Winner: Kelly The Demon King’s Spawn (GodsGirls)

APN 2016 AltPorn Awards Winner for Best Nerd Shoot (2015 photo and/or video):
Kelly The Demon King’s Spawn (GodsGirls)

2016 AltPorn Awards Fan Favorite for Best Nerd Shoot (2015 photo and/or video):
Sheridan Love and Larkin Love Cosplay Tail (BurningAngel)

This artistic set by Kelly shows her modeling with a simple blue sarong wrapped (and unwrapped) around her curvy body. She play with wearing the fabric in different styles, turns around to show us all her angles, and alternates from looking melancholy and seductive.

Kelly appears to be wearing deep blue or violet contacts, which gives her eyes a bit of an other worldly appearance to them and her eye makeup accentuates this even further. Her hair is a shocking blue, which is in stark contrast to her milky white skin.

I’m not sure what to make of her posing during this set; it is very theatrical. The description on Gods Girls lists and even links to a Neutral Milk Hotel song on YouTube that I assume must be the inspiration to this photoset. I imagine Kelly is listening along to this song while she is posing for the photographer. Her poses almost seem to be telling a story, but I feel like I just snuck into the second half of an off-Broadway play for the deaf. There is movement, dramatic poses, emotions, and a hint of tragedy, but without the first half of the plot, I am lost.

But like tuning in half way to a late night Cinemax movie in a sleazy hotel, I have no problems knocking one out with the volume turned down so the people beyond the paper thin walls of the next room cannot hear me. But we all know they know what I’m doing. In the morning, just give me my continental breakfast in the lobby and don’t make eye contact.

And really, have you seen Princess Zelda? She is super hot! If I was Gannon, and I possessed her body, damn straight the first thing I would do would be rip off all her clothes and see why Link is always trying to rescue her. But to be honest, this possessed pawn is pretty sexy too. Those glowing yellow eyes, pointy ears, long braids, silvery crown, and dark tattoos encroaching on her face make for one alluring princess. And everyone knows that possessed girls are into super kinky sex, so even if she is possessed by a Demon King, I think I’d still try to hit that. You don’t like it? Excuse me, Princess!