Though the show is always as darling as she is. There’s a little bit of cuteness here, a lot of doggy talk there, and of course the main course which is her taking bits and pieces off until she can, well, get herself off in full.

The night is long and full of LunaLore. How she proceeds to play is something I’m happy to find out more of!

LunaLore writes:

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Pet seems to be the choice for today and she does know to bring out random memories from a drunken weekend every other time she picks a movie to watch because I remember distinct scenes from this, but not the full story, which is great because now I can just sit down and watch her experience the movie in real time with a puzzled look on her face, apparently.

Though the movie night is just the appetizer to the main course, which is LunaLore as the show!

LunaLore writes:

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She watches the mood with that focused, low-movement posture horror veterans develop, conserving reactions while mentally tracking who is next on the plot’s to-do list. And of course, when the next sex scene hits because what is a horror movie without it? All I see is that one guy from Supernatural and wondering where his brother is.

Movie nights are good nights but movie nights with LunaLore are to die for!

LunaLore writes:

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Both of them are one year apart (as are her kitties) and both of them look absolutely adorable. Of course, while one rests, another must make her way into the arms for some extra lovin’ and pets. But not before making her earnings in showing her face card up close and personal, with all the sniffles and snorts too.

A trio of cuties, if I may, even if LunaLore is just about the cutest one. Maybe.

LunaLore writes:

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The movie plays in a pastel-window frame like someone installed Windows 98 on a haunted house, while the girls sit wrapped in blankets patterned like they’re trying to avoid becoming the next cold open. And honestly, when Gale’s bangs appear, they instantly earn more screams than the actual movie, because hair that short should be classified as a felony in at least three states.

LunaLore and FayeWilde, some snacks and a lineup of movies that prove the only true rule of horror is that nobody should ever answer the phone!

LunaLore writes:

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Now, this is the first time I’m seeing her wig room but it’s actually spectacular. I haven’t spent too much time looking into her accessories because the main feast is the lady in black herself, alongside a toy in her hands and a lot of vibrating and teasing to go alongside it all. The music is just her moans and the whole view is spectacular.

Happiest of birthdays, LunaLore!

LunaLore writes:

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The vibe’s pure Joker energy: too much eyeliner, not enough therapy. She doesn’t tell jokes because she is the punchline and the creator at the same time. Somewhere, Batman’s already tired. But there’s not much happening in the clothes department since she has taken off the jacket and is showing her tattoos instead. Because what’s one Puddin’ to do without a little bit of spice?

Gotham wanted order, but LunaLore showed up with a smudge brush and said, why so serious?

LunaLore writes:

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The screen flashes Quiplash, and she’s grinning like someone who just submitted the most unhinged answer known to humankind. Her chat is fairly active and hilarious too, which is why I’m always happy to see her play some quizzing. But I will absolutely always be sat for some Murder Trivia Party since there’s nothing better than the threat of something unholy during a general knowledge quiz. Also, I will not answer the multiplied by 8 question ever.

More games, more LunaLore, more goodness!

LunaLore writes:

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The TV’s glowing with Hell Comes to Frogtown and I too don’t know a singular person in this movie. She does have popcorn and she does have a tease ready to go which makes watching this hard. Though, perhaps she’s learning the ways from the frog-people mutant things so that she one too can be inspired to take over a whole town. B-movie apocalypses are probably my favorite.

Which town will LunaLore go and invade I wonder?

LunaLore writes:

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That’s quite the undertaking, but they are already at the seventh installments of the franchise, which means the end is near. This latest movie features plenty of spooks, scares and ghosts. Even if it might not be the best in the franchise, LunaLore and FayeWilde keep the show fun by flashing their titties and spanking each other between all the scary scenes.

I’ve never dared to go through all the Paranormal Activity movies myself, but LunaLore and FayeWilde are such a fun nurse duo that I would happily watch the entire series while spending time in their chat room.

LunaLore writes:

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FayeWilde writes:

Username: FayeWilde
Gender: Female
Height: 66 inches
Age: 28
Country: Canada
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Light
Drugs: Occasionally
Favorite Food: Gyozaaaaa
Pets: Odin (baby fur seal) & Warlock (tiny black demon)

I do like this take on a bit of Harley Quinn, a bit of clowning around but a whole lot of naughtiness in the midst of it. The jester hat is my favorite because who doesn’t want a crown for the queen of poor decisions and perfect timing? Now, the sound of her spanking herself silly is the one that even make’s Gotham’s streetlights flicker to. Gotham’s favorite disaster doesn’t do subtle, she does splash damage in stilettos!

Not a hero, not a villain, just a bit of naughtiness with a cherry on top. And some explosions. Thanks LunaLore!

LunaLore writes:

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Well, without spoiling the movie, there is a lot of Thanksgiving related content in there. And honestly, given how little favor people give to the turkeys every holiday, I must say I’m rather impressed with how the revenge plot strikes back. I haven’t giggled so much throughout a horror movie in my life. I want more.

Is there a sequel? I want one. If not, I want LunaLore to watch more incredible horror movies. 10/10!

