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		<title>ZFilmz: A Slap of Color with Anuskatzz</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2025 05:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The kink scene is often associated with shiny blacks and deep reds, with other dark tones making a guest appearance in what is generally a very serious scenario. In this Z-Filmz movie, however, featuring the talented Anuskatzz and Miss Medea as top and Bean serving them, the usual somber chromatisms are flipped over into a [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The kink scene is often associated with shiny blacks and deep reds, with other dark tones making a guest appearance in what is generally a very serious scenario. In this Z-Filmz movie, however, featuring the talented <a href="https://altporn.net/link/zfilmz.php" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Anuskatzz</a> and <a href="https://altporn.net/link/zfilmz.php" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Miss Medea</a> as top and <a href="https://altporn.net/link/zfilmz.php" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Bean</a> serving them, the usual somber chromatisms are flipped over into a colorful neon feast for the eyes as bright pinks and electric cyan take the center stage.</p>
<p>The trio explores some mild bondage, ball gagging and impact play in a gleeful, wet and enjoyable atmosphere. The bottom is stimulated as much as punished, serving the mistresses very willingly and with rather evident great pleasure, giggling her way through a <a href="https://altporn.net/link/zfilmz.php" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a>&#8216;s silicon tongue.</p>
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		<title>Welcome Hankey&#8217;s Toys as Platinum Sponsor of 2021 AltPorn Awards</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2021 23:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[We would like to welcome Hankey&#8217;s Toys as Platinum Sponsor of the 2021 AltPorn Awards. Hankey&#8217;s Toys is a leader in the premium fantasy toys marketplace, using the highest quality body-safe platinum silicone materials to fabricate some of the most creative and beautiful dildos in the world. From detailed sculpting to brilliantly colorful pouring, they [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We would like to welcome <a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com" target="_blank">Hankey&#8217;s Toys</a> as Platinum Sponsor of the 2021 AltPorn Awards. Hankey&#8217;s Toys is a leader in the premium fantasy toys marketplace, using the highest quality body-safe platinum silicone materials to fabricate some of the most creative and beautiful dildos in the world. From detailed sculpting to brilliantly colorful pouring, they set the high bar for adult sexual products in their field, offering an exciting range of designs from artistically realistic to truly exotic pieces. They are always adding more excitement, from their 2020 AltPorn Awards Best Butt Toy award-winning Sigmaloid to their enormous fantasy Ogre to their new Michael Vegas sculpt, we are always looking forward to what comes next from this impressively innovative creator. </p>
<p>The 2021 AltPorn Awards will be streamed with a live virtual red carpet on May 28. Nominee recommendations are being tabulated now and voting will be starting next week. Ticketing will be announced soon.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com" target="_blank"><img decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/MisterHankeysToysMalice-51-694x898.jpg" alt="Welcome Hankeys Toys as Platinum Sponsor of 2021 AltPorn Awards" width="694" height="898" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-237092" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/MisterHankeysToysMalice-51-694x898.jpg 694w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/MisterHankeysToysMalice-51-170x220.jpg 170w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/MisterHankeysToysMalice-51-348x450.jpg 348w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/MisterHankeysToysMalice-51-768x994.jpg 768w" sizes="(max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px" /></a></p>
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		<title>BlueBlood: Lum Huge Colors</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2019 05:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I admit it. My typical reaction when I see Hankey&#8217;s Toys is commonly one of unrestrained awe. For instance, as I was browsing my copy of AltStar Magazine recently, I stumbled on Lum&#8217;s interview and I was only able to let my jaw drop and I raised my voice to decant the holiness of bowel&#8217;s [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I admit it. My typical reaction when I see <a href="http://mrhankeystoys.com/" target="_blank" title="Mr.Hankey" rel="noopener">Hankey&#8217;s Toys</a> is commonly one of unrestrained awe. For instance, as I was browsing my copy of <a href="http://altstarmagazine.com/product-tag/lum/" target="_blank" title="Altstar" rel="noopener">AltStar Magazine</a> recently, I stumbled on Lum&#8217;s interview and I was only able to let my jaw drop and I raised my voice to decant the holiness of bowel&#8217;s fruit.  </p>
<p>True enough, the majesty of those dildos is perfectly matched by Lum&#8217;s lively attitude. And both go perfectly well with the bright, colorful cut given to the photoshoot by the team at <a href="https://altporn.net/link/blueblood.php" target="_blank" title="BlueBlood" rel="noopener">BlueBlood</a>. The veiny surfaces of the toys are caught in all of their hues by the vivid light, making it easier to compare their humongous weirdness with Lum&#8217;s petite body. Thinking of those huge toys paired with her tiny figure makes the scene all the more sexy.</p>
<p><a href="https://altporn.net/link/blueblood.php" target="_blank" title="BlueBlood" rel="noopener"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3286-694x463.jpg" alt="BlueBlood: Lum Huge Colors" width="694" height="463" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-145546" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3286-694x463.jpg 694w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3286-220x147.jpg 220w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3286-350x233.jpg 350w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3286-768x512.jpg 768w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3286.jpg 1350w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px" /></a></p>
