IShotMyself Model writes:

*Alcoholic self-obsessed, ball-bustin’, gay-lustin’, ace-tastin’, misanthropic good-for-nothing whoredog, platinum-haired, gash-lipped slut-faced piss artist* A sleazy old pervert in a woman’s body. I’d like to be considered as an artist, but it’s easier to explain if I just introduce myself as a muse. I dislike being known as a model (don’t judge me, it was free money for being young). It’s more significant that I can drink you under the table.