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BarelyEvil: Miss Monster Horny Housewife Fantasy

Arctic Phoenix — Thu, 19 Mar 2020 20:50:45 +0000

Imagine this: you get home after a hard day at the office, you open the door and you see the sexy Miss Monster waiting for you with more than just dinner ready.

Got it?

Now, count to 3 and snap out of it, because you could be watching exactly how that would be like instead of having to use your imagination thanks to this BlueBlood set where she is ready to make that fantasy come true, along with many others.

In this BarelyEvil setting, Miss Monster is wearing a backless dress that should be standard issue for all housewives, as it covers enough of her body to be functional outdoors, but it shows enough cleavage for you to see what awaits after dinner.

Now, this whole scene gets better, as Miss Monster shows that she is not actually hoping to be wearing that dress all day, and instead is craving to show you her hot body while she cups her breasts in her hands.

Miss Monster said she thought this setup would be any man’s dream to come home to her like this in this kitchen and I’d have to agree. She designed and made the dress she is wearing herself.
–Amelia G

BlueBlood: Miss Monster Turret and Tits Tease

Arctic Phoenix — Sat, 10 Sep 2016 02:16:20 +0000

This BlueBlood set is simply amazing as you get to see the sexy Miss Monster in a rather unusual setting.

No, she is not too covered up, don’t worry. In fact, in this occasion she is already completely naked and alluringly displaying her tits to you.

What makes this set a bit unusual is that you get to see all the hotness that exists within Miss Monster, but instead of her body being in full display in front of you, this time she is behind a metal structure and aiming at you with a turret gun while she shows you her amazing tits and teases you by licking them in true EroticFandom fashion, as if she was inviting you to come over to her, only to then get closer to the turret as if she was aiming at you, before going back to her lustful teasing.

Bonus update tonight. Words fail me.
–Amelia G

BlueBlood: Miss Monster Shows Off Her Nude Body

Arctic Phoenix — Sun, 01 May 2016 01:49:15 +0000

Miss Monster is wearing a very interesting top that shows the bones of a skeleton in pink, while also showcasing pink hair herself and a delicious pair of stockings with garters.

Something that I like a lot about this BlueBlood set is that Miss Monster wastes no time to show you her impressive assets, as she takes advantage of her outfit’s BarelyEvil cleavage to pop her breasts out and cup them in her hands for you, and from there, the gorgeousness of each image just increases as she continues to pose on a leather couch to show you more of her body and her tattoos from different angles as each pose she strikes is more enticing than the previous one.

We shot this fun series sort of between sets with sexy Miss Monster. She wanted to explore the hidden studio loft and I particularly enjoyed following her up the ladder for some unique shots. These were fun and I like the real life feel of them. I hope you enjoy them as well.
Forrest Black~

BlueBlood: Sending Up the Bat Signal with Miss Monster

Lou Garroux — Sun, 13 Dec 2015 02:13:56 +0000

I’m so glad that Miss Monster didn’t use the red phone Commissioner Gordon would call 1960s Batman as her inspiration for her BlueBlood Barely Evil photoshoot she did with Forrest Black. I’d much rather see her with two Bat Signal pasties, than a red phone any day, covering her monster tits like the giant searchlights that they are. Though, I would have liked to see her strip down to reveal the Batman pasties, that’s the kind of “Fuck You!” attitude I love about Miss Monster. With her hardcore tattoos covering her curvy body, to her bleached “don’t call it a fuckin’ mohawk” fin hairstyle with shaved sides, she doesn’t care what you think of her, which is why I think so much of her. Especially when the only other things she is wearing are a scarf, cheetah animal-print skirt, and combat boots with thigh-high leather stockings. Catwoman would be proud of that last one, especially since that’s the only thing Miss Monster is wearing in the end. Careful Miss Monster, your Batcave is showing… not that she cares.

Blue Blood writes:

I really enjoyed shooting these with Miss Monster, we all had a very good time and it was occasionally hard to remember that we were supposed to be doing a photo series and not just goof around. We love Miss Monster.

~Forrest Black

BarelyEvil: Miss Monster Is A Sexy Sunlit Punk

Bellica — Sun, 20 Jul 2014 00:00:45 +0000

So many curves and I’m driving around without brakes! That’s pretty much how this BarelyEvil set featuring Miss Monster is making me feel. Shot by Amelia G and making amazing use of the sunlight sneaking trough the window, we get to appreciate Miss Monster’s fabulous body.

This punk chick looks tough as nails but soft as satin as she strips from her t-shirt and cut off shorts and poses around in her red lingerie and knee high socks. Why tough as nails? Covered in tattoos, huge blonde mohawk and a very clear “don’t mess with me attitude”. Why soft as satin? Her curves are a force to be reckoned, perfect tits and a cleanly shaved pussy in a flawless pale canvas.

Miss Monster is a dichotomy of raw sexiness and punk-rock brutality. Not only that, but once she gets closer to the mirror we get twice the fun and tons of angles in one single photo; it’s hotness overload. I don’t know if I should be scared or enamored but one thing is for sure, as long as those knee-high socks don’t come off I’ll just be in my bunker.

Blue Blood’s BarelyEvil writes:

As we move into summer, I wish Miss Monster were in the sunshine now.
–Amelia G

BarelyEvil: Horror Punk Miss Monster Fucks Beer Bottle

Truant — Sat, 24 May 2014 00:29:43 +0000

Dangerously hot punk rocker Miss Monster shows up for this set looking like a touch school girl with her great classic monsters tattoo collection and her tiny ruffled plaid skirt. I also love the patched denim vest and the worn Chuck-Taylor’s really make the look complete. Oh, and the neon pink mohawk and facial tattoos are the cherry on top of this badass treat. After a little up-skirts action, Miss Monster goes to work on her excited wet hairless pussy with the long neck of her fresh Stella Artois empty. She really gets that beer bottle going as she touches her clit and shows off several hot positions on the pink fur carpet. If you like hot sexy punk girls actually doing sexy punk things, this is a set you should check out. Here is a bonus free sample gallery from the set.

Blue Blood writes:

Miss Monster uses her beer bottle to cum.

BarelyEvil: Blasphemous Punk Rocker Miss Monster

Truant — Sat, 05 Oct 2013 00:22:17 +0000

Blue Blood‘s BarelyEvil starts the October Halloween season off with a bang, releasing this VERY hot and wet series of the uber-tattooed punk rock babe Miss Monster. She’s got blasphemous ruby pasties on her impressive boobs and a matching red accented glass cross from her visibly excited pussy. It’s hot to watch her get increasingly wet as the set goes on, until she’s actually dripping cream down her hot ass. Plus, Miss Monster has so many cool classic horror tattoos that I could look at these shots all day and find more treasures. I love her big blonde mohawk and the bats flying over her sexy eyes. This is truly a great authentic counter-culture series from BlueBlood.

Blue Blood writes:

The badass Miss Monster makes all sorts of different pasties and other clothing items herself. She personally handmade the outfit she is wearing (and not wearing) in this series. This set is also special because it is the very first time she ever used a toy, but she was game to try it out for us. She just casually mentioned as we were getting going that she’d never done it before. Forrest Black and I, of course, love shooting Miss Monster. Creative and sexually adventurous are good qualities.
–Amelia G