<div><strong><a href="https://altporn.net/link/blueblood.php" target="_blank" title="BlueBlood" rel="noopener">BlueBlood writes</a>:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Hankey&#8217;s Toys customized one of their Dragons to color coordinate with Lum&#8217;s personal color scheme. Once we finished the assigned portion of our shoot, we all liked the beautiful work from Hankey&#8217;s Toys so much that it ended up being a bit of a Dragon and Centaur gangbang.<br />
&#8211;Amelia G</p></blockquote>
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<p><a href="https://altporn.net/link/blueblood.php" target="_blank" title="BlueBlood" rel="noopener"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3118.jpg" alt="BlueBlood: Lum Huge Colors" width="600" height="900" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-145544" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3118.jpg 600w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3118-147x220.jpg 147w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3118-300x450.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
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<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3301.jpg" alt="BlueBlood: Lum Huge Colors" width="600" height="900" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-145547" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3301.jpg 600w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3301-147x220.jpg 147w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3301-300x450.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3314.jpg" alt="BlueBlood: Lum Huge Colors" width="600" height="900" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-145548" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3314.jpg 600w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3314-147x220.jpg 147w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3314-300x450.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3321.jpg" alt="BlueBlood: Lum Huge Colors" width="600" height="900" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-145549" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3321.jpg 600w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3321-147x220.jpg 147w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/913B3321-300x450.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a></p>
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		<title>Sex Toys Unboxing: Mr. Hankey&#8217;s Big Daddy and Dragon</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2018 01:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a company known for packing seriously big toys for the most hungry holes. They have an array of life like and anthropomorphic models to chose from. Most of their toys are twelve plus inches of body safe platinum silicone goodness. For the first time ever Mr. Hankey’s has an &#8216;xtra small&#8217; [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey’s</a> Toys is a company known for packing seriously big toys for the most hungry holes. They have an array of life like and anthropomorphic models to chose from. Most of their toys are twelve plus inches of body safe platinum silicone goodness. For the first time ever <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey’s</a> has an <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankeyxs" target="_blank">&#8216;xtra small&#8217;</a> line of dildos, scaling down nine of their most popular models. Now even beginners can enjoy a product from <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey&#8217;s</a>.</p>
<p>Right away I knew I needed to get my hands on some of these toys so I chose two to try. I got <a href="http://altstar.link/mhbigdaddy" target="_blank">Big Daddy</a> in bubblegum pink and medium firmness. It has seven inches insertable length. It has awesome details like tiny veins all over the shaft. I also chose their metallic green <a href="http://altstar.link/mhdragon" target="_blank">Dragon</a> dildo. This thing is quite the work of art. It has six and a half inches insertable length and is covered in beautiful textured scales. <a href="http://altstar.link/mhbigdaddy" target="_blank">Big Daddy</a> is very opposite with less texture and a life like appearance and feel.</p>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" width="960" height="540" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rV9ReeHKf3Q?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m excited to share with you 2 toys from <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" target="_blank">www.mrhankeystoys.com</a> These toys are part of their new XS line! Check them out now ♡</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hankey&#8217;s Toys: New Solatok Shadowscale</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2018 22:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Fresh off their AltPorn Awards Best Toy win for the beautifully designed Seahorse, Mr. Hankey is wasting no time releasing more exciting and unique toys. Now they have launched the super blunt Solatok. There isn&#8217;t much warming up as that broad head will open you up with a thrilling sudden shock that will have your [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fresh off their <a href="https://altporn.net/news/2018/05/28/2018-altporn-awards-winners/">AltPorn Awards Best Toy</a> win for the beautifully designed <a href="http://altstar.link/seahorse" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Seahorse</a>, <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a> is wasting no time releasing more exciting and unique toys. Now they have launched the super blunt <a href="http://altstar.link/solatok" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Solatok</a>. There isn&#8217;t much warming up as that broad head will open you up with a thrilling sudden shock that will have your eyes rolling back in your head. The thick ridged shaft graduating to an even girthier knott once it&#8217;s filling your body. I have not seen a lot of toys in this shape, so wide and blunt, especially with this level of sculptural detail, and I can&#8217;t wait to see some of my favorite performers doing shows with it. I love the firm texture <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a> gets with their medically certified platinum silicone, which has just the right amount of pliable give, but some people also like the softer texture which is also available. I do wish the base were a just a bit wider than the knott, but I realize I could just order it with the Vac-U-Hole if I want a little more security or space to hold firmly.</p>