LunaLore writes:

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Full black-and-white clown suit, ruffled collar, blood-splatter detailing done by hand (with glitter glue), and a smile painted so wide it’s legally a jump scare. She’s not just cosplaying—she’s committing. Horn in one hand, popcorn in the other, and the kind of giggle that makes people triple-check the locks. Her makeup? Flawless. Terrifying. Smudge-proof through screams. Neighbors are concerned. Roommates moved out. Her emotional support weapon is a trash bag full of snacks and fake limbs for props.

The clownery? Professional. The dedication? Alarming. The vibe? If Hot Topic and a haunted carousel had a baby and raised it on slashers and sarcasm. LunaLore came, she cackled, she traumatized everyone at the party. Art the Clown would be so proud.

LunaLore writes:

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First, she zooms the camera closer to her chest so her titties are taking up th entire frame. Now is the perfect time to rub lotion all over them. It’s such a mesmerizing watch that I forget to blink the entire time. The same is true for the next tease: melting a tiny ice cube all over her titties.

Ice and lotion really do go together so nicely and I already see what LunaLore plans to do next as she finishes up a quick bong break and grabs a vibrator wand that’s just been charged up.

LunaLore writes:

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So every couple gets to have a fight, right? Every couple gets to disagree. And of course, there are ways in which partners communicate their dissatisfaction to one another during an argument. It’s just one of those silly Hollywood movies about couples fighting and getting back together—a very… meaty affair, if I say so myself.

LunaLore is almost close to the end now and I wonder: will they get back together? Hm.

LunaLore writes:

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Jumpscares? She claims she’s fine. Blanket fort? Raised like a shield. Phone flashlight? Suddenly essential. Though not to spoil the movie or anything but there is something to be said about interdimentional beings and how much I appreciate a good spiritual horror movie. Because there aren’t enough of them out there.


When it comes to horror, LunaLore got a grip on the jokes, even if the ghosts have a grip on everyone else.

LunaLore writes:

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Well that and also games. But who doesn’t love games, especially with a big crowd that gets to say a lot of silly things and have fun with it? She doesn’t do warmups—she does soul-crushing one-liners and blood-slicked confidence. And then there’s the movie that she just turned on too, perfect for the occassion and eating boys performance too.

LunaLore‘s Jennifer doesn’t just cheer for the team—she devours it. She’s got the moves, the look, and a post-possession glow that I’ll happily get my heart eaten thanks to.

LunaLore writes:

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Rocking her signature orange turtleneck and that ever-practical red pleated skirt, she’s serving up full-on intellectual icon energy with a side of sass and a whole lot of clues. The chunky glasses? Still fogging up from how hot her IQ is. And if she drops them? Good luck—because once she’s crawling on all fours looking for her specs, the whole room suddenly forgets what mystery they were solving. She’s fluent in Latin inscriptions, trapdoor mechanisms, and vibrators, it seems.

Smart, sharp, and undeniably the glue that holds Mystery Inc. together, LunaLore is the smartest in the room every time—now with a toy to add too.

LunaLore writes:

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I also have so many questions about this movie. First of all, who gave Tim Burton the budget to make this and why is this plot revolving around 4 random people that will definitely not deal with the threat? She on the other hand is having a blast at how dumb a lot of this is and I’m right there with her.

A movie night with LunaLore is always a good time!

LunaLore writes:

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I’m also very happy to report that they have melted down parts of the trophy and added it on themselves because they look like they’re made of pure gold. And they both look incredible in nothing but that—then again, their content being dipped in gold just means they’re matching it now. Bonus points for the BTS footage that they’re showing too because it’s all fantastic looking.

May LunaLore and FayeWilde couple again. Many more times!

LunaLore writes:

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The light did dance upon her face, pale in the stillness, her eyes wide, unblinking, set upon the vision that did unfold before her. And yet, though it was but a moving picture, though no true specter stood within the room, the watcher did not stir, nor did she turn away. The flickering of the candle upon the bedside was but a whisper, yet still, it faltered, as though some unseen breath had passed over it.

LunaLore did not pray, nor did she call upon the Lord’s mercy, though the weight of the darkness did press upon her, though the specter’s gaze seemed to stretch forth beyond the veil of artifice, beyond the glass and the light, to where she lay—to see the VVitch kill again.

LunaLore writes:

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I really like how attenative she is during a lot of these sessions, even when she’s perhaps seen bits and pieces of the movie. But I will say she’s also looking spectacular in nothing but ink and some piercings. It’s perfect for the most wonderful time of the year—which is sitting down to watch a movie, of course.

More nights with stories about cults and more nights with LunaLore!

LunaLore writes:

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I also quite like just how fluffy and comfortable she looks no matter what. I will say that it’s kind of distracting having to see some of the stuff happening on screen simply becuase there’s a flash here or a movement there, but it’s all a very good time nonetheless. Perhaps with an extra vibe or two at least.

But more gaming nights with LunaLore are always appreciated!

LunaLore writes:

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What I will say is that I love the hair and require the details on how to get exactly that because she looks incredible. I’m really loving the roped up accessories she has that seem to look like part of lingerie, if not for the fact that she’s sexed it up to the max. And now with a vibrator to add to the mix too!

LunaLore is always a joy to watch and tonight is no different!

LunaLore writes:

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