lance – AltPorn.net – alt.porn erotica https://altporn.net Alternative Subculture Erotica - alt.porn Fri, 10 Nov 2023 08:06:35 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.5 The Amount Of Judging Lance Is Doing To TheSharkQueen Is Unreal https://altporn.net/news/2023/11/10/the-amount-of-judging-lance-is-doing-to-thesharkqueen-is-unreal/ https://altporn.net/news/2023/11/10/the-amount-of-judging-lance-is-doing-to-thesharkqueen-is-unreal/#respond Fri, 10 Nov 2023 08:06:35 +0000 https://altporn.net/?p=340897 And also really funny. Look, I too judge whenever someone orders food and elects not to share it, though I think TheSharkQueen may have a better reason than most. But look at him. Look at that little face. How can one not simply give into anything Lance requests?

Though, whatever she’s eating (which is to say, a croissant with pepperoni and cheese alongside a chicken biscuit with hot honey and cheese) sounds so good that even I’m drooling. The noises she makes aren’t helping either because I’m just slamming my card against the table hoping to get the exact same order.

I do really like TheSharkQueen. Even if she makes me want to use all my savings to buy that one croissant. Also, brownie points for Lance, always.

The Amount Of Judging Lance Is Doing To TheSharkQueen Is Unreal

The Amount Of Judging Lance Is Doing To TheSharkQueen Is Unreal

The Amount Of Judging Lance Is Doing To TheSharkQueen Is Unreal

The Amount Of Judging Lance Is Doing To TheSharkQueen Is Unreal

The Amount Of Judging Lance Is Doing To TheSharkQueen Is Unreal

TheSharkQueen writes:

Username: TheSharkQueen
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel

]]> https://altporn.net/news/2023/11/10/the-amount-of-judging-lance-is-doing-to-thesharkqueen-is-unreal/feed/ 0 TheSharkQueen And Lance Make A Very Cute Team https://altporn.net/news/2022/01/22/thesharkqueen-and-lance-make-a-very-cute-team/ https://altporn.net/news/2022/01/22/thesharkqueen-and-lance-make-a-very-cute-team/#respond Sat, 22 Jan 2022 09:08:57 +0000 https://altporn.net/?p=273736 TheSharkQueen’s colorful wheel is going for a spin right now and I’m lucky enough to see it land on „two crop spanks“ which means a very bootyful welcome into her room.

A cute pair of kitty ears decorate the top of her head, but that’s only the beginning of kittenish surprises as she leaps off camera for a moment and returns holding one of her kittens – Lance. She looks a bit confused at first, but the two of them make a very adorable team as they cuddle and hang out in front of the camera.

As Lance leaps off, it’s time glance at the current goal and see a playful glitter and oil show planned next. That’s a fantastic way for TheSharkQueen to make this show even more playful .

TheSharkQueen And Lance Make A Very Cute Team

TheSharkQueen And Lance Make A Very Cute Team

TheSharkQueen And Lance Make A Very Cute Team

TheSharkQueen writes:

Username: TheSharkQueen
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 68 inches
Age: 25
City: SoCal
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Occasional
Marital Status: Single
Favorite Food: sushi
Pets: I have 2 cats & a german shepherd

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