<p>Also, <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a> is running a sale right now on their new XS Series, which we just wrote up in the latest <a href="http://altstarmagazine.com/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">AltStar Magazine</a>, and the AltPorn Award winning <a href="http://altstar.link/seahorse" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Seahorse</a> design, now available in vibrant metallic green too.</p>
<p><a href="http://altstar.link/solatok" rel="noopener" target="_blank"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok2-694x254.jpg" alt="" width="694" height="254" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-119425" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok2-694x254.jpg 694w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok2-220x81.jpg 220w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok2-350x128.jpg 350w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok2-768x281.jpg 768w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok2.jpg 1147w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://altstar.link/solatok" rel="noopener" target="_blank"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok-header-694x525.jpg" alt="" width="694" height="525" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-119426" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok-header-694x525.jpg 694w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok-header-220x167.jpg 220w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok-header-350x265.jpg 350w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok-header-100x75.jpg 100w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok-header.jpg 700w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px" /></a></p>
<div><strong><a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" target="_blank" title="Free Cams">Mr. Hankey writes</a>:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Are you ready for the blunt force entry of the uniquely shaped <a href="http://altstar.link/solatok" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Solatok</a>? This sexy, muscular draconic wolf cock will hold you down, penetrate you with it&#8217;s brutal blunt tip, slide inside with it&#8217;s stocky ridged shaft and then POP! &#8211; it&#8217;s got you locked on with it&#8217;s big bulbous knot. Your insides will thank you once again&#8230; Special thanks to Solatok Shadowscale, the sexy hermaphrodite.</p></blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://altstar.link/solatok" rel="noopener" target="_blank"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok-694x220.jpg" alt="" width="694" height="220" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-119424" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok-694x220.jpg 694w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok-220x70.jpg 220w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok-350x111.jpg 350w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok-768x244.jpg 768w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/solatok.jpg 1040w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px" /></a></p>
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		<title>Welcome Mr. Hankey as Silver Sponsor of 2018 AltPorn Awards</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2018 17:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Mr. Hankey signed on as Silver Sponsor of the AltPorn.Net 2018 Altporn Awards, presented by MyFreeCams. The AltPorn Awards are taking place live in Los Angeles on May 26, 2018, open to the public at 1652 N Cherokee Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90028 at 10pm, with VIP only red carpet at 8:30pm. VIP attendees will [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a> signed on as Silver Sponsor of the AltPorn.Net 2018 Altporn Awards, presented by <a href="https://altporn.net/link/freecams.php" target="_blank">MyFreeCams</a>. The AltPorn Awards are taking place live in Los Angeles on May 26, 2018, open to the public at 1652 N Cherokee Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90028 at 10pm, with VIP only red carpet at 8:30pm. VIP attendees will receive goodie bags at the event.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re very happy to have <a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a> on board and think VIPs will be very entertained by what they are including in the swag bags. They specialize in top quality, luxuriously crafted toys, in 100% platinum silicone. The sculpting is very detailed on their impressively large and fantastic designs. The company has recently introduced a heavy duty strap-on harness, as <a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a> toys have sex machine and strap-on options, but their remarkable large sizes require a bit of extra support. Nobody does gargantuan toys like <a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a>. You can see <a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a>&#8216;s AltPorn Award nominated <a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/product-page/SEAHORSE" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Seahorse</a> in this photo with it being wielded by dangerously dominant AltPorn Award winner best burlesque Jenevieve Hexxx.</p>
<p><a href="https://altporn.net" target="_blank">AltPorn.Net</a> has been doing press coverage on the best in alternative erotica, alt.porn, counterculture, subculture, punk, goth, emo, tattooed, and just creatively offbeat sexy cool smut since 2003. We started giving the AltPorn Awards to honor excellence in alt work produced in 2010. </p>
