She’s rockin’ a cheeky lil’ ensemble—all sass and tits, like she’s ready to sip some tea… or spike it, eh? She’s proper into We Happy Few, clickin’ away on her controller while narratin’ the chaos like she’s on her own telly show. I’d like to be tossin’ questions about her fav Joy brands (I’m a a Sunshine pill kinda person meself) and what she’d do in a real curfew lockdown.

But that’s the charm, innit? She’s makin’ a right show of survivin’ the Joy-filled madness, and it’s as entertaining as watchin’ a Wellie lose their mask. Best bit? Mari_Jae, always!

Mari_Jae writes:

Username: Mari_Jae
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Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

James Sunderland is straight up not having a good time. Not for any other reason but the fact that he’s stuck in a place he can’t escape from, with a big Pyramid Head running around and no way out for now. But she seems to be having a lot of fun with it and I am too. I just hope she remembers to check every corner of the map just in case.

Gaming and Mari_Jae go well together!

Mari_Jae writes:

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Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
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Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

James Sunderland, my beloved. Well, she’s being very careful in navigating a lot of the abandoned streets of Silent Hill. But she’s also a woman that does not fear Pyramid Head it seems because any creak or distant moan she just lets pass by without even thinking on it. Now that’s a gamer.

Mari_Jae is locked in and she will get out of the fog.

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Sexual Preference: Bisexual
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Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

And it’s dark. Very dark. Yes, the game is supposed to be dark since we’re in the fog and all, but goodness does there need to be a bit of wind to pick up the greyness. She doesn’t seem to be having much issue though. In fact, it does seem like she’s really got a knack for it, given the gamer status and all.

Gaming and Mari_Jae go together very well!

Mari_Jae writes:

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Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
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Sexual Preference: Bisexual
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Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

This game is an all time classic and I think all the worries about the remake not living up to the potential are slowly going away the more I see how scary, atmospheric and fun the game is. There are lots more puzzles, a bigger map to explore and even a helpful map system to guide the player where they should go.

Mari_Jae is getting close to meeting Pyramid Head. At least she excitedly hopes so. This is a great opportunity for her to show off that awesome Pyramid Head style tattoo on her arm. Proof that she is a true fan and I look forward to seeing the rest of this spooky adventure in her room.

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Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

The thing about her is that she has such a large collection of cups and mugs that are all so super cool that I would just like to have one. I do think the pill holder is probably my favorite because honestly? I would so get that. The New Year brings with it many more laughs and even more stories but I’m very happy to have caught onto her shows again.

Mari_Jae is always a treat!

Mari_Jae writes:

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Pets: Cat

I almost caught the tail end when the Last Lash was happening, but I did see some funny responses before. Good shout and humor as always. But of course, my favorite coming up with some Murder Trivia Party always gets me going, especially with some of the whacky answers that exist.

And what makes me even happier is that there’s a lot more to be done and more games to be played with Mari_Jae!

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Eyes: Hazel
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Sexual Preference: Bisexual
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Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

The shots are flowing and the wheels keeping spinning too. The music is blasting (accompanied by a lot of tipping sounds that just add to the choir) and naturally, the clothes are off. Because who doesn’t have a birthday suit on their birthday?

The party is in full swing. And so is Mari_Jae – who I would like to wish a happy birthday and more shots in the future!

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Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
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Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

But then, she’s also got a few others on the roster, but it seems like the choice of movie seemed to be Wraith, which is another movie I’ve never actually gotten to watch properly. Something about the 80s and cars being weird and teleport-y. Seems to be a bit of a thing. This does look like it would go well with drinks though, she has a point.

Movie night with Mari_Jae? A grand ‘ol time!

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Eyes: Hazel
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Sexual Preference: Bisexual
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Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

I didn’t know it was Mari_Jae‘s first tike watching, so I am intrigued to see what she has to say for some parts of it. She seems to be enjoying it so far, so much so that there’s a perfectly arranged shot queue that definitely has a lot of her drinks lined up for whatever is to come, which is quite a bit.

I wasn’t aware Mari_Jae watching the Goonies is what I needed for today but I’m glad to have received it nonetheless.

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Body Type: Large
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

She’s as hilarious as ever and I do like the care and attention she gives to making sure everyone’s enjoying the plot. I just wish I also had some shots on hand cause it really does heighten the viewing experience.

I am very happy to see Mari_Jae get into movie nights because I will happily scoot in for some of her commentary.

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Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

The questions are plentiful and cover a wide range of all kinds of topics, and it looks like even luck plays quite a significant role in all of this because some answers she’s gotten right by just guessing-I mean definitely knowing.

Murder Trivia Party is a piece of cake for one Mari_Jae. At least I do hope so.

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Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

I forgot how many cool moments are in this movie and all of them are made even better by how into the movie Mari_Jae is right now as she cheers on Marty Mcfly. Of course there’s nothing to worry about, because Biff soon ends up crashing into a truck full of manure as the cam show fills up with the sound of laughter.

The movie is about to come to an end, but I already see Mari_Jae ready to begin her next adventure by watching a classic Clint Eastwood western movie.

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Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

Another talent that she has is apparently to shuffle cards on her tit. As you do. Going against the titty is apparently the best way to do it according to her. Also, she’s good at Blackjack because I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen her lose in any of these.

