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Strawberry Targaryen Mother of Dragons SophiaLocke

KurtLoaded — Mon, 18 May 2015 03:15:20 +0000

Sexy Cam goddess SophiaLocke is shooting the breeze as it were with her friends and fans. I love her conversation skills and it’s cute to see SophiaLocke after a couple shots too. Right now, she’s showing off her cool Bad Dragon fantasy dildos. There are three of them there, in different colors, so the Mother of Dragons jokes are pretty much a requirement. SophiaLocke says the realistic animal cock are not as appealing to her, but the mythical dragon ones are really fun. She particularly likes their girth, and that’s hot. So, SophiaLocke is like a strawberry Targaryen. Also, she’s talking about all the very hot pornos she’s been shooting for some of the top companies lately. We love SophiaLocke over here. She’s just so good at what she does and so sexy too. Now, I want to see those Dragon cock toys in use! Also, I enjoy seeing her play naked therapist and break down the occasional troll with frightfully entertaining psychotherapy.

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

Username: SophiaLocke
CamScore: 9123
Gender: Female
Body Type: Athletic
Age: 30
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Non Smoker

Pixel-Vixens: Super Sexy Rhyan Rotten Flutters Cosplay

Truant — Sat, 08 Mar 2014 22:30:44 +0000

Rhyan Rotten just had an adorable and very sexy Flutters themed Cosplay update post on Pixel-Vixens and she looks gorgeous. I love the playful yellow accessories and cute wings on her and once things start coming off, O.M.G! I love how Rhyan Rotten plays both parts shy & innocent while at the same time doing one of the hottest updates. Rhyan Rotten even shows off how she can put her ankles behind her head! It’s amazing. I have to say that I’m not the biggest fan of the Pixel-Vixens image viewer, but the set it’s self is completely worth checking out. I’m not even sure which samples to use because there are so many images I really like.

Pixel Vixens writes:

Name: Rhyan Rotten
Birthday: August 09
Location: Cin-City
Website: rhyanrotten.tumblr.com
About Me:
there’s not a day i’m not dressing up in a character i’ve created that day or painting my face green to look like a alien babe i’ve just seen on star trek. i can’t pinpoint where it all started but it might have been he fact i was a saturday cartoon kid. i’m obsessed with cartoons. collecting pokemon cards and drooling over rogue were only a few of my favorite things. you can normally find me fashioning a cape out of leftover scraps of something i’ve cut up and doing pole tricks on anything i can.

Pixel-Vixens: Kali Neko no Kage HCSS Cosplay

Truant — Thu, 09 Jan 2014 01:57:32 +0000

I have not been able to find a lot of info on this cool HCSS(?) cosplay update of a girl called Kali Neko no Kage on Pixel-Vixens, but it sure looks good. I love the woodland setting and the amazing costuming, plus that hot body under the hooded cape! I have to admit I’m not familliar with the story associated with the character, but I’ve seen it done before and this is a great rendition.

Pixel Vixens writes:

Kali Neko no Kage

BurningAngel: Sexy Severin Graves Dorky Double-Team

Truant — Sat, 20 Jul 2013 19:00:41 +0000

I’ve always enjoyed seeing sexy Severin Graves and this new BurningAngel scene is a real treat. Continuing in the BA dirty schoolgirl tradition, punky bad girl Severin Graves has a run-in with a couple of unsmooth nerds, but makes the most of it by letting them double-team her hot body in the storage area. Watching her take both cocks on at once is only topped by the shots of all that nerd-spooge running down her colorfully tattooed chest. I love her ‘shut-up and fuck me’ attitude, let’s just say the acting was convincing on that part. Plus, Severin Graves really looked like she was turned on and excited to do the scene, which I love to see.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention AltPorn.net has arranged to offer discounted BurningAngel memberships for a limited time! Just put ‘altporn‘ in the promo code box when you join and we’ll get you 20% off! Use it while it lasts and check out all the fun new features BurningAngel just added.

Burning Angel writes:

Total fucking dork lords Danny and Wolf blew up goth schoolgirl Severin Graves‘ spot in her secret smoking area. Because they clearly don’t smoke and just wanted to impress this punk bad girl, they ended up embarassing themselves and almost got them all caught by a teacher! The guys were trying to pretend they weren’t freaked out about breaking school rules, but that just gave Severin an idea: BREAK MORE RULES! …by letting them violate her ass and pussy and double-penetrating her in the storage closet!

Starring: Danny Wylde, Severin Graves, Wolf Hudson
Music : Xgirlfriend Experience

Pixel-Vixens: Cosplay Kitty Lux Meow

CherryTreats — Tue, 21 May 2013 19:45:39 +0000

Meow! Who’s this sexy kitty in this update from Pixel-Vixens? It’s Lux clad in a big white kitten suit and blue hair as Felicia from Darkstalkers, looking straight out of a fanboy’s wet dreams. I don’t think the adage “harmless as a kitten” applies here, because clearly kitty has claws! She’s playing with a toy mouse and just having a lot of fun. This is the first gallery I’ve seen on Pixel-Vixens, but I love the bright colors used in this photo shoot, especially the blue of her wig and pink of her paws. Lux has this great playful nature in her face and body language. But the kitty must be in heat, because she’s stripping off her clothes! And even if she’s naked, she’s still got on her kitty accessories. I admire any girl who commits herself to her character that much! I like Lux‘s cute round ass and her perfect breasts, in addition to her costume, Lux seems to be having a great time, which I appreciate, because her smile looks genuine and she’s happy. I loved this shoot, and can’t wait to see what other characters Lux has up her sleeve.

