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Merry Grinchmas, CUBBIXOXO!

Woody — Mon, 09 Dec 2024 08:00:45 +0000

Cubbixoxo is diving into the holiday spirit with a bold twist—transforming herself into the ultimate Christmas antihero with a full Grinch-inspired body paint session.

Starting with that unmistakable green, she’s carefully covering every inch, from head to toe, in a rich, Grinchy hue that is absolutely not going to steal just Christmas—but a few hearts on the side too. She even paints on the Grinch’s iconic scowl, though it’s hard to look too grumpy when she’s clearly having a blast. It also feels weird not to see her rocking tattoos, but I do like the all-green on her.

By the time Cubbixoxo is done, she’s not just the Grinch—she’s everyone’s Grinch, stealing Christmas and commanding the spotlight in the most festive, fabulous way possible.

Cubbixoxo writes:

Comedian | Highly Sarcastic

ZiaFox Spreads Holiday Cheer With Her Squats

ActFree — Sat, 05 Dec 2020 01:09:41 +0000

You’re a sexy one, Miss ZiaFox! The cutie is on camera wearing a cute Holiday costume designed after the Grinch. Not to worry, she isn’t here to steal Christmas, but to spread some holiday cheer instead! She manages to cheer me up with her bubbly personality and her naughty treats which today include lots and lots of squats. The babe takes off most of her clothes as she gets ready to bounce up and down and show off her perky booty in action right in front of the camera!

I don’t know where ZiaFox gets all of her energy from, but it’s infectious and I love seeing the cutie put her booty to work like this, only pausing to play with her titties and flash a smile at the camera!

ZiaFox writes:

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Cubbixoxo Is The Hottest Grinch Ever

Sky — Thu, 28 Dec 2017 03:30:42 +0000

Cubbixoxo was wearing a Grinch onesie when we first joined her room tonight and soon she was pulling it off to reveal the Grinch boyshort panties wrapped around her ass. Of course we also get to be awestruck by her glorious tits too, because this busty babe is never short on boob to show us. While we drool over her body, she gets to work opening some presents she received from some followers. The first one she opens is a giant box that ends up containing a Lucius Malfoy cane wand from the Harry Potter series, and I am jealous as hell! Seriously, that thing is amazing and I have been in love with it for years, congrats to Cubbixoxo for receiving it, that is an awesome gift! You can show her some love by joining her room and giving her some tips too!

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

My name is Cubbi and I live on the east coast with my kitten named Hannibal lectar and bearded dragons named Maleficent and Bellatrix.

BurningAngel: Whoreville or How the Grinch Gaped Christmas

SpiderMike — Thu, 25 Dec 2014 03:26:12 +0000

When BurningAngel does a spoof, they like to go all out. Even for them, their Grinch porn parody is over-the-top and super hardcore. It is a major major feature, with multiple updates of both photo sets and videos, coming out from December 20 through December 25. I expect they will eventually release this on DVD, but BurningAngel members get first dibs. Joanna Angel wrote and directed this major feature and she also stars as the Grinch. Joanna Angel‘s sense of humor always extends to herself and she is not afraid to be silly and fun on camera. So the general storyline is that Joanna “Grinch” Angel is trying to ruin Xmas by stealing presents and being grinchy and this leads to lots of boy/girl tattooed hardcore, blowjobs, pussy eating, rimming, and anal. I think I hate Christmas carols as much as Joanna “Grinch” Angel, but there are some cool soundtrack tunes in this feature. Not sure if I should end this by wishing the BurningAngel crew a happy holiday season or not.

Burning Angel writes:

Oh those whores down in Whoreville, they annoy me a lot! One of these days, I’d just like to hit them with a big old pot. But I suppose since the fate of these carolers is purely in my hands – I’ll just beat them with an umbrella, as to carry out a more devious plan! I dragged Amber Ivy and Xander down stairs, where I tied them to my bed – oh my, what a pair! And secretly, this grinch must have wanted them to fuck, because they escaped from this trap which is just my luck. And speaking of fuck, that’s just what they did, because when your lives are in danger, true feelings for redheads are not to be hid!

I left the home of those holiday whores, ew, they love each other – what a bore! I walked down the street and what did I see – it was the home of one Krissie Dee! And poor Michael Vegas, working overtime for a buck – when this grinch stole their presents: surely he’d know they were shit out of luck! And wouldn’t you know it – things still felt light as a feather, because Christmas could never be ruined… as long as they were together! Even when someone made off with all their gifts in a pouch, the best medicine for holiday blues is to make your girlfriend squirt all over the couch!