Side note: I’m not sure how TwoTwo feels about the skeleton cat in the decorations near the fireplace. But I do know Mari_Jae has a cumshow ready to go soon!

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Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

Early Youtube in the mid-2000s was wild and as Mari_Jae pointed out, being high as hell while fidgeting with electronic bits and pieces seems like quite the hobby to have during that time. And while I’ve never dared get into electrical stuff when sober, maybe doing it high will bring out the next Einstein in me.

Of course, Mari_Jae proceeded to then take off her shirt and slap her titties, as she should. And as always, I’m sticking around to see more fun times!

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Gender: Female
Body Type: Large
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Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

Side note: being over 200 days late on Duolingo will definitely have that giant bird popping in a window and threatening with a knife. Maybe that’s why Mari_Jae had ghost problems around the house a couple of weeks ago. It was that damn bird looking for her to complete Spanish lessons. Be very afraid.

Though, Mari_Jae‘s shoturday is such a good time that honestly, I can’t stop thinking about anything other than what alcohol I’m going to pair with what soft drink for the rest of the week.

Mari_Jae writes:

Username: Mari_Jae
Gender: Female
Body Type: Large
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

Not to mention, she’s just a blast to listen to at any point. So many stories, so many jokes and of course, lot of kitties running around that just make the whole experience even better, if that’s even possible. Although, not sure about the whole batting situation but maybe Mari_Jae is planning to get into baseball soon.

Always the eternal sunshine of a cloudy day, Mari_Jae is not to be missed!

Mari_Jae writes:

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Body Type: Large
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

As soon as she is back it’s time to celebrate, because not only can she open up a brand new White Claw, but it’s also time to free the titties from their captivity. I love the way she rises her hands up in the air while dancing along to some classic Hip Hop tracks. That seems to be the soundtrack for the entire show today and she even shows off some of her arm tattoos that are based on her favorite hip hop artist: Aesop Rock.

What’s the weather forecast for today? Some Weatherman songs! The perfect soundtrack to this fun show and Mari_Jae still has lots more White Claws to go through while sharing some fun stories with all of her viewers.

Mari_Jae writes:

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Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
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Sexual Preference: Bisexual
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Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

Mostly because she has the best food, the greatest alcohol and the most amazing side-kick who is actually the main star of the show but I can’t say that officially considering the name of the show. However, TwoTwo is there, being her prim and proper self as she meows her way for some attention.

You go TwoTwo. You too, Mari_Jae!

Mari_Jae writes:

Username: Mari_Jae
Gender: Female
Body Type: Large
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

I also adore the outfit Mari_Jae’s wearing. At first I thought she had undone a few buttons on her blouse to show a bit of cleavage, but when she moved a little, I saw the truth: her whole outfit is open at the front, which means her spectacular tits come clear into view whenever she leans back, enhancing the playful eroticism that seems to come so naturally to this gorgeous woman.

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Username: Mari_Jae
Gender: Female
Body Type: Large
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

The show is all about taking requests and going through some of the best (and weirdest) music videos. There’s angsty teens, Olivia Rodriogo, and a woman who claims to be an albatross. All of it’s part of a musical extravaganza that involves lots of shots and plenty of fun stories from Mari_Jae’s own life.

There’s still a chance to get a request in and Mari_Jae even has a wheel ready to go for a spin that could win lucky tippers some exciting raffle tickets.

Mari_Jae writes:

Username: Mari_Jae
Gender: Female
Body Type: Large
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

There’s a lot to go over for tonight alone but I have to say that the only thing missing is the giant shark mask to fit the shirt, because it would be a crime not to add it. Although, seeing Mari_Jae‘s face light up at the niceties going in her room is more than acceptable, in fact I’d wager it’s the best part of the show tonight.

May Mari_Jae have many more celebrations, and even more balloons to hump every year!

Mari_Jae writes:

Username: Mari_Jae
Gender: Female
Body Type: Large
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

There’s nothing quite like a good Mari_Jae show, but especially when the silliness comes out alongside all the props that she has in her arsenal. And I have yet to see a shark try to drink out of a pill bottle and that was definitely not on my bingo list, but I feel like it should have considering the amount of cool randomness that happens in her room.

I dare say, Mari_Jae looks like a proper catch tonight.

Mari_Jae writes:

Username: Mari_Jae
Gender: Female
Body Type: Large
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

Mari_Jae‘s ghost adventures do not end there. It seems that it has taken quite the liking to the ring light she has in her room and that apparently it’s a fan of raving because it keeps making the lights go crazy. She has the thought that maybe it’s a great great great grandmother or something, which is maybe why it’s not trying to murder her in her sleep.

Not yet anyways. Sweet dreams, Mari_Jae!

Mari_Jae writes:

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Body Type: Large
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat

It’s been some time since I had the chance to see Mari_Jae in action and my oh my, the set up is great. As is her fabulous playlist as always. I also didn’t know that she kind of understood Spanish, even though it was funny seeing her try to descipher some of the lyrics.

I am currently the old man yells at cloud meme, but I would kill for a good steak right now.

Mari_Jae writes:

Username: Mari_Jae
Gender: Female
Body Type: Large
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Occasionally
Pets: Cat