Pixel Vixens writes:

Meow

Payback Baby: Introducing Sara Lou

Truant — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:35:54 +0000

Payback Baby! just introduced luscious little bookworm babe Sara Lou to their members with this hot after school special set. Even the little environmental details are fun to check out, from the Engelsk to Dansk school books to the creepy tarantula jars on the windowsill. It all fits in this this hot little Gothic schoolgirl set. I love her dark Wednesday Addams look, with her smokey eyes, pouty pierced lip, damaged stockings and the classic uniform plaid skirt. Sara Lou‘s perfectly shaved pussy is worth some study time too! So, let’s hear it for Payback Baby! bringing us the dangerous hot spooky nerd porn we love.

Payback Baby writes:

We are proud to introduce to you, the newest leaf on the petal on the Payback Baby! flower! In her first set, Sara Lou gives us her dirty inner school girl. We get go enjoy lots and lots of her petite yet curvy body and her very nice buns Give her a warm welcome and without further ado, here’s Johnn… No wait… Here’s Sara Lou!

Sara Lou says: I have always wanted to do a shoot like this. I am a bookworm, a history lover… I am the geek who always sits up front. In between my busy studies, I had time to shoot my first set for Payback Baby! and I’ve been so excited to see the result. Hope you will like it. Behind those thick glasses is a girl, eager to teach you a thing or two. Dare to study with me?

Nerdpr0n: off with their heads!

Truant — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:13:18 +0000

Everybody is getting ready for Halloween, which really should be a month long celebration if you ask me. Dressing up is fun and we also enjoy the opportunity to be a little more lenient when it comes to costumed looks vs. more authentic alt-culture looks. Oh, and there is candy. Anna looks fetching in her velveteen goth Queen of Hearts costume and we’re big fans of the fancy panties. Check out Nerdpr0n this month, because Anna is doing all sorts of fun costume play.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Cosplay month continues! Today, I’m stern, imposing and slightly loony Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland’s pack of cards, complete with crown, frilly underskirt, and ruffle-butt panties. Enjoy!

Nerdpr0n: yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Truant — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:25:15 +0000

How exactly we missed Talk Like a Pirated Day, I’m not really sure, all I seem to have is a huge hangover. I must have confused it with Drink Like a Pirate Day! But, there are some cute AltPirates in the inbox that I figured you’d enjoy. Besides, it’s not very pirate like to be on time anyway. Arrrrrg!

Here we have Nerdpr0n Anna, who can always be counted on for a fun themed outfit. Looks like she’s going to end up three sheets to the wind, just like me. Maybe they should change the name of the holiday. I talk like a pirate when I’m drunk anyway.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Arrrr! International talk like a pirate day was this week, me mateys, and here is a photo set of a beauty for ye! You might recognize this getup from a similar one I wore in the fabled pirate-ninja set with Gala. Enjoy!

Nerdpr0n: dot matrix fun!

Cutter — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:30:19 +0000

Nerds do seem to be excited about the weirdest stuff, but it’s always nice to see cute girls having fun together. That looks like papercut hell to me, but licking the wounds might just be totally worth it. And yeah Anna, your friend Britt does look pretty hawt. We’d love to see more of her too.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Dot matrix printers? Remember them? Remember the paper with the holes you tore off the sides? No? Hopefully this cute and retro set will jog your memory. Here is a hawt set with my hawt friend Britt…what better use for dot matrix paper than to romp around in piles of it with a pretty girl? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Hope you enjoy this set as much as I enjoyed getting it on with her…*evil grin*

Nerdpr0n: Anna Loves Lingerie

Cutter — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:32:15 +0000

It’s been a while since we checked in on our old friend Anna and her adventures in Nerdpr0n, so we thought we’d mention that she’s sporting some sexy lingerie this week, apparently along with some sexy cuban-heeled stockings we wouldn’t mind taking a closer look at. We do love the stockings and garters.

Nerdpr0n writes:

I got super glammed up for this shoot because…because…because I felt like it dammit. This is my first time ever in cuban-heeled stockings, and goodness, I love them, and I suspect you will too. Check it out! And stay tuned for next week’s incredible conclusion to this shoot. No, I’m not telling, it’ll be a surprise!

Nerdpr0n: Nintendo wheeeee!

Truant — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 16:00:36 +0000

I’ve been looking at a lot of sites with pictures of broken plasma screens. Apparently people get VERY excited and end up throwing the Wii controllers through their set. The problem is some sort of design flaw in the controller strap or somesuch, and now I’m thinking wow, I’d much rather look at some cuties shaking her bare ass around than swing my arms wildly at the TV. Actually, I do that anyway, but it’s usually for CNN. Anyhow, I think Anna just might be bringing me back around to being interested in this console. Maybe strip NfS Carbon, followed with some swing assistance on Super Swing Golf. That could get cozy.

Nerdpr0n writes:

See that big grin on my face? It’s ‘cuz Christmas is here early and I gifted myself with an awesome new video game console see it all exclusively at my site!…