice to have a scantily-clad girl on hand to record all your dice rolls? Yes, yes it would… Luckily, with nerdpr0n girls,anything is possible!

Nerdpr0n: naked Wii video

Truant — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 22:50:15 +0000

You know what’s weird? I have yet to see a girl fucking a Wii controller. I run across obscene shots of every new iPod release placed snugly up inside some young hipster guy or girl’s excited orifi, but no Wii wanking. It seems like a much better shape for the job too. I want to see someone playing Action Girls Racing with a Wii Wand up their butt. I want to see a dirty no hands booty shaking bowling champ. Lesbian hands free ‘boxing’ could work, talk about a pay-per-view opportunity! But, until we have all that, Wii have Anna and her naked nerdy play friends.

Nerdpr0n writes:

AAnd now, the moment everyone has been waiting for…a video of me and Gala playing the Wii naked! Sorry the screenshot is so blurry, but damn! it’s hard to get a still shot of two girls beating the crap out of each other in WiiSports Boxing.