Penny Poison on Smurf Dick

SpiderMike — Sat, 12 Jul 2014 06:42:28 +0000

Penny Poison thinks she might need to get her laptop professionally cleaned, after all the squirting everywhere. Penny Poison says she likes all sizes of dicks, but people with big dicks especially should dress them up as celebrities. (Note to self.) She would like to see a calendar of dicks dressed up as celebrities. Penny Poison is always a sexy pleasure to just even listen to and then she is wild with her toys. Penny Poison says she thinks wiener modeling would be cool with a dick dressed as maybe Homer Simpson or (even better!) Pinhead. She is holding forth now on how she thinks Smurfs might have big dicks and maybe Gumby has the biggest dick of all. I’ve seen Penny Poison do shows where she fucks Gumby, but her Gumby is just a small green rubber Gumby, so she just inserts him in every hole. Penny Poison says, “I love talking about wiener stuff, like weird wiener stuff.” I love Penny Poison. Best dirty talker on the net.

Penny Poison writes:

Basic Profile
Name: Penny_Poison
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Zodiac: Virgo

Appearance
Height: 5’5″ (1.65m)
Weight: 115 lbs (52kg)
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Grey
Build: Slender
Ethnicity: White
Cup Size: B
Pubic Hair: Bald
Measurements: 32-25-38″ (81-64-97cm)
Kinky Attributes: Feet, Toys, Anal Penetration, Underwear

About My Show
My private show includes anal, double penitration and atm. If you want any role playing or have a special request you will need to take me into exclusive so you will have me all to yourself.I’m Another Quality CamSharks XxX Model.

What Turns Me On
Danger, teddy bears, confidence, role playing, oral sex, anal, and passionate people who want to have fun.

My Expertise
I love love love anal, Double penitration, ATM, and giving amazing blow jobs. I will be sure to give you what you want and more. I’m another quality camsharks xxx model.

My Tags
split tongue (5), satanic (4), anal (3), sword swallower (3), tattoos (3), tongue (3), atm (2), awesome shows (2), devil mistress (2), alternative (1), anal adventure (1), anal slut (1), awesome (1), awesome voices (1), bad ass chick (1), badass chick (1), bath show (1), beautiful smile (1), beautiful teeth (1), beautiful voice (1), beautiful woman (1), best blowjob (1), creepy (1), cute tits (1), darklordofass (1), deep throat (1), dirty carny (1), dirty talk (1), dream about her (1), edible ass (1), footjob (1), fucking hot (1), fun (1), fun personality (1), gaping (1), gold show (1), great anal (1), great show (1), haunted boobs (1), hilarious (1), lily white ass (1), meshuggah (1), mind-blowing (1), my arch-angel (1), my friend (1), my girl crush (1), my god that ass (1), my sexy friend (1), naked trivia (1), nice (1)

Penny Poison Going to Fuck Mr Bill and Gumby for Satan

SpiderMike — Sat, 06 Jul 2013 05:35:25 +0000

The best dirty talker on the net, cam girl Penny Poison, has all her toys laid out for her usual kickass extreme show tonight. She has big plastic cocks for every hole and, with her great sense of humor, she also has Mr. Bill and Gumby dolls laid out to put inside her. If we didn’t already love Penny Poison here at APN, that would be enough to make us. I’ll include some YouTube of Mr. Bill and Gumby from Saturday Night Live for readers who might be too young to remember. I was already impressed by the way Penny Poison treats her toys and this is another goodie. Also, she says she is down for “Satan shows” tonight.

Penny Poison writes:

Basic Profile
Name: Penny_Poison
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Zodiac: Virgo

Appearance
Height: 5’5″ (1.65m)
Weight: 115 lbs (52kg)
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Grey
Build: Slender
Ethnicity: White
Cup Size: B
Pubic Hair: Bald
Measurements: 32-25-38″ (81-64-97cm)
Kinky Attributes: Feet, Toys, Anal Penetration, Underwear

About My Show
My private show includes anal, double penitration and atm. If you want any role playing or have a special request you will need to take me into exclusive so you will have me all to yourself.I’m Another Quality CamSharks XxX Model.

What Turns Me On
Danger, teddy bears, confidence, role playing, oral sex, anal, and passionate people who want to have fun.

My Expertise
I love love love anal, Double penitration, ATM, and giving amazing blow jobs. I will be sure to give you what you want and more. I’m another quality camsharks xxx model.

My Tags
split tongue (5), satanic (4), anal (3), sword swallower (3), tattoos (3), tongue (3), atm (2), awesome shows (2), devil mistress (2), alternative (1), anal adventure (1), anal slut (1), awesome (1), awesome voices (1), bad ass chick (1), badass chick (1), bath show (1), beautiful smile (1), beautiful teeth (1), beautiful voice (1), beautiful woman (1), best blowjob (1), creepy (1), cute tits (1), darklordofass (1), deep throat (1), dirty carny (1), dirty talk (1), dream about her (1), edible ass (1), footjob (1), fucking hot (1), fun (1), fun personality (1), gaping (1), gold show (1), great anal (1), great show (1), haunted boobs (1), hilarious (1), lily white ass (1), meshuggah (1), mind-blowing (1), my arch-angel (1), my friend (1), my girl crush (1), my god that ass (1), my sexy friend (1), naked trivia (1), nice (1)

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Penny Poison on Smurf Dick

Penny Poison Going to Fuck Mr Bill and Gumby for Satan