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KayleePond good vibes, lego, and boobies!

Ginny Gore — Tue, 28 Feb 2017 02:44:12 +0000

Now here’s a ball of energy, sunshine, and everything nice! KayleePond is a curvy blonde bombshell that knows how to have fun on cam. This is my first time catching her online and I’m hooked. She really put me in a good mood At the beginning of the show she was building lego, and for anyone from my generation that’s mad nostalgic. Then she put on some 90’s wack tunes, more specific that one song from Hanson…wait lemme google that impossible title ..MMMbop! Not the first thing that pops to mind when you think sexy stripper music but KayleePond really made it her own. She’s mad sexy with an emphasis on the cute. It was an absolute pleasure watching her boogie to cheesy 90s hits, removing her top. Attention big boobie lovers: there’s something for you guys here you shouldn’t miss out on

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

Username: KayleePond
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 64 inches
Age: 29
City: Geeksville
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Moderate
Marital Status: Married
Occupation/Major: Making people happy!
Favorite Food: Sushi!
Pets: A cat who is a total weirdo and a rambunctious dog.

Super Steampunk Babe KayleePond

KurtLoaded — Fri, 24 Oct 2014 00:49:55 +0000

Sexy nerd queen bombshell KayleePond is getting into the Halloween spirit in her very fancy steampunk look. I really like the stylish corset pushing her nice breasts up into the cam, and that intricate mono-goggle is very cool. I’m ready to get on the airship with KayleePond right now! I think she’s about to peel of those cute panties. Speaking of which, I really like those vintage vertically striped stockings too. It’s always funny when the girls do great costumes because I want to see them naked but I also want to see the creative accessories. So, it’s a real puzzle to figure out what should and should not come off. Either way, KayleePond looks great and this is a really great Halloween or Convention look.

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

Username: KayleePond
CamScore: 3193
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 64 inches
Age: 26
City: Geeksville
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Moderate
Marital Status: Married
Occupation/Major: Making people happy!
Favorite Food: Sushi!
Pets: A cat who is a total weirdo and a rambunctious dog.

KayleePond Lego Unikitty

SpiderMike — Fri, 15 Aug 2014 03:34:56 +0000

KayleePond has really spectacular breasts. Okay, now that we’ve gotten the obvious out of the way, I am going to be all philosophical and gothic about her UniKitty costume. If you are not familiar with UniKitty from the Lego movie, just take a look at the brief YouTube video below, featuring the best of UniKitty. Princess UniKitty is a unicorn cat who tries to be super positive all the time, but has some deep-seated rage issues. KayleePond is a supremely upbeat, sweet, and friendly cam girl. She is always really warm and nice and welcoming to all and she has a smile which lights up the room. Having KayleePond cosplay the Lego UniKitty makes me ask all sorts of angst-ridden questions. Is KayleePond secretly filled with misanthropy and anger? How much effort does it take to stay positive and promote the vibe of: “There are no rules, there’s no government, no baby-sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.” Before I get too goth, let me remind you that KayleePond has really spectacular breasts and you can see them and chat with KayleePond for free if you go visit her and sign up now. You can even play Lego trivia.

Kaylee Pond writes:Username: KayleePond
CamScore: 2842
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 64 inches
Age: 26
City: Geeksville
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Moderate
Marital Status: Married
Occupation/Major: Making people happy!
Favorite Food: Sushi!
Pets: A cat who is a total weirdo and a rambunctious dog.

Meaning of Life: Doctor Who.
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: Sunshine, cuddles, video games, books, love. <3 (Other than the things I ACTUALLY would die without, of course.) Favorite Books: I have MANY and always have a book going. Let's name a few though, shall we?: Brave New World, Kushiel's Legacy Series(very sexy books), Harry Potter, Discworld Series (Terry Pratchett), Xanth Series (Piers Anthony), most Jane Austin, Hunger Games, Ender's Game and many more. I'm always happy to talk about books! What I Like To Do For Fun: Dress-up, cosplay, read, play video/tabletop games, touch myself, surf (badly), and talk a lot. I also love me some awesome T.V. shows, like Doctor Who, Firefly, Sherlock, Star Trek, Arrested Development, and so many more! Favorite Songs: I'm very open when it comes to music! Often I do have to try to hold myself back from playing all 80's, though! Favorite Movies: The Life Aquatic, Pride and Prejudice, Brick, 3-Iron, Tank Girl, Star Wars and Star Trek and of course I LOVE Action/Adventure movies, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Animated movies! Most beloved might be movies by Miyazaki, especially Howl's Moving Castle. I also watch a lot of Disney movies! Hobbies: I'm a passionate person and also very upbeat, so I find myself really loving a LOT of things. I enjoy reading, playing video games (LOTS of them), dressing up in costumes, painting, playing board games, having fun in the sun, meeting new people, camping, going on adventures and so much more! Turn Ons/Offs: Turn Ons: The Oxford Comma (haha kidding, sort of), good manners, patience, sense of humor, eloquence, down to earth, intelligence. :) Turn Offs: Poor spelling and grammar (though I'm not uptight about it, or always perfect myself), rudeness, arrogance, meanness, selfishness. You know, all the things that are lame! Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I'm very REAL. I will share myself with you, how I really am and the things I truly like, and be truly delighted to find out more about you, too!