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		<title>Nerdpr0n: The Flying Spaghtti Monster wishes you a happy holidays!</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[FSM Bukkake? This kind of reminds me of those posters they had in like the 70&#8217;s with the kid in the high chair with spaghetti all over his/her head and a slogan like Momma said there would be days like this or somesuch. Little did they know at the time it was potentially some perverse [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://altporn.net/link/nerdpr0n.php">FSM Bukkake</a>? This kind of reminds me of those posters they had in like the 70&#8217;s with the kid in the high chair with spaghetti all over his/her head and a slogan like <em>Momma said there would be days like this</em> or somesuch. Little did they know at the time it was potentially some perverse FSM visitation. You thought your kid was just a slob, but in reality your child has been touched by his noodley appendage (in a completely religious nonsexual way, I&#8217;m sure.)</p>
<p>On the otherhand, one of the frustrating downsides to &#8216;nerds&#8217; is that they have a tendency to explain things you already know to you like you are completly ignorant and then give themselves a gold star for being so smart. That air of superiority with the escape hatch of self effacement is a little too emo for me.</p>
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  <strong><a href="https://altporn.net/link/nerdpr0n.php">Nerdpr0n writes</a>:</strong></p>
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    This shoot is probably the most hilariously fun shoot I&#8217;ve done in freaking ages and ages. I made myself a Flying Spaghetti Monster headdress (thanks to Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories). If you&#8217;re not sure who the FSM is, it&#8217;s an ironic and hilarious response to the intelligent design debate by those on the side of science, and it all began <a href="http://www.venganza.org/">here</a> with a <a href="http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/">letter to the Kansas School Board</a>. The argument is that if a Christian religious belief is to be taught in schools (ie, intelligent design) then the FSM religious belief deserves just as much consideration in the curriculum. It&#8217;s not just effective rhetoric, it&#8217;s hilarious!</p>
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