Trailing behind—or occasionally skittering ahead—is Thing, the severed hand with more sass per finger than most people have in their whole bodies. The dynamic duo of gothic gloom and crawling chaos. He talks in taps, flips birds like punctuation, and steals snacks like it’s a competitive sport. And it looks like it’s helping her pull her skirt up whenever she wants to pull them down and really have a go between her legs.

Between cello concerts that sound like haunted monologues and seances disguised as study sessions, Lisamooore‘s Wednesday is plotting. Always plotting. And Thing? Her sidekick, scout, and occasional weapon of slap-based justice and definitely a bestie when it comes to the tease. Together, they’re equal parts horror film and honor roll.

Lisamooore writes:

Real Name: Lisa Moore
Followers: 17426
Birth Date: June 23, 1999
Age: 25
I Am: A Woman

She doesn’t “blend in”—she blends out, haunting every hallway like a Victorian ghost who’s over it. While everyone else is snapping selfies, she’s snapping fingers to that infamous da-da-da-DUM rhythm, keeping the Addams legacy alive one deadpan stare at a time. Thing, her right-hand… well, hand, is always a handful. And there’s plenty of handing to be had given that she’s having so many spanking sessions in between it all.

As Uncle Fester would say, they light up a room… usually by setting it on fire. But the room is always hot when Lisamooore is in!

Lisamooore writes:

Real Name: Lisa Moore
Followers: 17426
Birth Date: June 23, 1999
Age: 25
I Am: A Woman