<p>All this and an open bar. Please use the AltPorn.Net <a href="https://altporn.net/contact/" target="_blank">contact form</a> if you&#8217;d like to attend the event. Nominees, sponsors, press, industry, and <a href="https://altporn.net/link/freecams.php" target="_blank">MyFreeCams</a> cam girls are eligible for VIP guest list. The beautiful eight thousand square foot venue has a full stage ballroom with a gothic fountain, a dance floor, a fetish playroom, and a long entryway for red carpet arrivals. Presenting, Platinum, and Gold sponsorships are sold out, but there are a small number of Silver sponsorships space in our VIP swag bags, which are widely regarded as the best of any adult awards show. </p>
<p><a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com" target="_blank"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/mr-hankey-jenevieve-hexxx-modeling-694x898.jpg" alt="" width="694" height="898" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-115884" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/mr-hankey-jenevieve-hexxx-modeling.jpg 694w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/mr-hankey-jenevieve-hexxx-modeling-170x220.jpg 170w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/mr-hankey-jenevieve-hexxx-modeling-348x450.jpg 348w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px" /></a></p>
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		<title>AltPorn Awards Best Sex Toy 2018 Nominees</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2018 06:33:38 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The official 2018 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best Best Sex Toy (non-technical) Centaur &#8211; Mr Hankey Demogorgon &#8211; Bad Dragon G’lorp – Primal Hardwere Nofrilldo Series – Funkit Toys Pangolin – Funkit Toys Sackjack – OxBalls Seahorse &#8211; Mr Hankey Snug Plug Series – B-Vibe The Serpent and the Rat &#8211; Hole Punch Toys Zaratan [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The official 2018 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best Best Sex Toy</strong><br />
(non-technical)</p>
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<li><strong><a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/product-page/CENTAUR" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Centaur &#8211; Mr Hankey</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="https://bad-dragon.com/products/jason" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Demogorgon &#8211; Bad Dragon</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="https://www.primalhardwere.com/product/OGLP" rel="noopener" target="_blank">G’lorp – Primal Hardwere</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="https://www.funkittoys.com/product-page/notrilldo" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Nofrilldo Series – Funkit Toys</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="https://www.funkittoys.com/product-page/crista-pangolin" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Pangolin – Funkit Toys</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="https://shop.oxballs.com/SACKJACK-WEARABLE-JO-SLEEVE-OXBALLS-OX-3015.htm" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Sackjack – OxBalls</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/product-page/SEAHORSE" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Seahorse &#8211; Mr Hankey</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="https://www.bvibe.com/weighted-butt-plugs/snug-plug-4.html" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Snug Plug Series – B-Vibe</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.holepunchtoys.com/shop/the-serpent-and-the-rat" rel="noopener" target="_blank">The Serpent and the Rat &#8211;  Hole Punch Toys</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="https://bad-dragon.com/products/zaratan" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Zaratan &#8211; Bad Dragon</a></strong></li>
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<p>If you are nominated, and don&#8217;t have an email from us yet, you can also contact us for nominee badges and <A HREF="http://altpornawards.com/" target="_blank">AltPorn Awards</a> VIP Tickets. Follow the <A HREF="https://www.facebook.com/events/184655735493721/" target="_blank">AltPorn Awards 2018</a> event page on <A HREF="https://www.facebook.com/events/184655735493721/" target="_blank">Facebook</a>.</p>
<p>Winners are selected based on a combination of votes from the AltPorn.net judges panel of editorial and writing staff and suggestions from fans, models, and producers. To contribute to choosing the winners, just hit up our <A HREF="https://altporn.net/contact/">contact form</a> and select ‘Suggestion,’ write ‘2018 AltPorn Award Nomination’ for subject, and let us know the category or categories and your suggested winner(s). You are welcome to ask your friends and fans and collaborators to vote for you. Nominations can also be tweeted at us with hashtag #altpornawards to <A HREF="https://twitter.com/AltPornNet" target="_blank">@AltPornNet</a> via the <A HREF="https://twitter.com/AltPornNet" target="_blank">AltPornNet Twitter</a> because we want to make it easy for you.</p>
<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018w.jpg" alt="AltPorn Awards 2018" width="800" height="705" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-114010" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018w.jpg 800w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018w-220x194.jpg 220w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018w-350x308.jpg 350w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018w-768x677.jpg 768w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018w-694x612.jpg 694w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px" /></p>
<p><a href="http://altpornawards.com/" target="_blank"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018-flyer1b-694x937.jpg" alt="AltPorn Awards 2018 flyer" width="694" height="937" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-114011" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018-flyer1b-694x937.jpg 694w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018-flyer1b-163x220.jpg 163w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018-flyer1b-333x450.jpg 333w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018-flyer1b-768x1037.jpg 768w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/AltPorn-Awards-2018-flyer1b.jpg 1333w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px" /></a></p>
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		<title>The Dragon from Mr. Hankey</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 01:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Some of you have been admiring the awesome Seahorse toy From Mr. Hankey featured by Jenevieve Hexxx in our latest issue of AltStar Magazine and I wanted to tell you about the exciting newest creation from the same creative sculptor. This thing is a beast and it&#8217;s name is Dragon. I love the detailed realistic [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some of you have been admiring the awesome Seahorse toy From <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a> featured by Jenevieve Hexxx in our latest issue of <a href="http://altstarmagazine.com/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">AltStar Magazine</a> and I wanted to tell you about the exciting newest creation from the same creative sculptor. This thing is a beast and it&#8217;s name is <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Dragon</a>. I love the detailed realistic snake skin and scales, with ridges and hints of internal musculature, making it look almost alive. There is very little which can mimic the feeling of reptilian flesh sliding over your sensitive skin and this impressive toy looks to accomplish the challenge. I also really like the slight bulge at mid shaft, making for that girthy extra full feeling of being fucked by a treasure hording fire breather.</p>
<p>Made from the highest quality 100% Platinum silicone, you don&#8217;t have to worry about it getting too funky or degrading anytime soon and you can even get your <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Dragon</a> fitted with a Vac-U-Lock slot at the base for attaching it to your favorite fuck machine. Just beware, <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a> is known for size. Even the small, show here with a beer can for scale, measures in at 9.75&#8243; long and 7.50&#8243; in circumference at mid shaft (that&#8217;s 2.38&#8243; in diameter for those of you who don&#8217;t remember your geometry.) The materials <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a> uses make for a very smooth luxurious feel that&#8217;s just the right balance between firm and supple to the touch. Stay away from the silicone lubes, as they are not great on the lifespan (or porosity) for silicone toys, but water based or oils are great with these.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m also happy to see that <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a> recently added the <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Carmen Rivera Strap-On Harness</a> to his offerings, because finding a harness that can work with oversized toys can be a lot more difficult than it should be. </p>
<p><a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Mr. Hankey</a>&#8216;s new <a href="http://altstar.link/mrhankey" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Dragon</a> design would make for some impressive cum shows on cam, just saying.</p>
<div><a href="altstar.link/mrhankey" target="_blank" title="Mr. Hankey"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-sizes-694x560.jpg" alt="The Dragon from Mr. Hankey" width="694" height="560" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-106307" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-sizes-694x560.jpg 694w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-sizes-220x178.jpg 220w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-sizes-350x283.jpg 350w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-sizes.jpg 700w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px" /></p>
<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-small-694x560.jpg" alt="The Dragon from Mr. Hankey" width="694" height="560" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-106308" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-small-694x560.jpg 694w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-small-220x178.jpg 220w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-small-350x283.jpg 350w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-small.jpg 700w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px" /></p>
<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-quarter-694x560.jpg" alt="The Dragon from Mr. Hankey" width="694" height="560" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-106305" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-quarter-694x560.jpg 694w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-quarter-220x178.jpg 220w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-quarter-350x283.jpg 350w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-quarter.jpg 700w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px" /></p>
<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-side-694x560.jpg" alt="The Dragon from Mr. Hankey" width="694" height="560" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-106306" srcset="https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-side-694x560.jpg 694w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-side-220x178.jpg 220w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-side-350x283.jpg 350w, https://altporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/MH-dragon-side.jpg 700w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px" /></a></div>
<div><strong><a href="altstar.link/mrhankey" target="_blank" title="Mr. Hankey">Mr. Hankey writes</a>:</strong></p>
<blockquote>
<p>Another brilliant creation from the same designer that brought you the Seahorse, Beowulf and many of our other best selling toys. The Dragon is an intricately detailed and beautifully sculpted masterpiece, a true work of art that deserves to be placed proudly on display in your home when it&#8217;s not deep in your hole. You will feel the scaly detail of this serpentine creature as it slithers in and out of your dark caverns, stubbornly forcing it&#8217;s way past any tight passageway it encounters and savagely seeking the deepest place within your ass-womb where it can forcefully breed it&#8217;s newly invaded host. Don&#8217;t blame us if you find yourself strangely attracted to reptiles after spending an evening with the Dragon!</p>
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